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Jan 31, 2017 1 hr 5 min

Show 87 "Hobo Bumpin"

from Perverted Podcast Hosted by Count Boogie

So this will be the last Pajama erotica show because, nobody wants to wear pajamas...lol So we talked about how to actually GET play from someone, and some poly stuff...then we did some "erotic reading" and all poop broke loose...:D

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Welcome to star two. Oh my god. I just want to get to a show with boobs and and should mark be licking nyxie's nipple Mark go like oh, no, no, no look nyxie's nipple. That's right.

Just can you move your hair out of the way? Thanks man Yeah, pull your head to the sides. There you go. That's right.

That's right nyxie. Just get her in there That's it now. I can see that's some good pre-show nipple licking right there. Just that's right She went to set for that is suckle.

Oh, did you see she did a little pull and then she's not sure ah? Now we can start a show do you feel your sex life is quite Hey Hey you groovy cookie nutty cast Welcome to prefer to podcast a show where we explore the adventures of the kinky lifestyle sex and nyx nyxie's nipples Recording live from the threshold level lab out in front of our cool I'm Kathy Can you spread your legs for me nyxie there you go. Thank you. Can you smack your pussy?

Ah? It's a good go. Thank you. I don't know.

It's okay. I mean she is literally like in straight eyeball level for me So I'm just gonna take all of the fucking eye candy. I can right here. Thank you very much.

You have served me well with your vagina Thank you. We are. Thank you. That was a nice curtsy.

Thank you. Here we are show 87 This is it after 87 weeks. This is the fucking fuck fairy has packed up and flown away There are no more fucks to be given you always say that this is it. I don't care anymore Okay, I just I just man just loved you in the show and let's just love it I think he was not calling I like the fact like our poor audience has to like step up your crocs.

Yeah Crocs are fake red crocs. They are frock the rocks. They're faux rocks. They're frogs.

Oh my god. There's so much Why am I holding my stand? I don't know but firm firm penis. No creepy's over there And it's he was just licking his nipple that was awkward now I'm just stroking my understand.

This is the type of show we're gonna have here because it is in fact the last pajama erotica What is that? I don't tell this is I just wanted to drop it on you like you guys care like when's the last time we were pajamas for pajama? I mean marks wearing them always wearing marks in study mode for the next year She's like I like it. I like the markets to modes either pajamas or naked which are good modes I mean I try to think of like the last time I saw Mark No actually she had a very nice dress the she does not that third mode.

Yes, she does have that third mode that That strains the elusive third mode like wait the third mark mode. I like how I have the perfect view of the embroidered That's Nick's Yeah, the tentacle tentacle embroidery. We still need a close-up of that. I love it.

All right. Here we are. My god What was that? Excuse me while I buy my my mama's and she just have some TMJ break your own jaw moment I have to go to the dentist.

Apparently if anyone knows of a good broke ass dentist Me or rolls fucking hack into a job will fix your tooth for 29 You need a root canal You need your back up skits Bob Bob cups kids polished the fuck is a bike up skin by cuspid that's that's that's who 2999 Listeners just like oh they're gonna say something at some point Asia I'm leaving the country again. I had the loveliest nicest email I've ever received from a stranger. Oh Why I get rid of that button I love that can't applaud So you got a nice so someone actually it was just it made my day had been a very very long week And it was a very sincere I like what you're doing the show I think you're great. It was very nice and if you're listening, you know who you are and just thank you because you I really Need to hear that Daddy's got a bag now.

He's got a bag. Oh for the love of whatever matter. I don't get family You matter to the show. Yeah, you just get like jack-off stories Yeah, can you put more pictures of a business feed?

Damn it creepy that's you fucker I'm gonna bleach my asshole. I just I like how much look away why do why why yeah just look in shame No, I was gonna you know I was thinking you know fuck man, you know because I you know if you wax you know you the hair goes back Lesson less like I used to you know pluck my loan brow Well brow my sin my single singular Unibrow and yeah my caterpillar and and literally it's been now like what 15 years and I've never tweezed it and there are two eyebrows No, so you figure the same is true of your asshole. That's what I figured I said what if I start waxing my asshole I feel like we would buy myself By myself before you continue this what I feel that you have to tell everybody what you told me because I can't be the only one Who has this or in my head? Oh cuz Kathy's like, you know, that's it's really painful and I'm all yeah I mean, you know when I was on k-rock I waxed my bikini line I had someone wax my bikini line to show and I talked a lot of shit and stripped it off and it was like it wasn't a bad But then I'm like well I kind of know what it feels like because as a dude I kind of go back and I reach back and and I like Pinch a climp a ass tear and I fucking yank it and then I get like a little like a little little tuft You know and I'll just do that.

I'll just hang out by the trash can Oh, and I'll just fucking yank out, you know as there's isn't that disgusting around and then I'll smell my fingers cuz I want to see And so I'm like well, it's just one big rip and then that's it so and then I got a clean thing you're waxing waxing Would so I can so I seek out the advice of fucking, you know me yeti Kathy But I have a waxing you do I will let you use you should What do I do do I just squat over it like squashed wax up in my fucking ass? You really need you need someone to help you have to have someone to know I'm gonna know that's not what I need I mean as your friend I would help you. Thanks, bro But no, I'm just not gonna be in that position creepy you want to help me Thanks, I now see you in a well What do I expect from a guy wearing a fucking tiara right now in a shirt that says fuck fat people he likes to In a tiara, so I mean you can just like pour it down the back end. I guess of a rag up there Can I just like squat and like kind of?

Go back there. Do you have any idea? Hey, it's warm. I'm sensitive around my ass.

Yeah, whatever What do we do this? Okay, what's Ramon when did Ramon loses beat? Oh, all right, so I slept over various reasons Michelle and Ramon let me sleep over there probably have a spare room So I'm sleeping there and everything is great cuz it's a proper bed and I feel really heavy and tired and then I hear boom boom boom Oh Ramon is getting his y'all get it fucking machine in the next room in the headboard is hitting it But he kept losing the beat Like did you like go over the metronome and go excuse me It was no on click click dirt click click fucking beat I had ever heard it would boom boom boom boom maybe he was doing so jazz Maybe he was going in 5 for no it went on and on and I'm like, you know I know Michelle likes to fuck but that is some weird ass fucking and it's going on forever and I kind of goes off I wake up. I'm still hearing it and then it occurs to me You know, it's really windy outside Oh, see.

And here I was thinking Ramon was losing it. Just can't. It was horrible. I felt like it was bad.

I'm always flashing the blue light. Yes, what is going on? It's going to go far too far off topic. What do you mean outside of that?

Hold on. Depends where it's named. Jimmy was wondering if we're going to get video of your waxing. I would like to know where to go with Kathy's, Kathy's pecking fantasy.

Oh, I like it a lot. I mean, don't we want to do something for the fans? Just say. I'm just picturing all 12.

I'm just thinking of all the joy of like, you know, aren't we here for the fans? This and under get it on. What is that all about? I have a suggestion though, instead of videotaping, I say videotaping.

Yeah, recording what's going on on your asshole. We'll just point the camera at your face and watch the horror. Was it like an Andy Warhol video? You have 15 minutes of ass ripping?

Which I also have to laugh because it wasn't just last show. This particular person suggested I sit here and get like tattooed on the show. Yes, I do recall that. Well, the giant's a great idea.

Well, you need to get this for you. Naked, with your vagina out. I want to hear about this. Hold it in your hand.

I'm just getting on. I want to hear about it. I want to hear about it. I just want to get it on.

How'd you get it on? Well, I actually, we both got out of our slump. We went at the lovely domination party. Thank you.

And we totally, we grew some people out. I heard there was some burly going on. I heard there was a horn. There was a horn.

Like someone actually. Yeah. And we totally were having a really great blood play scene. And it was really great because we were in the main room.

And it was funny because I came out to domination and I was like, fuck it. I'm coming out younger and I, we set up a scene. We were going to play. And so I show up to the domination.

And it's funny. I got a lot of, holy shit. Hey, you loved that no scene. I was like, hey guys.

You know, whatever. And they started to scene. And it was funny because there was always a lot of new people. This is my favorite.

Like, Miss Dee always is like, I love minefucks. And I realize I do too. Because I was like, I'm going to dress to impress. I'm going out.

And I always love new people. I love playing with you. I love to play with you. Stuff like that.

And then like, I do a scene like that where there's damn your blood dripping off the table. And you always see the guys who are like, oh, I just want to like a little foot meal massage or some somebody worship. Maybe some of that. Oh, that.

Yeah. You know what minefucks is. Yeah. But I used to, so it was funny during a scene.

Like, he's covered. Like his entire back is just completely covered in blood from like shoulders to like almost like probably like belly button almost. What were you using on him? I think it's pretty much.

I think it's a gauge of needles for cutting and piercing. It was nice. It was 16. Oh, cool.

Even better. Yeah. It was mostly 16 with some 18. So basically, I'm going to pick one of those.

I'm going to pick one of those. It's the railroad spike of a fucking needle. And then I was going to go like, of course, knowing me, I was feeling particularly saucy. I just look over on one of his, it started to slow down.

So I'm just punching the shit out of his leg. No, let's line it. He's getting rins off. And it's funny.

So I look over and I see someone who's like acting cool and all of a sudden we hear. And then creepy how the joy is having front row. I look over and he's like, yeah, you're good. Now she's not giving it justice because this was fucking scary.

I was like, this first of the biz is in this nice, tight, morticia Adams dress. And I was like, okay, this is fucking awesome. And then she goes somewhere and hunger just starts fucking beating his chest and back it up and rolling up. And I'm like, oh, this is going to be fucked.

And there's nobody in the main room very, very much. There's no scenes. There's a guy getting touched. But there's a lot of people in there.

And then a biz, after she sets up, she puts this black fucking mask on over her face. And then she picks up this apron and puts the apron on over herself. It's a long, it's long to the bottom of her feet. And she ties it up and I was like, what the fuck am I about to see?

And people are gathering around like, oh, the needle's everything's great. And then as she's sticking in the eighth needle in a star shape to his body, I'm pretty sure once the blood started oozing out and dripped down, I do remember that. Because hunger's like, wherever hunger is, it puts his head up like fuck did I just hear it? And a biz goes, she does that.

And I can see her mouth move in the mask because I know that face she makes. And then slowly people were just like, hmm, yeah. That's good. And the fucking room empties.

And I'm just sitting there because I got nothing to do with a female-led Dom party, which was awesome by the way, Kathy. Congratulations. And so I'm just sitting there like, what the fuck is going on? And people are just walking in and that's a lot of blood.

Good bye. Wow, that was pretty cool. Although I did actually, I thought I was going to get creepy at one point. Yes.

Oh, no. And I love that. That was fantastic. I don't know what I'm saying.

I'm totally intentional. Can I say what got me to go, ooh, it's myself? That's why I'm thinking of it. I'm watching it.

That was completely intentional. Yeah. I know it was. I'm in clotted blood.

Looks at it, puts her fingers towards Unger's fucking mouth and he goes, oh, I'm going to licks it right up and I just go, ah. And I can see it in my mind's eye. I was like, that was fucking clotted blood. I'm out.

Like, clotted. And then luckily, thank you, sweet baby Jesus. A fucking big-titted redheaded chick in schoolgirl outfit walks in and sits down in my corner vision. So every time, like, the blood is oozing out past his neck and she's just pounding on him with a fucking brass-knuckle meat tenderizer.

I just look and I go to my happy place. With big tits just. Oh, I'm back now. And then I journey back into my nightmare, you know.

That's pretty cool. So yeah. That was so amazing. Wow.

Wow. Well, there's some fun. I like how we get creepy's point of view. Yeah.

I like how we get creepy's point of view. I like how we get creepy's point of view. I like how we get creepy's point of view. I like how we get creepy's point of view.

I didn't know that we got to do it. Oh, no, that was intentional. Oh, no, it's intentional. But I didn't know I actually got to do it.

Now you have some sad news. We have some sad news and Kathy Kathy's world. Oh, fuck me. And no, actually that's the problem.

We have Kathy's countdown to dick. Kathy, how long has it been? Well, look, I don't keep a dick diary. It's in scary.

I don't actually know, but it's at least three weeks as much as four. And then normally that's not such a big thing because I've got a lot longer. But you can't use to it. And you get to where you look forward to it.

And I had my once a week dick. And because I was sick, he was sick. And then I got a full time job, which requires that I get up at six in the morning. And I can't spend the night at this place anymore.

So things are really kind of messed up until we find a good rhythm. I'm wondering how long it's going to be. So I got to count down in my head. Well, when do you have your next one?

It's not Soviet. I can't think of it. I need to use them. I need to use them.

I need to. I have a special surprise for you. Oh, God. Behind me, isn't it?

I don't want to look at this. Where? You look at the rubber shoulders. He attached me.

And just let her know that creepy right there. Just like, I mean, but it was a swap. I think you have an offer now. With his little fucking gem in tiara.

And he's doing the wedding ring. Oh, so he can't clog her? No dick. Can you like use the fingers?

I can use my fingers. I need a dick. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, creepy.

I like it. I like it. We're all working together. We're like, well, thank you.

I get you some dick. If they're, I mean, I have a strap on. You do have a strap on. And a biscuit can fuck you.

I can fuck myself with a dildo. It's not the same. But you don't have the big one. I do have that big one from a bad dragon.

Bad dragon? Bad dragon. Bad dragon. Sorry.

I just play people that don't even give a shit. Really cool stuff. I'm taking it. It's a dragon.

But you've also had labia medical emergencies. I mean, that one took that. That one took that. That one also, that made me pass out after.

Oh, no. Okay. Well, here's open. Good time.

Donation. No, no, no. Domination one year anniversary. I just wanted to say that before we go because it's segway.

It's kind of into our Fit Life. Domination one year. One year. One year.

One year. I am. My Michelle, Victoria and MJ, we host the Domination party here at Threshold. And we had our one year anniversary this last Friday.

It was an awesome party. It was so cool. Oh, I showed up for the one year. You did it.

I thought you did it for me, but really you did it for all. Oh, no, I missed more. Yay. It was really nice.

It was very, I had a fantastic time. There was a lot of sexy ladies. Yes, there was a lot of sexy. And speaking of female Domination.

That life is a monkey kooky nanny kinky place with no shortage of cockshires and chicks would come over the face. Yeah, and they got groups and events and shit like that if you're interested. For your peace of mind, please know that the author of every post we talk about has specifically credited as permission to do so. Except this first one that I just realized.

Yes. I mean. Except this post. I don't, there was no permission.

Yes, there was. No. The douchebag who wrote it gave you permission. I don't.

I was like, wait, wasn't it was it? Oh, it was Calpogi. It was a great post. I thought, we got to forget to read this.

But he wrote a post called, What a Woman Want a Woman to Dominate You and Bed Read This First. So here I go butchering his post. Make it good. He says, I get a lot of these emails from awkward dudes wanting to be dominated by a woman.

Okay. Now you put your this. Well, I handle outreach. I handle outreach and things that threatened sold.

So a lot of the emails from from new people and strangers coming. They come to you. He says in how they are frustrated that they can't find a woman to dominate them. So today I just wrote this back.

People only play with people that they are inspired to play with, which means you must come out to classes and parties and let people get to know you as a respectful, non-pushy person who has something intellectually, emotionally or service-wise to offer the woman you hope to play with. Many like yourself have a fantasy of being dominated by a woman, but fail to understand that you are seeking to play with a person instead of just a thing to get what you want from. Being pleasant, respectful and interesting is what most dominance are looking for in a bottom. We can be a sack of potatoes if we just want to hit something.

But if you show up and act creepy, pushy or greedy, you will be ignored and asked to go to a pay for play dungeon where you can just pick from a menu. Not that creepy, sorry. If you are creepy. Yeah.

That was actually really good. Good for you. Thank you. Not the stand up.

No. No. No. No.

Yeah. It was funny that Kathy is all of a sudden, I went and fed life stuff and she's like, oh, you know, so I want to want to want to dominate you and read this first. I'm like, you might've gotten familiar. I'm like, all right.

I'll read it. I'm like, wait a minute. I'm not that guy. Damn it.

No, you get a lot of this and everyone in here understands this that there's an interaction that takes place and if you don't know how to see that there's an interaction that needs to take place in every interaction. interaction i guess that i think that's not going to have stuck on there but no if you forget that you're dealing with a person which a lot of people do uh... not just a fantasy yet not just a fancy to come in and you're like all this is what i want this is what i want to know this is what i jerk off to all this is what i mean i mean i mean i mean i mean and uh... if you don't include somebody else in that you're just you're not going to get you want hey guys where the tops uh...

that's a good day guys yeah i don't give a shit if this is your fantasy that's right where the tops you're here for me not if i just want to know i mean it's not even it's not even all that it's i mean there are there are there are two people that are talking about things that the have what they want but if there's not that interaction if you because that's why you have paper play and that's why i do pro-dom work and is because in in a pro-dom situation and i got some shit from some people saying i are being an insulting to pro-dom no i'm actually not because i do pro-dom work the the idea is if somebody pays me um... then they don't need to reciprocate they i don't need to be inspired i don't i mean i still have you know this is what i'm gonna work with and this is what i'm not gonna work with but generally you are paying for a service and i'm giving you a sense experience dictated by what you are it's a service position just like any other type of thing that's something that you just like waitressing um you know i just don't wear the little little outfit and if you pinch my ass i'll punch you in the head um but uh so in that in that in that scenario that's fine you can but if you want someone to do something for you for free then i need to be inspired well and the other thing is with as far as the i think people forget is a lot of times they look at it as their their fantasies like they're born so they look at it as i'm walking into i wanted this for so long this is exactly how i want this this is how i want this to go and i'm not saying that women don't do the same thing sure but a lot of times they approach it a little differently so a lot of times with like the puschiness factor or hey this is how i want this scene to go and actually know because i've had a woman too and i've seen it with women but like a lot of times if you are so excited and it may not even be a malice thing it can just be sheer excitement like oh this is how i fantasize about this for so long and da da da and i really want this to go like this and i really want this and there's nothing wrong with expressing how you want fantasies to be but at the end of the day it is just a fantasy and you have to be willing to work with a person because this is also their king sure it's a partnership it makes me the other thing that is like my kind of pet peeve in that areas when guys will either find you on fat life or they've seen you out of club before and then they message you on fat life and within the first three minutes of the conversation i want to worship you i'll do anything you want and you're like my goddess and whatever you say and it's like well if this is a two-way street like you don't even know me what why like you know that has to be at least for me more like you were saying a two-way street and if someone's that makes you at least makes me feel like okay you would worship anyone if they were willing to let you if you can say that within the first two seconds of meeting you know yeah and that's why i think that's a great point is when you marginalize someone to shock you i point at it she's like what i go there there is a certain amount to it's really easy to tell if you're just using me for an experience which is fine if you were if you're going to be a demo bottom to me like i was talking about then fine i'll treat you like a demo bottom here's your experience you know i'm going to practice on you doing what i want to do and then get the fuck out but if you want there to be some sort of intimacy in that scene then i need to feel that you actually want to play with me it's that earn your sir yeah earn the sir and it's like that's like oh i'll call you mister you know yes mister don't call me fucking mister is a yeah i don't fucking know you that's uh it don't you fucking call me that that you know because it cheapens it it really it cheapens it it's weird to me i don't like mister it's not my deal it's not my bag i like being called mister i can see it i just no one's ever called me mister no i think maybe circling mister all the time wait a minute what is my microphone off i did i'm reading heavy and you're fucking asthmatic in the business like what i'm fucking somebody fucking breathing over there sorry still clumped up that's okay um i'll start calling mister all the time that would be wonderful i would love that i think marx is circling mister i think that's i think so too no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no mister is mister is mister is i like it i'm down i mean i don't miss with my notes i'm missing your notes i think it's i think it's really important for people to i think you brought up a really good point and i think it's important for people to realize that it's not just um especially and it's and it's with any top male female anything in between or doesn't acknowledge it it's it's i i learned something a long time ago because i was raised by wild jus and the wilderness and jus our business people we are a business folk us as the jus any other jus in the house you know all right you fucking know you know we handle a business business and so i grew up raised by wild jus and the wilderness so like my my dad and his twin brothers fucking lawyer and broker and then my their younger brother you know big executive you know dvd and it was business business business and i learned something very early i've all the shit my dad did um one of the things that i learned in watching business is understanding that for a deal to go well there's got to be something on the table for both parties when you come to the table you have your wants this is what i want out of this transaction but you need to come to that table and go before you even speak your pitch you need to say what is in it for the other person how am i going to show them that this is a benefit to them i may get the greatest deal in my life if i just go and show that person that i give a fuck about them and i i want them to have what they want then it is now a transaction that is what will build intimacy in the professional world that's what builds good business and loyalty and business that they will stick with you and they will work with you but there is always if you can look at every transaction as in what is in it for the other person before you even start talking to them you are going to go miles closer to getting what you want out of the deal what are you looking for this i feel like you moved to my bullets i did not move your bullets yes you did i don't even know what you took them why think you took them with you i think you did i did not take them with what those are those are those are vlogan darts all right let's move on i'm glad i made such a great point oh she fell that's great you actually did a good post there's no need to go with that no no i'm actually looking at the audience because they can't behave i will shoot them are they not behaving they're talking over when oh no oh i am i'm an equal opportunity shooter on this we were wondering why boogie was a jewish preacher for how he became a jewish what you like hey man jesus or no i just rebelled i was a bradol no because my mom was german like method i was adopted but my mom was like a german and so and then my dad was jewish and so the other half of the family i was closer to because they live closer was the jews so um so i just they didn't stress religion so the closest i came to a bar mitzvah was i got kicked out of my cousin's bar mitzvah at the sportsman's lodge first place my dad ever punched me with a closed fist by the way he was not happy about my uh my activities at the bar mitzvah um so then you know yeah you know just i eventually went off on my own and found found the jesus bullshit and then uh that's it yeah very interesting yeah so that's how okay for my jew wonderful to a jesus person to an atheist yeah nice do a total purve do a total purve full purve we got some jews in the room that are total purfs i mean shall we go on to the next post yes this is by ly btw i figured out what that means by the last time we were talking about btw by the way it's love you by the way oh it's so it's okay i'm assuming i didn't actually ask the dude but it's good so he wrote my wife is in bed with another man and i'm at home with the cat he says the reality of living a poly slash open life can sometimes be a lonely one mid six a.m and i'm sitting here drinking my coffee with a cat curled up in my lap the thought of her having been away for the night and snuggled up in bed in another man's arms circling my mind it's a sobering thought one that she has no doubt experienced herself when i've been away playing with others this is our chosen path and for the most part it's exciting and fun and truly the way i want to live but in moments like these it's easy to lose focus and let insecurities sneak into your mind right now i'm just gonna pat scottie the cat listen to him purr and think of all the awesomeness there is in my life i like that one very thought provoking isn't it you know how you can fix that okay here we go now you can fix that whole situation i mean i'm saying scottie the cat's not cool because i'm fucking cool you hang out to a little cat buddy that's cool but you can fix that you know what fixes it one penis policy bam look at the groans i love poly flash open life we're not talking to you oh okay just uh yeah just said just got to throw in my douche because i just love the douche look that i get i actually i really like this one and you know i think it's i think the reason i liked this this uh post because i read some of the comments after it and a lot and i think the comments after it made me like the post more because they were comments similar to that and they were comments like hey well she's out there you should get another post it you should get another girl you should do this blah blah blah blah the cat's great but maybe something you know it's elibia you sure blah blah blah you know i really like the fact he was able to just kind of sit people are not good with things that make them uncomfortable and i really like the fact that this person was able to sit with something that made him uncomfortable and was able to process it if you're gonna be in an open relationship and if you're gonna be in a poly relationship they're fucking hard they're really hard and they make you look at every aspect of what and who you are because they make it down in the areas you never even thought exactly because if you can't communicate with your partner you will fail oh yeah absolutely i remember points where even with a one-dick policy if you couldn't handle and you didn't have your timing down right there were gonna be nights where you were alone and it hurt and it was painful and it was lonely so if you could not handle your shit you literally would spin and if you didn't have the people who you could reach out to and you didn't have the people who could tell you you're not crazy it hurt so to actually have someone who could sit with that and be relatively comfortable with the discomfort and be able to put it in a post where he's able to acknowledge the fact that there's loneliness and unhappiness and just let it kind of pass and say hey you know what everything else about my life is pretty fucking awesome i really liked this post it was fabulous that i picked it because i thought oh we're gonna talk about this because we taught poly into the ground but you have to because it's a complicated issue and there's so many aspects to it but i have felt the same way i will never be monogamous again i love being poly but it has as you say it's ups and downs and uh... i i have a hard time with comparison i have a personal feeling that true comparison well i think we're multi-layered human beings and i don't think that you can feel just one way about anyone thing i think that you can feel many things about something you can feel philosophical about it and you can get logical about it but your emotions can get the better of you all about one topic so i have i absolutely have had many moments where in poly i feel envious i feel jealous uh... and then i look at it logically and realize just like he does well everything's actually cool because this is the life that i chose but i don't know if too many people i say doesn't exist i have just in my experience i don't know too many people who have absolutely no problem with it and can just go to the comparison it just means i had to look this up it's the joy at the relationship with another romantic and or sexual partner you can feel joy that that person is having a great time but you can also feel lonely you can have both at the same time one may be predominant and you may not feel both at the same time but underneath there you're not necessarily consciously experiencing both at the same time but it's there and i've always had that kind of crazy duality going on in my head where i'm actually happy for my partner but i'm feeling really lonely or i'm feeling actual jealousy or just maybe envious i can take it apart and look at every little aspect of it but rarely is it so simple as i'm only feeling one thing about it we post i'll never get tired of this i've got does this mean no more haiku attacks it's no more just a little less than haiku attacks for this it'll be this one go ahead so what do we choose hairy balls hairy balls go forward abyss i prefer them smooth hairy balls creator of non-consensual floss i cool attack by the way my segue was flawless just there just see how i just left you know me shutting up the last topic you know because i'm like i should say something but i think everyone just thinks i shouldn't so i'm just gonna hit that little button there i cool attack i'm not dig myself out of a hole or justify myself there is no slap slap when they hit it's flop flop hairy balls cushion i cool attack i i know it's trouble and shaving leaves some stubble but it's lickable i know there is i know it's trouble okay and shaving leaves some stubble is accounting that's four and shaving leaves some stubble and shaving leaves some stubble okay get seven on that so you have four and seven at this point i know it's trouble can i go to count are you serious actually micromanaging but it's lickable really fluffly i don't even know seriously i know i fucking love me no you don't hear the only one in the room i mean really my girls was literally like licking blue fluffy shit off her fingers yesterday like the like two shows ago like some powdery shit off there what when your girls was literally like yeah she was looking pussy no no there's like some blue powdery stuff blue powder yeah oh baby bottle plump i had no idea what that was all about i'm pretty much just please turn on we're gonna do what i'm gonna do i'm over gonna count the syllables in my life i can't sometimes love is less than nice you may need some fucking advice right now i got bored i feel like it's getting really redundant to say that boogie's not a therapist because he's just gonna say yes i know this is called reverse psychology they're trying to shut me up by saying that my my my my my my wings are tired times are tired yes by the way i am a therapist oh you're not i am you are absolutely not you still thank you shoot me all you want bitch shoot him in the face ask me some fuck don't shoot me in the fucking face not with that fucking dart i will end good thank you for your system all right so some fucking advice this actually was a first it's by ryan but ryan actually wrote this post he didn't actually write to us and i had to get his permission he wrote the post asking question of anybody who read it so he says i was out last night with some friends and the event had the potential to have a fair amount of fat lifers there as we're as we were in line the question was posed is there a way that we could announce to others in the community that we too were on fett has anyone been to an end of a vanilla event or a public event where people had agreed to do something that would help other fat lifers find them usually like a secret handshake no usually when i go up i will like stand in front of a person in a public and i will take with the tip of my toe and i will make the top half of a fish and then they were each other to make the bottom half of the fish and then i'll bend over and show them my asshole and that's how they pretty much know that it's jesus kinky doesn't mean they like what we think flying a flag like this line of life there's that okay so obviously i laughing at so many ideas not yet that he's asking his I know Your question there has been over the years I think he's having a seizure good.

All right, okay, do you small toast? All right, so basically There have been a number of ways in the past that the king and gay community has reached out and shown other people in the community That they are into whatever there has been flying flags. They were the bandana signals different colors They're Each person it bumping There there is a BDSM symbol that the triscallion that a lot of us have attached to well everything And a lot of people don't know what it is at this point Many people know what the sign for any of the bandana's people where they get to know what the colors are But yeah, I mean you can you can literally if you dig around that life there are lots of symbols that are Associated with different kinks or different. I mean even wearing I don't know a collar or wearing different symbols like like I had a Jacket that was it was a hoodie which was in the style of a punk an old punk style hoodie Which on the back had a lot of patches on it if you looked at them You would think it was like a punk jacket, but it had like the BDSM symbol patch It had on the back it had one that said as to pet on the front As to pet ask ask yeah, ask them out.

No, ask the bat like ask a pet like ask Yeah on the front it had a thing that said like daddy's girl So there are like there are different things like you can if you look close enough a lot of folks Do you have you know all the folks up one of their king hanging out if you know where to look? Yeah, here's why I think having a fat life hand signal not a good thing Shoot it up into the shot by a misinterpreted gangside people who wear any of the things that you mention are out And and they're just they're not looking to hide from other people. They're looking to just show anyone who's interested in the similar thing Hey, where's some pot of co but they are out and they're there nobody is gonna wear the bandana the bandana the bandana Styles were all done in the gay community to show other People what they were into long before a long time ago though Now you could find that information online and you know what it is people who are on FET life if you're out That's great, but I think that he's new and the rest of the post he talks about how he's completely new to these all excited But I think that it could be dangerous to propose something like that I really don't see if there well it doesn't matter You don't participate in it if you're not out But like if this guy's like hey, I want to be out and there is some sign or you can you know wink your eye or twitch Or you know fucking roll on the ground or something throw your underwear chastity device like you were just like I'm flopping around like I was entertaining myself But I don't trust yourself why was that bad if that life all of a sudden they had a group and they said here's how we get to know each other You know in a gang single, you know like do whatever you know a bunch yeah, there's no oh wow that's But I mean I don't really see a problem with it and you just don't participate in it what we don't want happening is something Going hey aren't you kinky that's what we don't want but any like secret thing that you want to come up with that's just between you and your friends or you have people in your community Whatever your name is I don't know what I can say to you Alan and it's actually funny Into the mic It's funny you guys are talking about the triscally and the secret signs and things because I actually met a really good friend of mine in exactly that way Because we were because we were we happen to be in the same place and I had no idea this person wasn't I looked over I was like hey there's a hot piece of ass I'm gonna go flirt with her and as I'm sitting here you're gonna do something stupid and corny And she had these really cool triscally and earrings on I said wait a minute and I and I sort of did you say that did you just walk Up and go wait a minute because that's some smooth shit there Oh, I like to pretend I was smooth about it, but I like to pretend I was smooth about it What it actually came out was hey those are some really nice Earrings so do those mean anything to you do you think it's a really good question that's actually a good winning question and she sort of looked up And she's like yeah my boyfriend got you know got the formula is that that I'm like oh okay Well, you know, but it's not like a stress gun, but does that mean something is that important to you and him? She's like yes, I'm like we should be friends and we're still really close.

So yeah, we're dealt well now That's actually a great I mean just the fact that you because that's giving yourself giving somebody a second chance to not out themselves like maybe they forgot They put on the earrings or they don't really know whatever, but just that is actually fucking great We talk about that saying hey do those mean something to you? That's a really it's because maybe it's just fashion Maybe they don't know maybe they think the Triscollians just a cool looking symbol Oh, they're like no and all of a sudden you're like if you come out and all of a sudden you're like hey You got the BDSM thing do you want to touch my nuts? That's probably Although equally awkward you can also have a backfire on you and you're hanging out in the van or something and you look over and your Ex-husband and you are both wearing the same symbol Creepy what? I would definitely as far as like a secret hand sign or whatever I don't know if I still think we're in screaming John Baku or anything you can do to draw attention yourself In in current political environments maybe on the down low probably the best yeah, I believe creepy has something to say you know Oh creepy.

Yeah, I get it to the my creepy said he wanted to say something. Hey, this what I wanted to apologize I want to do my background music. Sure. Let's get anything sad or here stormy.

I'm awful. What hang on? Okay, no There we go Obis I just wanted to apologize to you. I did act like kind of a shit during the end of your scene When you requested some aid from my submissive who was with me and I acted like Dushy Mcdomington And waved my arms in harumps and removed any joy you may have had from borrowing my submissive without permission I do apologize for being a douche.

I know she was there to help you I know you you requested her aid not because I was she was there with a collar on But because you knew her and that I'm a dickhead and I apologize for it for ruining the ending of your scene Please forgive me dear sweet abyss He was actually stressed I mean he played it off while jokey, you know like whatever but he was like I don't know she knew it was a joke and maybe I pissed her off and not in like I really was like when you like I was like oh wait, yeah, thank you That's a heartbeat or something. No, I think that's from the studio What now we can't turn it off. Oh, God That's from the fucking studio That's from the other studio. I'm like what button somebody hitting we have music going on in another place No, I know because I literally was like ah I didn't seem like a dick like I was like ordering like your people around and I was like No, she offered like yeah, I don't actually told me that yeah So I just it was and I wanted actually to be honest I wanted to help at several points because I saw you like I need to do something but I didn't want I know again I know the protocol at that no, no, you're good.

Can I help someone I know you know Can you see if they have their fucking door open sign if when they were with a recording and just go in and say hey We're recording because sometimes they're they just leave the fucking door open. I really thought that was your thing that was like oh We have other studios here in the building and it's like most of the people are really cool But there's one fucking douchebag who for years just literally leaves his door open and starts recording guitar parts and shit And you're like hey dude, you know other studios are in here rubbing the embroidered clit. That's Is it like a voodoo embroidery clit So when you move clear wherever you're moving to we could just rub it and you'll be like oh, they're thinking of me They're just really like huh? That was a fucking douchebag.

I fucking hate that guy. Oh my god. Hey eight years eight years. Yeah, here's just being a rupees of shit Although didn't have a haiku what oh, sorry Hikel attack Music Glitter litter that really bad movie with moriah kerry.

No, I didn't even write that down. I just I just wrote that The glitter that the just that the little I never saw it. I was in love with moriah kerry No, the damn shit that is all over the club every time that little's a damn those fucking little is litter Alright, okay, dude. Yeah, go for it Sparkles candy and class it will upgrade any outfit that shit gets everywhere We are just two haiku attacks away from never doing this again Just look at the look of relief, but we are gonna bring back anointingly bad rap.

No, we're not We are not bringing up a busy like just in time nikatai glitter on strippers evidence of lap dances squirt Just own it Rope. I cool attack. We are one away Kathy take it to hang on a sec What are you doing? It's the last one just take a moment.

This is it. We've been doing this now for I'm feeling a whole lot of pressure here. You have the chance to Bring it home. Just bring it home.

Oh, man. There you go You see and recoil that minuscule square of foil can your whole base spoil I could I was actually like it was writing and then I liked it was raining and then the end of the end of the end of a the at What is that? I don't know. They get their like background for a rocka Oh, no, no, no why why why?

Making mixy jirate. Hey, she said I'm alright. I'm gonna buy there. Yeah I never get to see what's happening behind.

Well, that's it. She's moving that dance. Let's just write a little video I got some elbow boobage. I got elbow boob.

Can I sniff it? No, it's mine. No pay a dollar. No pay a dollar like you sniffed elbow boob I know What was that?

I alright just first no theme for this right? No, no, I couldn't what? Push boogie. What you always go?

Oh, go Are you sure you want me to do this? Because we have three erotic poems left. I'll go next. That way you can do it last.

I don't have to do it last. Mine is awesome, but I'll do it last. Okay, that's awesome. Alright.

The way her ass so round and smooth feels when we play. The way it curves, the way it gives, I just can't look away. Her skin so soft, her flesh so warm, there's just so much of it. I could go on and on for days and never once regret.

Her mounded boobs, the nipples hard, I pinch them and she starts. I just can't help but have a taste to see how sweet they are. I suck and bite and hear her moan. I feel her racing heart.

I have to stop that salt-ite taste must mean I've gone too far. I kiss her neck, I bid it to and held her in my arms and could not help but kiss her lips so warm and full they are. I went to part them with my tongue but something made me stop. Oh well, too bad, perhaps next time I'll be the one true top.

Oh. Mmm. Mmm. Shut up!

Why are you laughing? Mmm. Very pensive and reflective. Mmm.

Pensive. Mmm. That little skeksy all that. Mmm.

A bunch of skeksies are a bad ass. Ooh. Oh, something I want to fizz-gig. I love fizz-gig.

I love fizz-gig. I love fizz-gig. Ah! Can you open your mouth as large as a- Ah!

You can't close. She can't almost fizz-gig her mouth. Alright, let's move on. We have two more erotic poems.

Alright, your mind. And this is by Wendigo. 37 because I can't write my own. Did they close the door?

I closed it. Oh, okay. That is some loud fucking shit. My fingers like matches just set you on fire.

You're the only man that can feel this desire. As I come up behind you, grasping hold of your belt, my breath on your neck was all that she felt. I move forward, the front. As you can- so you can watch me admire.

Don't question my motives. I haven't done your attire. Drop to my knees. Way down like a rock.

Sweet lips parted open so I can taste your hard cock. My head tilt back. As you slide down my tongue. Touch the back of my throat.

That's me now when you're done. Grab the back of my neck. Push yourself so deep. Stop every so often.

Allows me to breathe. I've been rubbing myself. I'll take care of me. My pussy's so wet.

Don't let me come before you. Do you love that? Creepy who is just like more fervently rubbing nixies legs. Kind of squeezing the little shutter in his neck.

When to go 13. That? Thank you a bit. For that lovely reading.

Alright. Now you guys know I usually read some pretty- Some pretty interesting things. It's pretty real shit. But you know, lately I've been doing a lot of songwriting and a lot of serious stuff.

So I wanted to get a little intense. And so I don't know how this is going to play out, but I'm just going to- She got a body. You want a fuck. But a face.

Do you want a berry? She got an ass like a fucking truck. But she ain't a kind. Do you want to marry?

Food stamps are crack rock. We'll get your weenie in her face. Three rubbers and a can of gas. Won't protect you from the smeller taste.

I'm a pig and you're a junkie. Behind the dumpster. Let's get funky. Neighbors yelling from up above trying to kill.

Our homeless love. Hobo bumping, hobo bumping, hobo bumping, hobo bumping. Hobo bumping, feed my dog. Hobo bumping, hobo bumping, hobo bumping, hobo bumping, hobo bumping, dumpster bumping baby all night long.

And that is our show. Thank you, Thresh. I can't even- Oh, oh, bumping. Bam, homeless love.

Why do we let him go? This is the last one they got. I always let him go last. I guess I got to just let him do it like the blowjob thing.

We should have left me. Yes. That's true. I mean, it was a solid.

You know what? You know what? You know that would be a jam. Hobo bumping, hobo bumping, hobo bump.

I just love how pleased he is. I know he's not happy. I'm proud of him. I know I offended some other fuckers.

That's all it takes to make you happy. I hate me all the coming. I feel like it's all right. Let's get out of the show.

Very anti-clinactic finish. It is. You want me to read my book? Yeah.

What was that? Creepy. Creepy had to go poo. Is that why you ran out the top?

Creepy. I told him because he's like, I'm having tummy troubles. And I'm like, if you need to leave the room, you have to scream. I have to poo.

And that's the only way. Because we don't like people getting up during the show. I said, you do it. You got to do it.

So he just, that was it. He may have just pooped him. He may have pooped him. No, go ahead.

We're out. And that is our show. Thank you, Threshold, for providing this perverted playground for us to record. If you're in the Los Angeles or surrounding areas, visit Threshold.org and visit in front of about joining their Kinky family.

Well, thank you, everybody, who here's the show. To Unger, the people we did not ask about in the chat room. I'm so sorry. Unger, anything special go to the chat?

It's been weird. More talk of Irish. No Irish, geez. Canadian oil, driller guys drilling girls in the chat.

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I'm still just kind of like, I don't know what just happened over there. Oh, man.

Oh, man. Oh, man. And I'm mad at me now, because I'm teasing him about that. Creepy's got a poo.

Wait, you just hear what creepy people, what you just did. And I actually have to talk to them. Okay, well, thank you to Mark. Thank you to Uncle creepy and Nixie.

And to Mark's friend, Ellen. And say let's say goodbye to Pajama Ratica. Whoo hoo hoo hoo. As you can tell, the love just ended for that.

Thank you. It was fun the first time with me. Oh, and uh, if you have questions on the right hand, I'm just gonna speed this whole area This will area is going to sound literally the much there. We gone for even playing the f***ing beat of weapons.

You went and tried it. It's got me going and you didn't point it. I don't want to be able to do a point that can be for you in Asia. While you're eating a bug or something.

Yeah, it's a more cool man. You can be playing. That way you think you're thinking about something like this. No that is the application.

Let's just do it. Hey guys guys! If you wish you for a test, please do that. Wait!

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