Such a prick. I am a prick and now that you know that we can get into your show I know my show Kathy. Are you ready? Is everyone ready for Kathy show?
Oh? Yeah Show is for mature audiences only listener discretion is advised and if you don't like it, please go fuck yourself What do you feel your sex life is quite late? Scared that your desires might be strange come and join the kinky world of play Oh, man, this is gonna be good for famine hello and welcome to the perverted podcast the show where we explore the adventures of the kinky lifestyle sex and perversion recording live from the threshold love Laban North Hollywood, California in front of our lovely perverted studio audience hello, perverts I'm Kathy ommabus and this is the show 79 yeah, I'm good But what is most important about this show Yeah You have the whore These birthday is today you are fucking old Oh my god, you are so much your Kathy happy birthday. We have balloons and we have Shove it in her mouth.
Oh, oh good So why why put that on the table so you're ready for cake you can you can do it you can open it But you gotta be ready for cake because the only serious about his cake because the only way Kathy gets to eat her cake is if we Call out cake He's a cake and Kathy's mouth So for this entire show if we call out cake then mark will come up and feed Kathy So when Kathy starts to get all winey and exist Maybe it's getting my cake. It's like cake. Well, you got a giant condo. You got a giant dildo here Well, they're gonna float.
There's a dildo weighing down them That's all I had they're gonna float so I'm like I got this rubber dildo It's just let's just hold down your balloons I like the favorite. There's a happy birthday balloon and then a pink star and then this one's my favorite because it said another amazing year That was a joke. I know it is you even know me. Do you even know what kind of year I?
Yeah, very funny Oh, yeah, what's happening count boogie? What the shit Sam Swimming a welding mask sounds like a used car snow no no no it's not the wrestler. He said which wrestler are you? He's having his picture Are you savage?
Oh, yeah, you got it brother. It's not been a little bit. Oh, and a hundred and fifty percent tonight Oh my god, that is freaky which is funny when he first did it. I originally thought he was totally doing the Goolid Oh, no, you're god.
It is good to see all for your birthday Kathy. Thank you. You so nice to be all right So I got to hear about this abyss is vanilla date fail Yeah Try to go vanilla you try to go Sandra D. Yeah, I've been trying to go on vanilla dates because I'm like alright Oh, it is I've done it for three years.
I'm like alright Maybe take a little step back a little city backpack and it was funny So I've been seeing a fella for a bit now been going on dates. It's been nice holding hands etc. Have fun Yeah, don't fuck yourself. He's a shit But basically it was really nice and he's very vanilla.
Yeah, so like we've been you know in the house like what do you do next weekend? I'm young next weekend and I'm like well, maybe I'll just alright fucking I'm like I'm going I'm gonna be an adult con Well, yeah, cuz we're gonna be an adult con and then he's like so porn and I'm like I'm just gonna drop the king ball fuck it. I'm like so And he's like you're flying the wall and he's like not much I mean you've mentioned a couple things and I'm like well for the past like three years I've been involved in BDSM and a local dungeon and I may be involved with a podcast with my ex and my ex Poly Situation Hearts With extra lovers Thing epic vanilla fail. Why didn't you just a little camera and of course I just got a sad throw and we did Did you make eye contact after I was just like We were in the car Who was driving he was Like I was like Like No, kink, but I just got a gig all about I was like Great bring into the podcast next week My finger fucking marks ass it'll be great Mark's all hey Mark's open to that well, I'm glad that it worked out.
Okay, and it just goes to show you You just can't hide the dirty little minks that you are Yeah All right, so you have something written down here that obviously is gonna make fun of me in some way and I don't remember I don't remember this I don't remember that you said hey come with me and mark so we can look for a Pokemon Oh, jeez, I remember and he's all I have nothing better to do So I said sure I'm going out of the back seat while you guys chase Pokemon we get to his car He's got to clean it out because apparently it's just filled with crap But it's really dark and his car light doesn't come on So I turn on the flashlight on my phone oh no and I flash in his face and I swear to God he looks back like Really bright. How does it do that? I said you know you can download a flashlight up on your phone like second You know what's it up? You can't download light you can't download light like where does it come like it just comes through the internet like electricity or something old man moment Shut the fuck up.
Oh, it was bright This was right like I could see everything Can I download I really just want to take you by the hand no I want to take you by the can't download like there's some other sort of witchcraft built into that Sort of gremlin trickery that occurs at night when you hunt for frickin Pokemon just to keep someone happy Whatever you can't download light. I'm sticking to my guns Okay, this is important This is so important because this is celebration and you know what a lot of people set goals in their life And they see the big goal and then they just need to take it step by step because every step towards that goal Is something that should be celebrated and a lot of people don't celebrate each step because Whatever people are going yeah, you could do better, you know, whatever you didn't reach your goal, you know When you reach your goal, then you saw yeah, that's good But my ultimate goal was that is that is bullshit any progress in your life? You should be able to look in the mirror and say I progress I put in the work I did the thing and now I am here at another level I love that I'm gonna talk about how insanely intelligent brilliant mark as well. She's just face fucking licking a playful Smearing all over her face.
Yeah, you're a smart girl. Aren't you? You scored real high on your practice MCAT exam didn't you? So As many people locally know mark is is obviously studying to go to med school and you have to take this massive test called the MCAT's and it is Insanity and it has gotten progressively harder and harder and harder to where people who don't have the time to study for a year or take time Off their jobs or whatever are now being you can't even hope you go to medical school because this test is now so hard to pass So fortunately, you know mark is able to do this study and she was stuck at the level like there's a grade that you get that If you get to this grade you are high enough to qualify for certain medical schools and last month She broke that and that was 500 and she got by her so she qualified for med school in the Caribbean But a med school hey, how many people can qualify for any fucking Earl's garage and fucking butt plug med school?
It's hard. Hey, you know what dude? What you could have been a pirate you could have been done up higher at doctors She's gonna be a witch doctor I get a pair to the Caribbean so just that I was like hey a lot of people don't qualify for any medical school This is you've got to celebrate it and so she got really excited But she got stuck for about a month to go to the next level and she took her seven-hour practice test yesterday And I say this because everyone loves mark mark does a lot on the show She helps produce segments she gets naked all the time and does a bunch of wonderful stuff for us. She feeds you cake Yeah, we haven't even gotten out of potato mayom space yourself So I think she also lets us put lots of things inside I think it's just something that this last one she jumped up she went to 502 which now actually qualifies She's in a higher percentage bracket and she qualifies for even more med schools And so she's on his own and I just wanted all of us to say she's been studying her fucking brains out the stuff that you have No, we are very very fucking proud of it So I just wanted to let the perverted podcast listeners know that love mark that mark is is seriously just putting in the time And I think you're gonna be a fantastic surgeon someday And I can't wait to see you qualify for the school that you want to go to so that is very very excited and then we go to Oh, oh, what?
Okay, I don't know what this is what is it? Ogres get scared to? I'm gonna have a story to tell hunger what what what you're welding our orientation macho. Oh, yeah Macho you ever had one of those moments their account boogie Where you realize there's someone in the room that you need to take out.
Oh, yes, actually I know that very well We had quite the experience yesterday at French old orientation. Oh my god. It's right mm-hmm Someone I played football with 20 years ago shows up and calls me out. Oh Oh Orientation this guy used to kick my ass in the football and I'm calling him out right now.
That was insane I've never had anybody from high school show up at that threshold and go hey What was even better about that? Macho man is is that um the guy we were teaching orientation about confidentiality He literally raised his hand and he says okay, so I'm not allowed to talk about you know Talk to people outside that we meet in the dungeon because we don't want to risk breaking their confidentiality But what about if you're inside the dungeon? What if you're inside of room and you know somebody can you tie down? And we're like well yeah, you're here so they're here too.
So instantly goes okay great He didn't even know the name used by real. Yes. Yes. He used unger's real name And he goes what did he say he said I used to kick my ass in high school on the football field which I did Well, you're macho man.
Of course. I break them all. Oh my god. I actually wrote quite a few people I was a little nervous when he did that.
I'm not gonna be brawl. Did he actually like seriously wanna throw down? No, I was playful, but you could see it was just you don't usually have that in an average threshold orientation, but it was real fun and Oh my god, that was a bad day to show That is here I actually had a similar situation. Yeah, but it was a friend of my mom's Literally walked into the dungeon and like dressed to the nines about to go kick someone's ass like yeah, this would be sexy Oh Jesus Christ.
That's that's what I know. What's my mom's friend. It's my mom's friend. Oh, I know I know I'm gonna go now So we walked up to you and he's also gonna get a finger in my ass Oh, hey, so how's your mom doing them all?
Just that wide-eyed On You see Enlightened or possibly perplexed or your peace of mind. Please know that the author of every post we talk about has specifically granted his permission to do so All right birthday, so what you got? Ah, she's got some cake. That's not better.
You gotta call it with bigger. Yeah, bigger Why I said it I did that tastefully unlike some other fuckers I'm gonna call up at me. Yeah All up in me like a pro. All right, this first post is by Dixie Vixen She wrote something called domination in a medical emergency.
Well, that's new So she's talking about how she's at work and one of her coworkers starts to have a grand mal seizure Somebody else one of her other coworkers goes in and tries to help when she comes up on the scene Somebody has already called emergency and things are well underway Her co-worker then the seizure stops and she starts to come around and she starts to panic So this is what she says as she started to come around she began to panic I took both her hands held them tight leaned right over her So she was looking straight in my face and said to her look at me look only at me focus on my eyes good girl Now I'm right here with you and I'm not gonna let you go trust me I kept that up for the ten minutes or so it took the ambulance to get there every time I told her how well she was doing or said good girl or how proud I was of her She visibly relaxed just a little more it really only occurred to me afterwards once the adrenaline had worn off that I had DONGED HER I was drawing on every ounce of Dom I've got in me to take control of her when she needed it the most she needed to relinquish all control and relax completely safe On the knowledge that I would allow no harm to come to her to the extent that she would only obey my commands without even thinking about it Clearly domination isn't just for kinky fuckery domination could save lives Good first responders. Sorry great first responders. Sorry. I really enjoyed reading this and I Mean we can start I think of this and I wanted to start with some little seizure Seizure and such her because my ex roommate used to have a lot of seizures And I think in this case it seems like this woman Maybe didn't know that she had seizures because usually when people know that they they have seizures when they come out of it They're they're normally especially grandma.
They're normally just poop. Yeah, just poop But maybe this person just hadn't maybe she'd never had a seizure before so that's where the panic It's not like there was like kind of another like underlying condition or something So it was great that the the first responder knew to make that eye contact and whatever The only thing I'll say and I say if abyss joins me on this is if you ever see someone having a seizure where they basically look possessed It looks like the fucking exorcist. It is not pretty they grind It's like a full-body cramp everything twist face drool all that shit it happens The only thing is is don't try to muscle a seizure don't try to lean on top of them and hold them down You're not going to all you're gonna do is tear tendons and hurt you're gonna hold them Don't hold their head down just kind of make sure they don't hit their head on stuff and kind of guide play the goalie And just let them kind of get through it and then like this person if the person's panicking I think just just a great instinct to just come in and make that eye contact Let them know they're okay until the ambulance gives their proper seizures If you come on someone come on to someone who is having a seizure is you clear the area basically you make sure they're not gonna bash into anything And you support their head and you loosen any tight Articles around their neck if they have like a scarf or a tie and you never stick your finger in their mouth You never for the love of you try and put anything in their fucking mouth They're gonna swallow your severed fucking finger first of all you're not gonna they are never going to swallow their fucking tongue I don't know where that like if they bite part of their tongue off they may swallow it, but no they're not They're not gonna know a little sobbing on it. Yeah, do not try and put your fingers down They're not they don't don't just know so okay, so there we got that out But no and also put them in the rescue position afterwards roll them on to their side their side yeah But as far as the doming aspect that's pretty much what medical personnel do Single time it be it for fun kingtastic times or just putting on your alpha pants That's basically what what what being a medical professional is I think what you notice in first responder situations You when people don't know what to do like they don't have a plan They don't have training whatever and they see a crisis that they don't understand a lot of people just default Or they become submissive meaning not submissive like they want to kneel and call the crisis sir or something But but they become ready for instruction so somebody like every time you do first-day training or something like that They teach you when you're a first one you get help you get help you call 911 take you someone has to take control and people will like Okay, shit, there's a plan will follow that plan, but if somebody doesn't take kind of that lead role Yeah, then yeah, then everyone runs around and people die It's like muppets running into each other and they literally this did yum So but what was what I really loved about this is just once again get to be a little snobby here Oh once again, we get to show the world how not creepy What we learn in the BDSM culture is the things that we learn in this lifestyle beyond the hitting beyond the rope beyond the kink The actual things that we learn about ourselves the communication Negotiation safety consideration of other people disciplined to complete a task leadership skills disarming of my fear of commitment These are all the things that I learned in BDSM that I now apply to every single aspect of my life outside of BDSM And I think it is just I really wish the world understood even if they're not kinky how much this type of communication that we promote in this community Helps you in outside of the community Yeah, because you will learn a lot if you spend any length of time in this community You make I'm sure that there are people out there who have such a dominant personality or submissive personality that they come in and they're They're ready to go.
That's who they are But it's been my experience I know for sure with me that I have had to learn so much about myself and move out of my comfort zone If I wanted to do the things that I wanted to do and and so I had to learn how to negotiate and I had to learn how to stand it for myself And one other really hard part is I had to learn how to be honest about things that are hard to talk about because you can't have a good Deass or poly relationship without that kind of transparency So all of those things they translate into your real life You don't keep them in a box and only pull them out when you're gonna do some kinky shit Well, and also it goes to prove and I really liked about this article was it proved the one thing about Being a dominant or doming is you don't have to it's it goes against the the you know porn style doming of lick my feet And this at the other no, it's the the act of dominating or being top or being you know the alpha personality is no You are just taking control of the situation. I'm just saying I have a plan. No, you know that I mean that's another part of it for me When I dominate it's not that I mean of course the sir and the you know kissing the boots and all those things are fun in play But really what is most inspirational and has been the most significant in my life is not only do I now have a plan for my life I now can tell the person that I play with that during this time We're playing I have a plan for you too and that so I have to prepare for that Which then transfers to all these other things if I'm gonna ask somebody to give me their power to give me their trust to trust me With their body with their mind with their emotions Then I have to do my work to prepare for that otherwise I just do douche after douche after douche after douche thing, which I've done many of them But now that I prepare more I do less of those things and that has benefited me across the board Yeah, I think it's really funny in the post how what she's what we're seeing is when it happens And you don't expect it to happen right and suddenly you find yourself being a dom or draw it Like she says drawing on every ounce of Dom energy she had it's happened to me certainly not to this extent But I've even when I was in in regular vanilla life And I was in a position where I was either at work or head of a project and I had to be in charge of something I always struggled with myself. I didn't just stand up and take control of situations I was able to get the work done, but there was a reticence on my part and Topping somebody has made me work past that and so in at the dungeon I now will look someone straight in the eye and tell them what I want them to do without any bullshit I'm not pretending at all and I have felt that happen in my regular life And like I said they weren't significant times But I remember several times thinking to myself wow that I that's exactly how I would have talked to someone So if I was topping them and so again clearly not as intense as hers But absolutely I've absolutely experienced the same thing as her where it surprises you after you do it And you think I may as well be in the dungeon because I just pulled out the dumb I mean it's definitely a lot of the translates to real to real life Yeah, so it's a great post so go into your community and learn your skills whether you're bottom or top It doesn't matter you still need to learn how to dominate yourself and master your own life And then takes first aid in CPR probably a good idea to so you have a plan when you see something happen in front of you Classes are really cheap.
It's a five, you know six hour day, and you can learn CPR and CPR and CPR Yeah, you know, it's really great. They have these things called apps and you can download an app You download light how do you download lights, but there's an app for CPR Play that order I've been allowed how many people forgot to tell poor Margaret. I forgot to tell mark. There's she only gets one more Whatever abyss gets to delays on that so whatever look at upset Marcus.
She was really she really wanted to jam A plastic fork in my mouth. I think she wants to jam other things in your mouth Can't we go on? Yeah, let's go on with a great post. Thank you to Dixie Vixen.
This next one is by obscure and Tista Hmm. She runs up here in Tista like obscure obscure and it's a and Tista and Tista and Tista. What's an it's just she Tacked out onto the end of obscure. I don't know.
It's obscure. She runs a website called poly dot land, which I took a look at It's poly land. Yeah, poly dot land. So she wrote what's stopping you atheism and poly so basically she's talking about Stuff she hears often when people who don't understand what poly is And a lot of us here having counted this too If you're vanilla you're monogamous and you never really encounter poly You don't know what it means This is the question you will get but what's to stop any of you from running off with a new person the minute you fall in love I've heard this often myself.
So she's talking about she's talking to her friend Someone she knows very well and she gets the same question and she says to her friend Well, you're an atheist right without religion what's to stop you from killing someone just time It's her friends turn to roll her eyes because this as an atheist is a major argument without religion There's no morality. So what's to stop everybody from going crazy? So this is what obscure and Tista says Actually, this is what her friend says just because I'm not religious doesn't mean that I don't have a sense of right and wrong I mean religion is held up as proof that you're a good person But if you think about it, there's kind of something to be said for people who hold themselves personally accountable without a doctor to fall back on That is an atheist amen right there That's right and I don't need the promise of heaven to be good or the threat of hell to not be bad Exactly and her friend tells her exactly the same goes for relationships If the only thing keeping you from leaving people is monogamy then you're doing your relationships wrong bam Bitch That's the correct answer it is I love how she tied the two together and she related it to her friend in a way that her friend could understand because she may not understand Polly but as an atheist she sure as I understood that argument that you get all the time and I that is very true It's hard. It makes a lot of sense.
It's rational that that argument is very rational I still struggle with it too because the truth is that if you're with somebody and they're got one foot out the door Or they're ready or for whatever reason they're gonna break off the relationship is gonna happen whether you're Polly or not Being Polly is not the reason that it's going to happen right right? I mean and you guys I know I mean is there Yeah I don't want to be an absolutist because this isn't an absolute if there are multiple opportunities and You're whatever if it's your primary relationship in Polly or whatever like let's say you're however You're set up. Let's just say there this is you have this relationship if that relationship is bad and you are already Cultivating or struggling and you are already cultivating relationships with other people it can have the process may be quicker away From the relationship that isn't working But it surely does not this is so the opposite of what I have found to be true in being Polly Amory in Polly Amory I have learned communication communication communication communication in monogamy I had many monogamous relationships that ended poorly because the communication was shit in polyamory You will likely I'm just not saying it's for everyone. I don't know everyone's dynamic I know how I am it is very unlikely that I'm gonna be in a situation where I am surprised That my lover that I am with is having problems with our relationship because there is so much communication that goes on that That you're assuming all Polly that's why I said just me.
I'm saying. Yeah, I'm not all Paulies are as as talky Yeah, but frankly if you're not doing Polly well, you're not doing monogamy well either Yeah, that just means that you're not communicating well across the board exactly So people are not ready for relations, right? It's not great communicators So that is not to do with being Polly that just means you report communicator or you're holding shit back or you're not being honest with yourself Or you're in denial you can have any number of reasons, but even even with Polly there's there is the fear of the shiny new relationship Sure, there is always that fear of concern of that and anyone who has been in a Polly relationship Oh, I don't know everyone in this room literally everyone in this room We have all had that fear and concern and what you have to do in that situation is at that point You respect your partners shiny new experiences, but it is your partner's responsibility then to also Make sure that the partner who is feeling insecure is also Feeling you know loved and reestablished in the relationship It's always that is a tricky moment when you meet somebody new and you introduce someone new into the the dynamic It's always gonna be tricky You're never you can be the best communicator and you are still gonna have some bumpy road and some hard feelings and that's but that's That's that's the whole thing at that point You have established a really good foundation of communication if you haven't then you need to work more on your communication And it will be an even bumpy erode, but you can still get through it And that's not to say that I have not seen many Polly relationships tank or fail Eppically because the people just were not ready to be honest with themselves and yeah, that's really what it comes down How much Polly drama have we all seen in different people and we've all looked from afar and thought you know They kept all that shit from themselves. They didn't stand They didn't you know, they let too much time go before they shared feelings I mean that happens.
I mean I would be the last person in the world to say I have never spun Emotionally spun by withholding information. It is true. It is true even I the Lord count boogie But it's it really is that poison of any relationship doesn't matter and that was the poison of my monogamous relationships It was it was that poison but a fun fact? Because of the level of communication a and all of the skills that we learned to try to maintain the the Polly scenario Also mixed with the amount shit I had a fucking lost my fucking point I know I got okay I no longer have the guilt and kind of pressure programming that monogamous guilt and pressure That if I'm not monogamous, I'm a bad person or that if I don't do monogamy right that there's guilt and pressure and stuff Also, I don't feel the pressure in having multiple partners that I have to be somebody's everything so my personal insecurities are a lot easier to deal with It's just my relationships in Polly have been literally longer than any relationship I ever had monogamous So for me, it's been the I don't say I'm perfect.
I'm not saying they all last but it's just you're spreading out the crazy Yes, you're spreading out the crazy. I just said that in Polly if you aren't communicating and you are being honest with your partners You are that shit is gonna blow up in your face a lot faster than if you were monogamous and again Yeah, it does it watching people because when you're monogamous you can hide so much But when you're Polly, it's really hard to hide everything from several partners Yeah, it's really hard to keep all those balls juggling in the air and waiting for a biz to laugh Thank you Bringing the 12th of Kathy's lost in This is great This is where we need a fucking director that has a little rewind switch It is it is a good point. I mean to be whether you are Polly whether you are monogamous whether you are Fucking into trees. I mean who did your feel it.
We talked about that on the show many many many many many moons ago the bottom line is you just relationships are hard, but you have to just communicate with one another and That is that is the key to a happy relationship long short whatever as long as you communicate and are honest with yourself And honest with your partners that is that is the key you'll do better. Yeah, it'll be better That was a good post. I love how she tied those two together. That's great great answer Oh, yeah I think that was one of the first jingles I ever made was it on for the show yeah For this show, you've done other shows.
Okay, so we got an email from Reb K Who was relating a story in which he was looking at some artist stuff and? It was with his friends. He says this artist has been doing interpretative illustrations of mental illnesses once he had the general human figure Drawn I noticed a stump of an arm and a saw in the other hand I turned to my friend and said to my friend and said you know a while back on perverted podcast There was a Spanish roulette where they talked about a pot of menophilia or something It's a parafilly where you feel the need to cut off limbs after which the artist says it's really uncommon But it's called a pot of no philia victory is mine. My friends now think I'm a walking encyclopedia of corruption and perversion And I have you guys to thank Spread the word That's why all those hours I spent a pot of men in the In the mirror You know he speaks like that cuz he has no feeling in half of his face So he had to actually overcome actually great story for gonna you know to grasp before he did rocky He actually had to learn how to speak without half the nerves in his face That's why I couldn't book it blocks like that look at that So that's why I practice like him he's saying he read I sing the body electric under the staircase and annoyed all of his roommates Oh, so you look fucking body electric I love you just confused all of your younger ladies apparently nobody knows Rocky rocky 11 and 12 or epic all right I was really excited when I read this email That's our claim to fame like this People about That it wasn't the when you said like the stump thing.
I'm all oh shit I thought we were going back to the your stump fucking orgasm fantasy where it was brother and sister fucking I remember a lot, but I remember that Over the podcast apparently up his up his up his up his as Fucking stuff during incest was a great Oh, what do we use to call it? No, no the orgasm when no it was a I know what are we talking about? I think segments that we don't do anymore. That's okay.
We're trying to do this what do you want? Girl, what do you think going on in the chiral? We've got all kinds of things going on tonight like what's going on? We're organizing a clown a van kidnapping to bring a bunch of the chap folks to threshold Oh, no, that's awesome one million percent here Well million that's right.
We're talking about how excited we are Los Angeles Convention Center December 17 Until car that's why you thought guy who could go with the points that didn't go ahead. It's gonna be great bring your vanilla dates Bring your vanilla dates. Oh my god. We're gonna bring the electricity Anger is either talking so low we can't hear him or we have to pull it.
Oh my god. I know what I'm a party on for tonight Thank you macho. It was sad to see that guy die. He was snubber to a slimjim.
Oh I have no idea This is your birthday show Mmm I Alright, this was inspired by an email that we received while back about other stuff in in this email the guy who wrote to us Said the following he said up here the media some community takes things way too seriously where sometimes there's this whole playground click mentality and I started thinking about that and realizing that here in LA Especially a threshold because I just my club in the club that I love my club my club I don't mess with my club. It is not like that at all. It is we are super friendly We are all about education every time there's a party here with the board members or the host or the DMS They see someone new coming in we give them tours. We want to make them feel we try let's not make it an angel fucking fast We we try maybe your party.
Yeah, I sure the I just not a people. Hey welcome door every time you see someone who come in The gatekeeper will weigh them down and he will give everybody a tour. So yeah, it's not across the board We're not perfect. Basically boogies a prick.
Exactly. Thank you. I I just didn't argue I used to read stuff like this and wonder about what the hell is going on in these communities But I read a lot of fucking fat life posts in order to find the two that we need for every show and I have been A-founded at the number that I see one right after the other where I hear people saying similar things about their communities that there It's too much protocol that they're crazy about the way you're supposed to dress about the way you're supposed to act about being vetted About you have to RSVP before you can attend events and Sometimes I'm seeing an extreme That is detrimental to that community and that's this is just my opinion So of course you have to have rules you have got to protect your members You have got to protect the attendees of your munch you have to make sure everybody is safe You have to make sure that confidentiality is not breached. We are real crazy here at the restaurant not gonna lie about that We have a reputation for that why would you it's fantastic?
No, this is why I'm here But I think that there is a line because I have seen too often people talking about yeah I went to the local munch and Everybody the minute I walked in the door They just all stared at me. Nobody said hi. Nobody said I think and they all returned to their groups as if I wasn't behaving the right way I wasn't really the right respect and I have seen stories like this on FET over and over and over again And I have to wonder what these community leaders are thinking because as but he was saying earlier if you got a private event and You are having a party. That's your event You can do whatever the hell you want But if you set yourself up as a community leader and you host a party a munch a class any kind of event and you are behaving Like an asshole you are causing irreparable damage to somebody who is just venturing out that person who walked in that door I'm using that example because I've heard many similar we'll never come back you have just fucked up that person's experience unless they have a tremendous amount of Courage and are willing to try again either with the same group or somewhere else You don't know what you just did it that person You're never gonna have an opportunity to do have a second time to get that person to come back and possibly Be another volunteer for the community or another exactly or even mind another right now influence.
It's like it's my whole topic Birthday So you never know what you don't know what you've just done what if that person then decides to go and play because they didn't feel welcome They don't fucking I'm gonna go do it on my own obviously We're not all responsible for what everybody does who comes into the community They have their own responsibility to do whatever they want I just wonder if community leaders realize what they're doing when they demand that much protocol and that many rules and that much Dress code and everything of somebody before they've even walked in the door or they just make do she that could be true Oh, okay, all right. I'm done. You can start now. All right.
Oh So yes All right, so I hear a couple things here and I don't want to speak in absolute I agree with absolutely everything you said But you don't speak in absolute I don't want to speak in absolute because the thing that points out to me is Something else that I see in clubs because people do complain about threshold and say I didn't feel welcome here I didn't feel whatever they didn't go away. They didn't never not come back They immediately went on to Fed Life and made an emo fucking rant about it by the thousands this happens So my thought here is I'm not saying that we don't snub people sometimes or we don't pay attention But I also would like to say there's a lot of people in the world a percentage of humanity better twice that is incredibly sensitive and emo and has an expectation of people to give of themselves and Now, you know worship their arrival and if they don't they're going to go on to a public media and Bitch and rant about it and I have seen this many many times where it turns out, you know people were there Hey, how you doing like I look at everyone I can hey, how you doing you know great bathrooms over here bathrooms with that You have any questions to ask me that's it? I don't have to fucking suck you in the door That's all those people need but a lot of people there are a lot of people and this just I think there's a high percentage of the people Who are willing to endlessly go and bitch about it online that a percentage of those people are people that really expected a lot more Coddling than they received so I'm not saying that doesn't happen. I'm not saying people don't get clicked out I'm not saying I haven't seen the clicks.
I've seen the clicks I've probably been a part of some clicks where there's someone that just look like I just don't really want to fucking go talk to that motherfucker right now I just don't feel it so wait are you are you not a good looking female? You know what that's totally true Some of the time that is absolutely true most of the time I can you know we can do evidence I talk to guys every fucking party I go to if I'm in predator mode. I am sorry if you have a fucking penis or I'm not attracted to you don't fucking exist I'm here to play not coddle every single person. Hopefully there are other people Saturday night I played with nobody except the future orgasm Which was 15 minutes the rest of the time I talked to people I talked to new people That's fine, but you're right when I am in my predator mode And I am here to play and meet people and play with women that is what I'm going to look for I may still say hi how you doing whatever, but I'm not I'm not going to do that And if you expect that from me then maybe come a few times before you start ranting online how unwelcome you felt And listen the reason that I even brought this up is because I've absolutely read those posts that you're referring to they're they're whiny They're complaining they're extremely vulnerable people and again I'm just gonna say this is just my opinion and they go on and on for their entire post about how they want special treatment sure and that's what they're asking for that's not actually what I'm referring to I'm referring to the number of Post I read where what you get is something similar to what this person wrote us Yeah, you know, I just kind of it just didn't feel right and they were they were kind of rude and they're humble And they just say well, I decided not to come back That's the kind of shit I'm talking about that's the kind of shit that I'm like if you're a community leader And you're not at least looking at someone saying hi welcome come on in and instead you're creating this wall sure I don't know what the fuck you're doing, but you are not a community leader as far as I'm concerned abyss Well, I didn't write a big bitchy post but but I actually went to I said in the city a couple years back and I was really in Las Vegas, right?
Yeah, and it's a good event I mean there was really great class and as well, whatever I went to the play party and was shocked because I used to our play parties Which there is a lot of talking and being friendly and whatever it literally felt like fucking high school There were so many fucking assholes just in their little clicky groups who wouldn't talk to each other and God help you if you didn't know anybody They literally sat in little circles and wouldn't talk to one another and if your protocol didn't match my protocol We were gonna fucking tell each other and then I'm like fucking kidding you douche nozzles Like are you actually adults like these are these are our kink leaders. Are you fucking kidding? I would have liked that put to read that post if you had written it like I just I couldn't believe it It's a step that's the level that I'm talking about it's an extreme level of watery and I like the word watery It's really ridiculous and it was it drove me back into the loving arms of threshold because it it was definitely it was in the higher protocol Style of play and so forth which has its shinier moments, but overall it was fucking bullshit So not a good time in Vegas. I just really I mean I'm sort of getting a vague message from you But I just really want you to emote some feeling about this experience in Las Vegas very very funny I know it was bad Watery I just like the word watery Yeah, that's a three-point you do have little dinosaur socks They say Rar 800 raring dinosaurs like professional nurse socks I'm crazy.
I see like a what no there was a boy. Oh no. Oh no macho man Jack says hey Stop laughing I was from Jamie and blackies Jamie's brand new hey welcome. Hey.
Hey is there gonna be some birthday spanking There's gonna be birthday spanking actually Kathy I tried to get creative explorer here to spank Kathy I'm so glad you didn't and I pitched in he's kind of like him not gonna drive out for your fucking show I'm like I make Kathy suck my dick. That's good enough for me You know so he wouldn't drive out so I'm like okay well There's gotta be birthday spankings can you go ahead and grab the mic and hang it hang it down our little demo mic gently No league they're great down all right there. Oh, you get on the table face down. No no no on the table I like this position.
No, I need birthday. I'm running this fucking thing. No, I need her fucking ass under the mic Kathy Jesus Christ we have listeners can you play Ellie can you please turn around and put your ass under the microphone Jesus fucking Christ We have to have a production argument over spanking like we haven't had this long enough now Kathy please go ahead I would like your ass up here. So I can speak.
Oh, we'll be shooting some video shoot some video now then of course What what Kathy's just gonna head and started I'm not waiting. There's a cute ass here. You just get it Ellie is taking her spanking on behalf. That actually looks really good.
That's 20 Do I get to do the whole 51 well you can pick up toys if you want no I can show you can show I want to catch a pretty I'm offering suggestions I'm offering suggestions look quarry stop stuff dog like you are you like side-doming stop it You Just turn for a cheesy photo op-op squeezing Ellie's ass I'm gonna let let the sound go for a little bit cuz the guys that are masturbating to this need to get a Clear That This do you want to go up and swap the bottom I'm just saying before we ask her before we ask her yeah Ellie do you want a business what your bond to all right? That's a yes, that's consent now you go on good job Kathy Good job, let's keep it going just those think of those creepy guys out there just fucking yeah Mark you want to put a strap on on and fuck her in the ass I'm just gonna see how many yeses I could get out of her what We'll keep that for another show anal anal for you by mark on another show maybe Look at that. Well, let's uh, let's kind of freaking me out. He's wearing his mask.
It's down. Uncle has his welder mask on Okay, this has been the greatest show. Oh my god. What do you want?
Boogie I just want you to know fucking love you here. You are so thank you brother Now we segue into And now to keep the spank bank of filling oh What it happened you've never masturbated listening to stuff going on in the show now. That's just me no I don't know I put a lot of work. I've been a lot mark.
Do you have a finger on? Ellie's bus you do mark's just fucking thumb fucking her phone right now What is she? The other finger is kind of rubbing Ellie's pussy just I fucking love this show. This is a great place So now we're going to close with a little bit of excitement.
This was actually done here as our friend Idi She's a writer. What is the name? Idi Idi Idi Idi Not Idiot Idi Idi Her name is Idi she made orgasm for us Oh my god So she came in and actually came into the level of during a party There's actually really funny story that I'm not gonna tell because I didn't have information to tell it But it was amazing and she just laid down and we let this happen for you No is that for? For murder podcast I am shameless I have no shame.
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Randy mucha mucha mucha Whoo! Just out! Whoo! And to abyss, boogie!
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What? CACLE! Man, had to get one more in. Good job Sam.
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