I just told you what to do put your headphones on See you know what abyss your behavior is a good Afterman this was your rule will tell the listeners about it I'm so following show is for mature audiences only listener discretion is advised and if you don't like it Please go fuck yourself. Do you feel your sex life is quite lame? Scared of your desires might be strange come and join the kick a world of play Thank you welcome to the bird podcast to show where we explore the adventures of the kinky lifestyle sex and perversion recording live From the third I can't fucking be back to me. What's from the national level?
I've been north, California in front of a I'm Kathy I'm a bit and I am cow boogie. That is the second time in my life that someone has tweaked my nipples without my permission You what do you mean you say it's part of the thing you shall pay so why that wasn't Greetings I'm going to be hello everybody We are here and we are ready to do show 76 So we're not gonna say hello we said we were gonna say hello to everyone that was in our stats That was the number two country that listens to us because Kathy and I well abyss was gone tried to say something in Swedish Just what happened is it here and that went horribly bad horribly bad? Well, you know we have like this week hello Canada for all of our Canadian listeners out there Canadian is our number two country That was a pervert podcast number three is sweet and they were number two last time so Kathy And I thought we would say something cool thought we were being Canadian in London Swiss German, you know We had to pick as I speak three languages there and so what the fuck we were doing We said something and we had someone email us and say by the way on Swiss and you are not I had no idea what so ever what we were saying we thought we were being clever so from now on we'll just say hi Hello number two welcome Well I canada So tell us wait you have we got to get this out of the way because it's important abyss has a blood plate class when are you doing your blood plate class the day after Thanksgiving Friday Friday will you be believing in Turkey? Unless you wait a life can we trust you like a turkey?
We could talk about attaching turkey feathers to the needles Here in threshold during a record for a domination class the day after Thanksgiving yes, we are Traditionally domination does a class right before our big party which is the Female dominant Web party if you are in the yeah ladies ladies If you are in the Los Angeles area after Thanksgiving and you're able to leave your home after Thanksgiving I know really cuz I won't come on down and watch me bleed some people and I will teach you how to do it safely Very good very good. We got written up here We got Michelle and Ramon are here and there's something all I have all I see here is Michelle's But plug fail which in this show I think is very fitting because later in the show you have to stay listening for the podcast We will be figging mark has come back to Refig her figging to make up for the the day that she had last time Wait wait what Ellen Ellen Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellen okay, that's your name So later in the show at the end of the show we're going to be figging which means we were gonna be putting Rajinger in the butts of Ellie And mark you will not want to miss that lovely lady, but right now let us hear Michelle. Please go to the microphone Yes, no you have to do it now. How's your butt?
I love any failure that includes an ass. That's just entertainment. Just go ahead and turn that down to you Or just adjustment. Yeah, okay, so I have no idea what this is Kathy just wrote this on the board, but I heard this Okay, so I'm so proud about my got my coffee gave me my first bet plug is fairly large.
I picked it out That's pretty big. No you like things up your butt. Yeah, it had a pretty jewel on it was it was hot pink silicone with a jewel on the end Oh, nice nice. We tried to put it in earlier and it did not work.
You just weren't relaxed or I don't know It was that big there's nobody Like the price It like bounce out like it just a tip went in and shot across the room and hit the cat Not quite, but you know so this time this weekend We you know had no kids in the house. It was amazing and so we had time to you know work it and get it and it was very painful Going in I won't lie it was a little you know, it was silicone It was not okay, but um so we had sex it was great And then afterwards I always need more so he made me more and then I'm like Oh, I'm gonna see what it looks like take a picture and then I rolled over to feel it and it wasn't there. Oh, no And so I'm like it came out right it just came out and it was now not it was on the bed, right? No, it was not on the bed.
Well, where was it? Was it under remote? It was about like I don't know to remote knuckles It's in there because I don't see it anyone the bed didn't roll under the bed So I'm like okay, I want to put a finger in the building and I'm like, I don't feel anything Are we sure didn't let me just go there? Oh, yeah, there it is.
Oh, and I had to go yeah I'm not second knuckles. So was I but do it? Well, I mean, okay, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna put this up for the audience members who all hasn't you know Has lot been in the same situation and lost a butt plug. It's perfectly normal.
Yeah, I had to go at your treasure hunt on a bus It was an amazing and this was a norm this was a What the Joel but do you get the Joel but put it was we want to be very treasure You are not you are not alone. So I had to go in the shower and I had to give birth to it Get it out with his finger. Oh, I mean if it's if it's it was like a knuckle Yeah, so I was in the shower like bent over like like I was giving labor For the video to that And it did tell me to do it. I'm on well cuz I couldn't get it out with the one I could barely touch it I can grab the base which I was always like how did I go in?
That's pretty white base, right? But if I would I could grab it and kind of hook it when I pulled it since it was silicone right the little it just Where we're just kind of fold so I had a gun with two fingers right I get a pin job and pull it out so as she's pushing I'm Which could go just amazingly bad Because I get coming it's coming. Keep going. Keep pushing.
Come on. Breathe and then it was uh, oh I'm like all right. That was the base. Oh So eventually you you know I can't I don't know if I heard this or I'm just making shit up But I think I heard that you can actually if you take like a piece of string and wrap it around each end of the fingers Wrap it around one finger and then the other and leave about an inch and a half and you go in and if you can get around You can actually cross your fingers and maybe extract it.
Yeah, that's what we kind of thought we're gonna do next Did I just make that shit up or do it sound like bullshit? I just said we're gonna tie a string to it next time. You know Look so I've heard about cast listeners besides just being an amazing story This was an actual butt plug that was made to put in a bug It has a flared bottom and what that means is is that the wide end then immediately shrinks once it goes inside the butt hole It immediately shrinks to a very small stem with a flared bottom that will stop it from going in But it's not a hundred percent and you really do need to be careful and keep an eye because if it does go in and is not able to come out You are going to the ER. Yeah, I mean there are plenty of ER stories of numerous potatoes don't work things stuffed into orifices so but they make really create x-rays and amazing stories light bulbs a lot of light bulbs I have some bullshit.
I have some bullshit because it's a lot of light bulbs and they're trying to find which is the exact opposite of a flared bottom And people are like why always light bulbs and I had a friend who was a nurse a long time ago It's like why light bulbs and all I could think of well If you turn the light bulb on for about 10 seconds It becomes warm and then putting it in it's a warm hot feeling going in your pewter or or or their or their colon has a really good idea Oh, that's a really bad job. Oh, that was I will say that in my Michelle's defense she does have some pretty violent orgasms, so I could tell them I need to give you Oh, shut the fuck up. So it's not surprising that she lost her butt plug inside of her ten or that's it now Ramon's like yeah, I was there. He doesn't come back up.
I also punted pretty hard. So did you cool your fucking rock guy? Of course you did you show that slut what's up didn't you didn't you? We learn what did we learn?
Sometimes you need to put a leash my aftercare was making pussy cookies the next day You're in your word. All right at the end of the show you get your word you make pussy cookies very good. Well, god damn it That was probably the most exciting potato mayhem that I think we've ever had Agreeches It's a new segment like calendar like word of the day look look at we all know I'm retarded and I don't know a lot of stuff So it's true. I am retired.
Why do I have to fucking defend myself against myself? So Kathy and I and I'm like, you know, I really need to improve my vocabulary and you know You guys always have words that you guys use little boom You know and so Kathy's like well We should do like a word of the day and I'm like oh like be we playhouse where we're all screaming at and so so Kathy came up with word of the day Do we have to yell no no we're not gonna yell Unless it's appropriate, but Kathy go ahead and explain so we're the days are listeners wherever you are when you're listening to it If you hear us use the word of the day and if you are let's say there's three different things that you can do if you're alone And in a safe place you can tweet your own nipples we can like this like that like we attempted to do at the beginning of the show I know you we said the word. Uh-huh. If you are with a significant other and again privately and essentially exactly Consencially is our next word of the day You can reach over and tweak your partner's nipple if you're at work or your dad or brother or mom I had a family you have I don't know that sounds like a rockin family if you're at work or someplace in public You can reach over and poke the person next to you don't get arrested don't get arrested because you poke somebody on the bus Walkin up to someone like right in the middle there for it people fucking love that when you just walk up and you're like Like a bindi and then they'd be the crap out of your life And so today's word ladies and gentlemen, I don't have a drum all Agriegis Agriegis me Outstandingly bad or shocking So the game starts now we have to remember to actually use that word somehow throughout the show like I Am give just so if I say Kathy I don't apologize for my Agriegis behavior You have you Awesome labor blacks for your peace of mind Please know that the author of every post we talk about has specifically granted us permission to do so Yes They have and this one is from RB 557 7 who along with a fair is one of my favorite writers And he wrote something called if my sex life were an animal the honest male version he says the eagle I fly about the place see some sexy subby prey and swoop.
Nope. That's not right the lion I'm essentially useless except for roaring fucking and making the ladies bring me food Yeah closer still not quite right the house cat the roar in my head is louder than the actual meow I'd really rather just sleep all day and everyone tell me I'm handsome I mostly just glare at people and also silent fart and blame it on everyone else nailed it So so Kathy said well we all have to come up with our honest animal wow I said this is a great post you know we should all come up with our own animal. Oh great. Oh, so what did you guys come up with?
Boogie, I guess I'll start I will start My my spirit animal your sexual spirit animal if your sex life were an animal if my sex life were an animal Oh, is that what I know that was the name of the post. All right, I'm gonna say the Tasmanian devil Not that has me the real Tasmanian devil the one that yells a lot the little marsupial. Yeah, yeah, it is actually the largest carnivorous marsupial Rower that's my marsupial that Rower you have a sexy pouch. Yeah, you do That would be my egregious nut sack Otherwise doubles as a pouch and a parachute if a plane wing happens to fall off They have a stocky build and an extremely large head.
I Don't see the resemblance, but I felt I would read it anyway They are mainly solitary get the fuck out of my fucking love lab after the show They are active at night and spend their days hiding in a den which is the love lab what who's laughing over there? Everybody okay, I am a shut in when they become agitated they can produce a pungent odor That is strong enough to rival that of a skunk I have been in the room when said pungent odor I wouldn't say I was scared. I was just gassy Pungent nonetheless and they communicate with spine chilling screeches and aggressive growls They're up here's where's why I said this one's mine. They are opportunistic predators that hunt live prey and feed on small mammals She's a cute little small animal isn't she?
Alright Kathy, what's your what's your animal mine is a rhinoceros? Oh Shut up. Shut up stop laughing. I just picture your nose just rhino plastings straight up Tell us about the rhinoceros.
They are large. No. No primitive looking solitary and ill-tempered Thank you. That's me right here.
I think we can go. You sure got the ill-tempered. They are creatures of habitat that live in a well-defined home range That's me. I'm a home body.
Yeah. Yeah, it's really they have an extended vocabulary of growls grunts squeaks north some bellows As a boogie can a chest Bellower I do bellow at you their eyesight is poor Which is why they will sometimes charge without apparent reason like if you start on me I'll just go out to you It is so true It is so true especially at like seven eight o'clock in the morning. She's all fuzzy I would not throw stones kept in blind. Hey, I am blind, but I don't charge when attacking the rhino lowers Its head snorts breaks into a galloping gores or strikes powerful blows with it.
That is you I will kill a motherfucker That is you with my horns Creative is Laura too much. He's limping me around here. I don't know I walked out of the bathroom and the bitch charged me I start I'll learn there was some goring that occurred Still for all its both the rhino is very agile and can quickly turn in a small space. That's true I have I have seen you pivot.
You're a great pivader. They are endangered Your dying typical man is the cause of the demise of the rhino fucking men right Doesn't have a friend fall those little birds now. I talk about the little birds to the birds word It's they have little birds that hang around their pickle lice off of them That's what you have that you are my little bird. I am here.
What's the name of the bird? I forgot? It's like an ex creeper treater a creep treater the one thing I left out All right, they have no true natural predators, but despise their size and antagonistic reputation what that is They are extremely easy for men to kill because they usually go to the same watering hole daily where they are easily ambushed Because apparently I'm not very smart. You keep coming back.
It's wet. No water's wet. Thank you. Thank you Kathy I know Kathy I didn't go in that depth, but well, I went with the honey badger Their first factoid is their mean that's literally They're invasive and eager to pick fights Yeah, well they start with porcupines they eat Cobra's where they actually will get struck by a cobra fall down and then shake it off like 20 minutes later And then go back after them.
Yeah, that's you that is totally They're thick skinned hence the cobras they will actually dig into termite and Further reason I got the honey badger thing is they will dig into beehives as they are getting stung they give zero fucks and We'll start Eat all of it while they are just getting multiple stuff. I've seen you go after the food you Pretty much like there's a pussy. I know the guys got a gun, but it's I got an erection I gotta go and then they eat anything they eat mammals birds retile snakes fish roots pretty much anything equal opportunity Yep, they're crazy powerful teeth. They I have to do one hinge your jaw Yeah, I do love food and I will bite the shit out of somebody so they will actually they can break the shell of a tortoise Dick They will fight slash fuck for up to three days during their mating periods like and they literally will just it just fight they just fight They are they're stocky they're fast actually they're closely related to weasels They're they're just plain vicious.
They are just vicious No one fucks you don't fuck with a better woman. Don't fuck with a busy. So we got a honey badger Tasmanian devil in a rhino Very aggressive. Oh, yeah, although I did see my favorite post where it was you know treat me like the animal I am and the next picture is the woman laying down snuggled in bed saying now pet me and give me food All right, what else we got is going to the next time I the mad chemist wrote something called the dilemma of the masochist And which he says the masochist has a desire to be used and abused by a willing and preferably knowledgeable sadist in the masochist Forever to find such a person they often neglect to take responsibility for their own safety and well-being They want all creative control put into the hands of the sadists and all responsibility for their safety and well-being put there as well But in order to have any type of sadomasochistic experience with real depth you are going to have to become 50% responsible for an actual power exchange All the efforts that say to put into the relationship You need to equally match with your own efforts you are the one responsible for your life your health and your safety if you do not Take ownership of yourself then you have nothing of yourself to give to someone else I like this post and I think the points I like the the 50% I mean it's we can argue about what percentage of what or what but I really do like the idea of putting responsibility into the into the bottoms hands because obviously we talk a lot about that taking power for yourself and being responsible for yourself For those that have had a chance to listen to pervert a podcast week after week and hear us pound into the bottoms head These are the things you need to say and these are the things you need to do I think that's absolutely correct for those who maybe have an idea of what their responsibility is But for those that come into the lifestyle and they don't know what this is this is a great post for them to read You have a responsibility what I had a problem with is the guy now you guys don't understand this is a gavijangas Okay, so in other words we don't have penises Yes, that is an egregious statement People have to send in their poking stories.
I want to hear if you got in trouble Don't get in trouble, but um, but no there was some language that was used that When you're a guy Sometimes you read things a little more literal than you want because you hear you see a point that you like that you want to stand on You go yeah, that's it so when he started saying things like it is not the top Responsibility to read you and take care of you and those types of things and I understand from an experience point of view that he's saying Hey, make sure that you understand that this is your responsibility But the wording it seemed like he said it in a few different ways that kind of made me feel like there was part of me Saying because I know I'm the one that goes to jail You think I'm the one that goes to jail when the scene goes back Yeah, that's true So I don't want any tops reading something like that not knowing that like look at hey look that guy You know this guy's leader in the community. He said that I don't have to fucking worry about so if that bitch doesn't say her safe Word obviously she's done and so she just needs a lesson which happens Not necessarily where he was going with I know that's not where he was going with it But I said some of the wording so you want to speak to the Non-subtle meander thaw's out here there who just hear the very little well bitch the bottoms responsibility that I'm not gonna read any further Because we have a lot of tops in this community that actually believe that she didn't say her safe word rape culture She didn't say her you know She didn't negotiate this and she said she wanted to play hard there is still I mean I understand once again I'm now leaving the post a little bit So we're not on the post but I think that the tops need to also understand that you're the one that gets accused of rape and and Assault so there is you know You have maybe a little bit more percentage to watch out and read that body language and know if the person that's like an image thing that people do the Bottom comes in and they're new and they've read romance novels and they're like you can do anything I want I have no limits and everyone takes this kind of dickish pleasure in like painting this horrific scene in front of them and go Oh, so I can cut off your tits and so like to shock them instead and I've heard this over and over instead of just saying Hey, you know what I understand that you're not experienced and we need to talk about your limits It is my responsibility as the top that I need to explain to you because it is apparent that you don't understand what limits are Well, this is true if you're dealing Let's say I'm someone comes out to me so they want to play and they immediately start saying I have no limits And I want you to do whatever you want and I'm here for you. I as an experience top. I'm gonna say I don't think you really know what you're saying.
So I'm gonna put the brakes on and let you know Let's have a little tutorial here. You should not be saying this because and I could go into it So you're right there is responsibility on both ends in both ends and Michelle I was literally thinking of you just recently having this so are you gonna talk about the the placing the Shackle guy no, no, no different note. No, I was gonna talk about the girl you played with it It was like I heard you're a heavy player and I'm a heavy masochist and then like 30 seconds into the same I didn't that was hilarious. She was like, yeah, you know, I can't find anyone who can play heavy like I like to play heavy I'm like, okay.
Well, you know, yeah, sure you like this you like that. Okay. Okay, sure we can we can do that and We we negotiated and we we you know she warned me that she may squirt and I'm like, okay Well, that's weird fine sure so we play and like 30 minutes in she like totally tapped out and she said oh my god Oh, you should have I should have thought it's on my fault I'm like, what are you talking about? She's like it's all my fault.
I should have watched you before I you know played with you I you know people told me that you were heavy but you know, I I I thought that I could take this I'm like, it's okay. Honey. It's okay and you know, I stayed with her until I Speak up she did speak up, but it was still you know, well, I mean it Okay, I'm gonna take the dick roll in this sure for everyone else's sure Everyone else is fucking kumbaya on over here. Hey Assuming everybody is you're taking it from the new stance everyone is new and they don't know limits, etc Etc, well, even in the sense like this is an experienced player that still everything what they did was correct They said their limits.
She tapped out. She she was done. That was no problems Um, I think what my concern is there is a lot of responsibility Especially for older players like if you have or experience you do know your limits if you don't say something How am I supposed to know that is on you? I can read your body language But if we have already negotiated a heavy fucking scene Or if there is any scenes that it's like a interrogation or whatever or if that person if I am thinking that the bottom is pushing their own limits I'm not gonna stop the scene unless I see them seriously in distress So if they are in that position we have negotiated all that it is their responsibility to say something In when they're in subspace and and intoxicated basically I'm saying throwing that shit in there.
I know I'm like most people if they're in that that's the situation They're not gonna be in subspace. Yeah. No, I've been in that same position with poppy roman where i'm like, yeah, okay Let's let's do this. Let's do heavy and I can't take poppy roman's heavy.
I mean he's fucking heavy So he just pops just a little His balls just dropped it I'm a bad ass But you know and I I didn't say red but he knew what I was talking about and I was able to say stop and he knew that that meant to stop I mean and he's and he wouldn't have known unless I would have said something And in that mad chemist does discuss that it's different when couples have been seen for a long time You will push your limits the other person hopefully by then can read you and knows that you're gonna get into a scene Where you're gonna try and test your limits So being in a relationship for a while with someone where you get to know them back that can help a lot But he is he generally in the post is talking about playing with either new people or people new to the scene or people who you've never played with before Or people who are bottoms and they are have not do not have enough experience to know that you can't just hand off all responsibility Absolutely, and I've seen people like this and recently was speaking to a friend of mine who had this experience too Where they were playing with someone said You can do whatever you want. I'm handing it over to you I will do anything that you say see that is Not something that I would never play with something like that because that if someone is says something like that to you without knowing you We've never having played with you. I'm gonna question your sanity I don't know. I think you'd be washing my car.
See I did That's I'm gonna go walk around barefoot and ask you to lick my feet Cool go wash my car. No, I did that I had a guy come to me at the Venus party at the lair And he was all you can do whatever you want to me. I'm like, that's dangerous No, you don't know me and he was like, yeah, and then he I sent him off his way and I got bored like a guy where the fuck did he go and When found him and negotiated he and he was said yes to everything I said and I'm like pulled back And I didn't actually cut him like I wanted to but I did so his ballsack to his thigh and his his head of his cock to his stomach Oh my god, as you do as you do as you do. So I mean, I got to you know check off a bucket list and but he was also an experience player Who I think a lot of these folks he was old he had no feeling anything Three feet in the grave and I will also say I have played really heavy with in a relationship with a heavy masochist so And she would literally turn over the keys where it's like if because we were in a relationship It was something where I could actually I as her top I knew when to bring it in sure because she would push herself to a point where There's always that fine line.
There's a line of pleasure and and pain But when you as the bottom just go diving headfirst off of it It's it's not the bottom who's gonna feel like shit the next day while they will but yeah, they will Do and it's that is the top's responsibility is if they see the bottom head and that head towards that edge It's your job as the top to turn the boat I like the idea at the 50-50 that everyone's responsible for themselves and then I think everyone's responsible As a couple but I really do want to say because I have to think about that I have to think about the fact that I if I have someone new and I just have it You know fucking hair up my ass that I just want to fucking be all savage and sadistic That's great But if I don't keep my headspace on with someone new that I don't know those signals like with you I knew those signals with mark I know those signals and with people I played with a long time I know those signals But if I don't If it's someone new I kind of have to hold back a little bit and say hey this person says one thing But sometimes they just don't know what the fuck they're talking about and even though they speak a really good game Just like with my michelle, you know, it's still this was an experienced player But still all of a sudden got in over their head and and even though it's up to them to say something You know, I still kind of know that I have something to watch out for too I mean all of us do any any of and this is the blanket Warning for anyone in the scene who is who is? Taking taking part in any of this if you are physically harming somebody else It doesn't matter in most in most places if they're into it or not By the eyes of the law you are causing assault so just cover your ass All of us do have not just not just boogie has all of this to lose to go to the jail I mean I would use the love with the love with disdain. This is an amazing place I meant you're talking to a woman who has a bachelor's degree and has held multiple licensures in the state of california So let's still pretty goddamn sweet. I don't lose it.
You're not the only one I think it's a such certificate up I have this massage and I get 720 hours rushing therapeutic massage. I did. I did. I was a good post That was a good post.
Thank you. Good post Last one what do you mean last one Last one Not doing this today We were gonna retire this segment because the jokes that I find are horrible. Yeah, you know and uh so we have one more We have one more everybody say aww No, no, no, no, it's really gonna be over. Oh After this joke you will know why I need after care What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from grandma have in common?
You don't look down Thank you. I'm okay. Let it go. Oh, yes so much.
It's so bad It's horrible I think out of all the really bad jokes there was maybe two of them that were moderately cute and then uh then they all just died So let's yes, I have a really bad one. No. Oh, but wait, let's give you the jingle What's the worst part about eating out a freshly or a nice smooth pussy? Putting the diaper back on I can't believe you just said that we're gonna have to cut that out No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no It's completely over the age of 18 and fully consensual No, that was egregious That was egregious the segment is over Oh Tell me you're gonna edit that out.
Nope I'm not people are just gonna have to know that we're talking about age play hunger hunger. Yes. What do you have? What should we do as someone in the chat uses egregious?
Then they should poke each other and then pinched nipples and then send you pictures of them pinching their own nipples. Yes, we want pictures Thank god. We can get on this explanation Was that the first time we checked in with the chat room? That was he he did his little blue light They're women in the corner taking a close up.
What's going on boogie? They're getting ready for faking which will happen after this explanation segment which we're gonna do a couple more times so dr Dose explanation Bdsm dungeon tour the video that she made with us here at threshold is now up to 90,000 views And and people are having a great time with it. It's got a ton of love People are really excited that because she's kind of a mainstream sex ed channel And so people in the community are really excited that there's now getting we're tapping onto the mainstream with this and What's happening? We're tapping the mainstream.
Yes, we are fucking the mainstream every fucking show for 76 episodes But um mark had noticed that there's a lot of really honest questions in the comments section of this video if you haven't seen it sex Bdsm dungeon tour on sexplanations and so um because dr. Do is not necessarily A veteran pervert. She's a sexologist. Um, we have decided to answer some of the honest questions that were in the thing So comic feet so we have a bunch of them.
So we're gonna do this for a few weeks The first one is looks fun, but expensive. Are there cheap alternatives? Oh, yes, there are why boogie's gonna be teaching a class about this very topic At adult calm December 16 17 and 18 Absolutely toys. Obviously the first toys That everyone can use in their kinky play is obviously your hands your open hand your your fingernails your teeth Um your hair the strength of a vicious and a recently startled goring charge rhinoceros So you can there are but there are as far as like paddles and spanking and roping things like that You can get those things really cheaply out here in the states.
We have dollar stores, uh, which are very cheap. Um, what are the toys that we're what? Pervertible pervertibles that word is pervertibles that is taking something that you have around you Some some loose rope a spatula A turkey baster. Oh, you don't want to know you can use a turkey baster You I mean not necessarily so but you can get a bowl of cold water and hot water and you can now do temperature play with the turkey baster So you can get creative so it's seeing things that you see normally in a hardware store and Stay away from taper candles stay.
Yes, stay definitely dinner candles are a little too hot for most But there are things spatulas different things that you find in the kitchen, uh, different types of rope The cheese boards. Yes cutting boards make great thick paddles Once again, everything is going to have its own pain threshold Uh that it can give and obviously you have to take your safety does it break? Does it splinter? Is it going to cut a sharp edge and and there's also good old like reliable too?
Belts are great. I am I want to stay with the rope you want if it's got the Inside filler yeah, you got to watch out for the inside because they can slip over with the knots and stuff So you go to the home depot and you pick up the standard stay away from the shiny nylon shit Yeah, first off you can always go online and look at videos. There's a million youtube videos about bondage What type of rope to use there's probably videos on pervertibles. We're gonna do a video a pervert podcast pervertibles video Um, but definitely for rope you want to know and also know where you're trying some I have a question.
Yes, so if you wanted to get cheap stuff and you said to a friend hey Let's go to the 99 cent store and see what they have there right? That is a great idea That's what you and I did you grabbed a plunger and put it on your own head and then started chasing said friend around the store going I'm a unicorn embarrassing the crap out of her Wait, is that what you're talking about? That would be a gorgeous behavior And should be a teller Did you go to the 99 cent store boogie? It was horrible.
Yeah, I know we're doing the class So I'm like well, let's go to the 99 cent store and get $20 a pervertible She didn't think that I was gonna go that way. I still have Kathy has a Kathy has gone out a lot with me Abyssin mark are pretty familiar with the work rolls with it pretty good I actually had left halfway through and I said I'll be back. I'll be back. I'll be back I'll be back and I'm like chasing around it was great.
Oh, but go I'm a unicorn and like people are looking down the house and two girls are actually getting their cell phone out Start videoing. Don't feel that I'm literally at one point look over and set up. I'm leaving Oh, yeah, all right But the point is is we did go to a store and there are a million things and you'll start to get used to it Once you get that pervertible I said and we're not gonna go on with this because I could talk about this forever Spoons would spoons. Okay, let's go.
Yes, you can do it. What were the negotiations before the play with dr. Do it was skinned in that video Yes, it was wasn't it there was negotiation, but they showed as we talked about last week there was a three-hour shoot It was a long shoot. So obviously they can't show you everything so they did Scamos it was very very very very short.
We did sit down and they show briefly that we are sitting down negotiating and of course She was not open to sodomy, which was unfortunate or anal fisting or anything with her ass pretty much other than see thank you That's right. That's my sister. No, you're kind of sexy and I'm kind of for you. No, no I mean it was the things that you would want in a negotiation where we talked You know that's what I want in a negotiation.
I want them to say yes, but they never do it's it My Michelle once said so we did talk about the things What are your likes and what are your dislikes? And then of course we went to the toy table and we picked out all the things that she likes and the things that she said no fucking way We moved those off to the site so we talked about that we talked about hard limits We explained what a hard limit was that is something you absolutely know you don't want to do and anything else we give permission to just say no We weren't gonna do any consensual non-consensual play we talked about that and then we talked about her sexual limits because sometimes you need to be You weaped openly I did I did but you know what I think in the back of her mind. She would have been down with some montage Well, she would have been down with some of you was not down with that. Just saying that's the fantasy I masturbated to you that night so and the sodomy that I wasn't able to do Um, hey, she should be cool with it.
She's a sexologist So we did talk about things and we defined what her sexual limits are because it's important for people to define not just what sex is To them because maybe you think that sex is just not fucking but okay fingers and blowjobs and cockropping Those things are all cool and so you need to always establish and so she said this is what sex means to me And I said this is what it means to me then we talked about aftercare and any if she has any health issues So those are the things we talked about you covered a lot Look at you. You're good. I did I know she did well because she was filming it and I thought they'd actually put it on the video So you were wrong so I tried to be on my best behavior. I love this next one is threshold at dungeon with lessons and community centric events and functions Well, what yes, yes, we are Absolutely, please come on down.
That is our main focus at threshold. We are And we we at threshold always try and assess the needs of the community and reflect in our classes and Parties so we try and work around the community. So come on down Yeah, and hey almost say that even aside from our classes, which you know pretty straightforward coming there open to the public All you have to do is pay over the age of 18 and nobody under the age of 18 And there's a wide range of classes from soft skills to hard skills and what are soft skills and hard skills? Soft skills would be things that are more like a Ds the mentality of yeah neuroscience the neuroscience Yes, slave master hard skills are literally how to wheel this implements and what Oh, yes, what I'm on might I add that even if you're a bottom you should come to the classes to the top of the skills because you should know how it should be properly done For your safety.
Thank you for that way. You know hey, this is not right. They're not hitting me in the right spot That's absolutely not going to learn to flog you should learn how it should be done I agree so even if you're bottom go to classes and then if we're gonna go even further go to multiple classes on the same topic So you could see if the teacher was teaching things correctly Correct My Michelle is completely broken his ass Also that aside from the classes there are so many people here at threshold who during a party will help you out if From dms to the host of the party to the board members to the chair people. What are they doing behind my back?
Is worth worse than uncle that's a that's a back of the neck large man titty rub I do not keep my back to these fuckers. That's like I'm sorry. It is literally it is literally like Jurassic Park where you don't Turn your back on the cage. I am scared every show.
I never know what's going on I don't blame you but I don't get out of the left lab to the bigger You know the bigger arena it'll be the horseshoe and we'll be facing everybody so okay Ramon We'll just stick his mitties right in your face and then let you motorboat him. I'm sorry I said what is mitties mitties mitties mitties mama mama mama I like the fact you're like doing a little dance with your your mitties while you're saying this You know for all those in perverted podcast land it's actually now it's terrifying Should I master it? Check when I do it? That's not how chicks master be.
Why is your tongue sticking out? Also, I mean you enjoy watching chicks master made and that's that's really what I'm doing with that I am not watching enough porn. There's never enough porn to watch this blast me. Let's go on to the fun end of the show I'm gonna say I'm gonna say a fun end Yes that was a really bad joke Is that like two today's?
Ready? That's bigging the stingy but whole fun. Oh my god, that's so funny All right, so how's this gonna work? Let me up on the demo mic.
So who is sitting on your massage table there? I'm gonna go over there Oh, look at him go. Look at him go careful this time I love how you fucking talk so much shit when it's you and I trying to do a demo Get your asses over there. I need you guys.
That's so true. I need these panties off by the way I don't feel good about the panties. Can't be all when you're figging. Well, I mean you kind of need access to bubble Thank you very much.
I need you guys to get on your hands and your knees. Can you hear me in this mic? I hear you but can you tell us what you're doing and who are you talking? All right first go down.
That's right He's not actually talking to us. Shh. This is this is my prep and I'm prepping. Oh, is that what you're prepping?
Oh, I don't know. You're prepping. You're groping dude. Oh, you're groping their asses.
That's it Hey, look at you. I know. I'm talking to you. Oh, Ellie's about to talk to you.
Wow. Taco flavor kiss. Sorry. Okay.
No idea what's going on. No idea. Okay. That's your philosophy.
Okay. So now for those of you who don't play a best against me. Just turn your fucking head. I don't know.
I don't know why Marcus is looking at me because the last time I showed up I never asked it and go well. Alright. So here's here is what Figging is. For those of you who do not know Figging is when you take a raw piece of ginger you shave it into a butt plug kind of like the jingle said.
And then you will then insert it into the anus and it is a very if you've eaten raw ginger before. You know that it's a very hot kind of stingy sensation. They use it in a lot of things. They put it out with sushi.
It's delicious. So from very long ago they used to put it up on old horses ass before they tried to sell it because the horse would jump around and they're like oh it's an active horse. I'm gonna buy the horse. So the last time we did Figging it is true.
That's where it and the words. I love how you tell. What's an active bull? I know I still love you.
That's called the warm up by the way. Don't you feel dominated? Stop giving her the sad face. So the last time we did this we did this with a Biss and Mark and Mark.
It was pretty funny. It was an amazing experience. And then we did a whole segment which we're not gonna do this time. Mark had a pretty bad reaction and had to tap out so she's like I really want to hit on.
I want to try this again. And of course Ellie being the awesomeness that she is was like I want to be there to support you and do this with you. Is that what that was? That's what it was.
I got two cute asses right here. So now what we're gonna do is I have here everyone being off. Those are so pretty. Thank you.
You're right an artist there. That's nice. Those are pretty beefy. Well we're gonna just see.
Poor Mark. She's crazy. Her poor little butthole just quits. So now then once again I have carved these into a flare bottom but just as we talked about with my Michelle.
The third bottom doesn't mean a guarantee not going in your bubble. Is there a string around that? Yes she says is there a string around that. There is no string around that.
There is no shell vision after. I'm going to just hold these for a couple minutes. Actually wait a minute we should get you guys some vibrators just in case. Oh wait a minute you guys are being nice about it.
Alright here you have a vibrator there. And here you have a vibrator you can press that. Well I know Mark when she gets in pain she likes to use it properly. You're such a nice guy.
Last time I just used spittle. So this time I'm going to actually put in a little bit of lube. That's better. Yeah actually probably cut away some of the stain.
It causes a barrier versus just a straight ginger. And also just a reminder the ginger at your sushi place is actually pickled ginger. And pickled with about eight pounds of sugar. Don't put ginger in your ass.
I mean you can't. Fresh. Butthole. I have a sushi fresh ass.
Alright how does that feel I'm now fingering Mark's but does that feel good? Okay good. So I'm going to do a good start. Now then with the other hand.
See I did this because Mark is left handed so left hand left but it's a thing I just need to remember. I don't know what he's making sure he isn't putting the finger he used in Mark into Ellie. Yes he's being polite. Mark and Mark and I are fluid bonded Ellie and I are not.
So now I am now putting a small amount of lube on Ellie's cute little butthole. Which she does have a very cute butthole. And now little insertion. So now here.
How does that feel? Okay so now I'm going to do a paper towels for me. Here you can sell that on eBay. Alright so now here.
How was that? Who wants to go first? Mark has just thrown Ellie under the bus. So I will then start to just if you have never done this before and you're not on a perverted podcast episode.
What you're going to do because some people this thing is much more intense than others. What you can do is just rub your finger on it before you put the lube on. Rub your finger on it and then just rub a little bit of the juice on the butthole and then you will get a chance to see wait a couple minutes and if it's way too intense then obviously they're hypersensitive to it. And you're not going to want to do the whole ginger thing.
So but in this case fuck it we're just going to go for it. Right? Yeah! Fuck that chick!
Fuck that chick! Why don't you sell it awkward? It's got it awkward. It's a little college baby.
You are now two for two on highly inappropriate. Wow. You just come in. So now we're going in there and go.
Ohhh. Alright. And sometimes it can take a little bit for the ginger to start affecting. Alright.
Sprits. Boogie's having a little trouble finding. Well I have one and another one. Excuses.
Okay that's so hard to be boogie. Yeah really. Oh it's so hard to be boogie. Okay now both of these.
Okay. Marco are you doing? Okay. Starting.
You feeling it? No? Too much lip. It's all over.
Elle are you feeling the sting? No. I said no. Should not have loosed you.
Loo'd you. There you go. It takes a little bit for it to kick in. And then it's a slow burn.
And then it can get a little. Well okay so- You're fucking them with butt plugs. You're just supposed to put it in. I'm trying to get the juice.
And Marco's for the vibrator. Marco's like. I feel- Now are you starting to feel the sting? Okay you guys need a vocalize.
I need you guys to vocalize a little bit here. That's so cute. That's so cute. Now how much sting is that?
It's hot like it's the heat. It's like a heat? Yeah. But it's not burning yet.
It's not burning yet. Heat is good. Mar says she's in about a four. So you're feeling the heat now?
Okay. So we're building. It's like a squeak. It's a squeak of a cable.
It's a little plug squeak. Okay, work is now up to a five. The stinging is now up to a five. I can see.
Once she starts giggling you kind of know that. I'm a little bitter that I didn't get a fucking vibrator when we did this shit. You know, Abyss. I got plenty of ginger in the fridge.
We can make that work. We can make it to vibrators. I have to say I have quite the view of Mark's pussy from here and that is really nice. I have to take my eyes off of it.
I mean, early girl is doing fantastic sketching. I got my eye on you. I think those are good noises. I think those are good noises.
I think so. They're like, you know, fuck you guys. We're not doing commentary. We're enjoying ourselves.
I mean, I feel like maybe not so much. How's the burning going guys? Zero to zero, nothing, ten being really intense? They're both sticking at about a five.
I think the lead. Yeah, all I see is Mark sticking her ass further at you. So if the lube weren't there, it would be more than a five. I think so, absolutely.
So it's the lube and the vibrator that's making this quite different. It's quite pleasurable. Then our last attempt. Well, I mean, you can always just have them turn off the vibrators.
Oh, yes. Have Mark turn off the vibrators. The vibrators quite entertaining. What kind of a sadist are you?
Who said I'm a sadist? Why don't you wipe off the buttons and try reinserting them? Without the lube. Of course you're not.
They're like, why? Because the girls are white. Why would you do that? Okay.
Go ahead and you hold hers. Okay. Wait, give me another paper towel. Oh, oh, oh.
All right. So now go ahead and take it out. Okay. And give it like a rub.
And then take your nail. And then take your nail like this and just kind of scratch your nail into it. All right. I can do it.
Okay. Oh, the ladies, you may want to take the vibrator off there for a second. No, no. Oh.
All right. And now I'm putting mine back in Ellie. Did she just meow? She kind of, she made me meow me.
I don't know if that was a good new one. Michelle is now boogie's assistant. Oh. It's her.
It's assistant. Oh. Yes. That was a really bad joke.
I'm so sorry. There's nobody's soul on that. How's the stinging ladies? Oh, there we go.
Yeah. I think Mark's doing good. Mark's life. They're just like this.
No. I'm going to do it again. Maybe. All right.
Give it a minute. You know, time is cheap on the internet. I like how he's saying that now. What did you say?
Ellie just changed it to like one of the patterns on the whole thing. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, a tool. I'm like, maybe. I'm like, I want a tool to be cheap on the internet.
I, I like how you're saying that now. I just changed it to, I like, the pattern's on the hookup and the look on her face was so pissy. Well, if you're in a groove that changes, it's not cool. That is not cool.
Sh blunt. She's figuring it out. Like, how she's still denied herself. So, my Michelle and I are just literally like, take his take your time.
I mean, I believe all of us got your ass out there and have definitely been there, we were actually there was one time, we were we were I think we were doing something like stretching or something. and I had the Hitachi on there and they're wall plugs. So I got super into it and at the last minute, right about there, right about there. That's a good slot.
I'm like, I shushed. I wanna hear the end of that story. I totally kicked the wall. I kicked the plug out of the wall.
Oh, that's fucking worst. I fucking changed it again. Yeah. Oh.
Oh. Well, you're just gonna have to wait then. Oh. Wait, is that a good hour about out?
Michelle's doing a lot of work over there. She's gonna have good for her workout. I think Mark is not sad about this. I mean, are they in sync?
Please don't let her in sync. I know my way around ass. She does. Oh.
I mean, we're just fucking away. Stop talking, Angel. All right, taking a deep breath. I think this has been a success.
What are you guys leaving at? Six. Sit at six. Why don't you just have her shove it in there and then put her panties on?
Look what I did. What'd you do? I'm twisting. OK.
I stopped. Did we lose the buttlet? She's a little wounded in the ass, by the way. My Michelle, we did a lot of fucking anal.
Oh. Oh, I know how she feels. Aw, poor Mark. Is that the twisting?
Take it out. Yeah, take it out. I'm picking it out. Sorry.
There we go. You're done. We're gonna snap. Michelle broke another one.
Why are you breaking holes? Why are you gonna break a bottle? This is why we can't have nice things. All right, now we're gonna take it out.
Ellie, we're taking it out. All right, take a deep breath and let it out. Aw. Very good.
How about a round of applause? That was nice. They still got their vibrators on. Yeah, they even stopped.
Oh, they're still buzzing. That was very good. Okay, well, then press this button. Well, no one should.
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