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Feb 14, 2017 1 hr 1 min

Show 89 " Hypno pig grunts"

from Perverted Podcast Hosted by Count Boogie

Threshold friend Carrie sits in to talk about hypnosis and make neck burps in the microphone. Dream Kathy and Boogie have to settle a fight with the help of dream DM Unger.

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uh, no, no, no, no, no. What you never did the thing, by the way? What? Seriously.

Did Unger just bark? Oh, it's going to be that kind of show. How you doing? I'm fine, but you get a wonderful day.

How are you? Oh, no! Happy Unger. Happy positive workforce work friendly Unger.

Do you have any safety videos you'd like to show us today Unger? I wish I had that in. Which one's the one you were talking about? The human resources video for the City of Los Angeles Parks and Recreation.

Was that the sexual harassment one? Sexual harassment video where any type of get to the point where they were at the harassment you get this guitar riff and you get this whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack. You're an appropriate! I want that!

I do too! I want that for the podcast. Okay, for the rest of the show. No.

You need to make a jingle. In an appropriate! In an open, open, open! In an open, open!

Following shows is for mature audiences only. Listener discretion is advised. And if you don't like it, please go fuck yourself. One, two, three four!

Do you feel your sex life is quite lame? My skin is on my side of the zombie! Straight! I'm not an advocate!

I'm not an advocate! The people of play! My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my. Hello and welcome to the Mother of the World with Mother of the World with God the children of the mountain of the King and life, that is like...

And in a Parebarrheat B needle! Recording live from the Threshold Love Lab in North Hollywood, California, front of our Pareat studio audience, Hello Pareat! Yay! I'm Catty!

I'm Kelly. And now, I just wanted to say a best I don't understand, there's like a thing! And I don't understand that rhythm yet! That's okay, Mistress!

Thank you! That's right. Oh, I love all your best! You have this, some of the cummabest, that's cool, I've, I haven't quite any of the titties.

You have me Antitties! You have me Antitties! I have me, some of the things. Well, I am mistress mistress count boogie and this is show 89 I had nothing but Carrie had what is 89 Stanford?

What is 89 is 69 plus all five fingers on both hands and all five toes on both feet? That sounds like conspiracy math actually, but that's okay. It's our science. Okay.

I'm sure it is Pervondish you are oh my god. You're channeling abyss channeling abyss. That's like the first thing she does is let out I think I caused hates in her was that your stoma? Carrie just stuck her neck to the do that sound again.

That's not your stoma. Make your stoma sound. Did you just burp in? Okay, okay.

Are we waiting for what? Thank you so much for joining us. I was like who the fuck is this person with her stoma net birth? Which should be the name of the show that was incredible That was incredible.

No, I know abyss is probably not pleased with me because she took she sent she's like China or something right so she has pictures she sends out and It's like her it's like a cliff and like there's these kind of kind of squatting statues And then she's like sitting on a like little ledge, but her legs are hanging over She's kind of leaning forward and I might have wrote it looks like you're all pooping It was like that dignified. I'm in China look. I'm having my serene, you know moment this is something yeah, whatever and Just look like the statues were taking shit. She was taking shit.

I don't know I thought why did you have to write it down? I thought it was funny. They all look like the poop I mean the statues literally no But you know so abyss is in China with pooping statues and apparently it's a very deep into you know bowel turning experience ah So Kerry here here. That was probably the worst joke.

I have ever said you said some bad But this too, so that's really I just heard the lead from the Sun. Why do we ask Kerry about herself and Terry? So who are you? Well, I am a pervert and that's helpful.

That is helpful for this show Not so much for the other ones bad. Yeah, I want Kerry. I didn't even know it was a joke. Sorry That's a good sign to that sport, you know kind of half submissive switching is I'm like, yeah, I want to laugh at everything you say because I know you like that So you're a member threshold I'm a member of threshold I've been in the community for about 12 years and I started off as a submissive and Now I do pretty much everything except for like really intense blood stuff unless passing out is the goal because All right, cool and later on we're gonna be talking you're gonna be talking about She was synthesizing me and I couldn't get it.

So what do you have like and she's talking about? I don't know what to do the topic you were gonna bring We forget to tell you that if if the show goes long we just bump our guess so we don't let them talk No, I noticed that Well, she's sitting in while abysses in pooping China and apparently you had a dream You've been waiting Cunt lick here Apparently dream Kathy is as big of a dick as waking Kathy So I have this dream right and what's why we're talking about this is Because Kathy literally is such a dick that I told her my dream and she started to justify why she was right in the fucking dream Because dream Kathy was right and it was wrong. It's a fucking dream and in your dream. I'm right.

Okay, so here's the deal So we're in kind of like the sort of threshold kitchen in the kitchen and so there's like people around and say I forget all the You know, sorry, but but there's a lot of stuff going on and there was a suspension ring over this You know by where the sink normally is not sure and and so I was actually had someone in bondage and You were playing in the kitchen and so I guess I can see I can see her okay hang on a second So all of a sudden, you know, I'm tying and I'm untying this person and finishing, you know up the scene But we're still I'm untying and Kathy's like I need paper towels and I'm like I'm you know, I mean a scene is so just you know, she'll see and all of a sudden she gets all fucking happy and comes over paper towels paper towels paper towels I want to pay I'm all you're in my fucking scene and she's all gave her down Dear you fucking paper towels and I'm all bitch you want to fucking go son you fucking the same I'm not so we got I got all yelling and screaming, but then I thought okay Am I dream that I'm gonna be scaring, you know the the person in the rope? So I'm like just fucking we me a little to a scene And so then I woke up I tell Kathy about the dream and just like all of you are now trying to justify my dream That interrupting a play scene is bad. Kathy's response is as I am justified to interrupt your scene because at threshold parties There is no play in the kitchen. Thank you.

Thank you. It was a dream. It was not To justify it by saying you're an entitled fucking asshole you interrupted my scene. That's douchey.

I think the 2dm should weigh in Are you a DM? I'm a board member and you so you are you a DM better? Are you a DM? You are not a DM so then if you're If you're just fighting a dream You had this private party you should Exactly no, it was a threshold party.

No, there was no treasure. It was not a ritual party playing in the fucking kitchen You just made up that it was a threshold party. There was no dream. It was a dream.

I stand high five I am dream that you were going to interrupt and then we're gonna interrupt because the real is dream analysis theory is actually you're everyone in your dream So you're your own dick to yourself for fucking paper towels because you don't really want to finish the scene with your That's just a fucking made-up bullshit Is made up yeah, what science do you have that goes inside of someone's head and says that this is actually been clinically studied and says When he brings out the whole faux science thing like I'm just asking for science Anything psychological it's not hard science. Okay, I'm getting into psychiatry. Okay medicine but psychological You know I just realized we're gonna end up having to edit out this whole freakin semicolon We're just yelling over each other. You know what the fuck is going to do no no it was my dream and you interrupted my You should have gone to dream to you right now.

I am ignoring you I am going to anger the audience who is listening To email us and weigh in and tell me who is right? Kathy dreamer dreamer. Yes boogie if you were dream DMing in my dream. Yeah What would you wear?

And dream Kathy came to you and said hey there's people playing in the kitchen Would you rather her come to you and tell you so you dream DM could then step into the scene if it was somehow a Threshold party in my dream or do you think she should just barge into someone's placing themselves? What do you tell threshold members? I prefer it to them to come to me but Kathy is a board member and outranks me Thank you at a party. No, she does not.

Yes No DM as a final say you have heard from not kick someone out of a party without a party without a party you have now heard from the Yeah, but you can interrupt it. Yeah, I'm chairperson has final say there you go Which is weird there were people playing on Saturday night in the kitchen. Oh my god. What's that mean?

That was a premonition really? Was that me? Was that a threshold party? No, it wasn't you okay, but that was a threshold party.

So yes, there's no playing in the kitchen Let's move on from this. Did you see that dream? We are now going into do you see that everyone just stop because the light over Unger's fucking area just literally went out and flickered back on Your point is everyone just like stopped in this room and it was amazing which to me I know the light's been flickering the past two days. So that was also but just as we were so I was right and that's good And you'd think you would be a little nicer things.

You got some fucking dick finally I did get dick, but that does not mean I'm gonna be nicer to you in fact. Hmm probably mean that I'm meaner to you. Oh Mark do we have some sort of Yeah, it's protect money don't protect Count down to dick is over count down to dick is over it. So we're getting dick right now.

No, it was over Saturday So there's a new countdown Giant fucking cock shape Down to dirt. We're not counting down every time I get dick. We need to tell it on leaderboard for this. That's right We got a caller on the line It's a Tiffany what he would he say fucking to others old man.

Yeah bad jokes and old jokes. That's right So was the dick good the dick was good. He did a little ass smacking He did a lot of ass smacking. Yeah, I like the ass smacking.

Yeah, I like here's the perverse weird thing about me The meaner he gets the more excited I get hmm. Yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, is that a puddle?

Puddle pennies, okay, so what else we gonna talk about Mike and keep Valentine coming up this Saturday Saturday at threshold from one to seven and then the after party from 9 to 2 a.m. Mikey Valentine's one of our three fundraisers and This Saturday we will be having what is it? Just a series of tasters and classes and amazing things that you can learn how to in fact our own Carrie is gonna be doing what dream I guess. Oh He was starting to talk.

Oh, that was you. No, no Jesus fucking makes Christ Your brain is like a restarted okay ladies first all right Carrie what are you doing this Saturday? I'm going to be the demo bottom for the Saran wrapping Yeah, yeah, so I'm gonna be you're gonna get all squished and pushed together and And then they're gonna put fingers inside you god. I hope so I'm not sure how they'll do that with past the plastic Hold it you've never done that you've never been you just wait wait wait wait I let me make a sound to the look really Have done that yes, I've done okay, but what legs are squished yet.

There's enough flesh here to prevents Inertrations there's a situation you'll leave the flesh first situation situation situation. Yes, that's true So that's cool and there's gonna be all kinds of other demos and tasters It's a great event to come to if you don't know that much about the community and what BSM is and you can come in and have a little Taste and we also have an absolutely fucking amazing raffle Baskets are great, but we're also raffling off a donation from creative explorer and I think it's a nine hundred dollar pet crate from stockroom Huge and we're raffling that off. So that's gonna be for you. Oh, it's gonna be great.

I'm gonna put some tickets for that Yes, right and yeah, it's gonna be great time Carrie. Hmm now that you're here. I'm here You did some some I have come did you do that? I have come and your puddle did you um, did you like an empowerment thing or something?

Yes over this last weekend I went to a women's empowerment event where I'd been a guest for a few times and then this time I had to go through the interview process and be vetted as a server. Oh, so that was a really interesting process So what did you serve? The tea. Oh the tea and the food and the feed and you served feet like big speed and speed that would be so awesome This is the whole show right now So now we can just Good on the mic.

I gotta give it to you. That was more stoma next up Okay, so he's making your microphone Just sit here all night For your peace of mind, please know that the author of every post we talked about has been specifically Hey, they told us that we could do it and it's okay Oh This is a weird show, you know what it is you took that partition away and you changed the love lab and everything is almost up now Yeah, that's why it has set the thing just be the normal We have a post from shop girl one Oh, I called on a second here Let me just say that both of these posts were recommended from one by one of our listeners king If it were not for him, I would have no votes because I'm not So you're saying our listeners are now getting more involved in sending Mark sends me stuff all the time I have all the stuff that she sent me on deck It's ready to go But really if you guys are if you're reading shit, and I know that you are because it is kinky and popular after all You're reading all these posts and you run across something that you think we might want to discuss just go into the comments I put at Kathy and I will get a notice and that's all you have to do. You don't have to say link. Yes How does that work it like send me an email that says somebody mentioned you in a comment And then I click the link and it takes me directly to the and all I see are these comments from Kim That just says at Kathy at Kathy everything he reads and now I've got a post that I can pull an answer from it's amazing So easy isn't it not like copy and paste them?

I know Like Sentence by shop girl one is called outing the outer she says Being outed is something many of us fear the potential repercussions could be devastating for me and my family I had the opportunity to out the outer to do what he had done to me I still have the necessary information he has been outed now not to his parents his employer or his vanilla friends But to his scene peers they know he outs people who piss him off I will not ever do the thing he did to me I will not ever out a person to the general population, but your scene peers deserve to know when they are in the company of an outer Complicated I'm totally I am totally in favor of this Under a few stipulations. I think people who are known rapists Assaulters People that will out you Absolutely that the family needs to know that this is the type of person that does this especially when it's someone Wait, when you say the family, I mean your king I mean the king family. Thank you for clearing Because that's shitty There are people who get pissed off and then they go and they start a tirade And they don't give a fuck if they ruin your life They want to ruin your life because they're pissed off and those are shitty people and I'm experiencing that right now but the So I will say if you're going to do something like this if you're going to take this information And make the public known because this person actually in this case I think she had said she had the proof this person actually went to her family So there are witnesses that say this is this is the person that did this if you're going to do something like this have your facts Don't do it because of here Say don't do it because of something you heard from somebody and then now all of a sudden you're gonna be the savior and fucking out someone because It can go both ways pissy people can tell you information and then all of a sudden You're now deciding to be the hero of the community And now you out somebody and maybe you have just outed somebody where you don't know the situation and it wasn't the infraction that you think it was And this does happen. So I my point of view is I agree with it in this case I don't know this case, but it sounds like this person this person had evidence This is this person did this then I would say by all means what do you think?

Well, I actually did some research online Thank you Google for about defamation of character Lyle and slander and Basically the truth is a defense in most cases except for when somebody tells the truth about somebody else to people who didn't need to know Okay, and other things. I'm not a lawyer. I'm other things, but I'm not a lawyer. So but it makes sense to be able to Thank you for the correction Mr.

Spooky Anyways to be able to Share with people that you know might be at risk directly from the offender But not necessarily to blast it on all of that life kinky and popular style Right because somebody in Kentucky doesn't need to know about the person in North Hollywood Right being a total douche and that would actually violate the threat the fat life terms of you So but there's this I totally agree if I if I am in company or in a member of a club with somebody else who likes to out people I want to fucking know sure so I don't think there's anything wrong with that But I do agree with you better damn well know that what you're saying is 100% accurate and you have proof of it because in in this Society is hiding behind a website hiding behind your computer Causes nothing but trouble because if you can't imagine yourself standing in front of the person you're about to accuse if you can't imagine yourself doing that then don't say it online don't say it in in a Public form whether it's online or or not unless you have all your facts right unless you know for sure this person had it Done specifically to her and she knows her outer sure and I am 100% behind her because that would piss me off And I would be even more pissed off if I knew that for the last year I had been befriending someone and confiding in the whole time Yeah, they're a powder keg waiting, you know, and we there are people like that that is a really apparently That's a really popular thing to do is to be petty and when someone pisses you off you just send someone guys do it There's no gender specific this this happens when this but hurt for some reason to some people equates to I must ruin your life And that's that's shitty. That's actually just a shitty person But it's once again when you talk about that information and not just the information Hey, this this happened in this information was given But what was the subtext of that was this malicious that somebody was pissed off and took revenge and did it maliciously? Or was it a chance adding where someone just because I we've had that where it wasn't intentional and somebody gave someone some information They're like oh shit I gave some information should that person now be outed as as an outer or somebody who just fucked up and and didn't do something maliciously but past information right yeah, and you have to use your gentleman on the specific incident with the specific person because if somebody just Fucked up and they apologize for it and they've learned their lesson then you don't need to warn everybody that they've fucked it up They're gonna fuck it up again But if you know that somebody has let's say a genuine short-term memory problem and they can't contain information Yeah, you don't give them information don't let them know who your friends and family is there's gonna be us You know you have you have to be careful who you share your personal information with it as well It's not necessarily fair that we have to lock our cars so that people don't steal our shit But people still I should if we don't lock our cars and even if we do so and is and and to be honest There is a certain amount when you do this outing the outer or outing the person that harmed you There is a certain sense of revenge that's in that and you have to be careful of that as well too Because that can cloud your judgment and the amount of time that you spend getting that evidence So that's why when we say make sure you have your facts straight in the time it takes you to gather those facts to present and know that you're accurate It also gives you some time to calm down yourself and find out is this really a malicious act where people actually need to be warned And I'm doing people with service to let them know that this is that person or am I just doing it because I want my revenge right? Which I'm a vengeful piece of shit so I got all the time now, but you it's true It's important to interrupt my scenes in a dream in dream kitchen in a kitchen where you're not supposed to be playing in your dream kitchen Have you watched a TV come on TV with the Jesus Christ we should we have an ass anger what's going on in the shower dream hunger?

Dream hunger with your flickering light. Yeah, anything going on in the chat room. Yes, there is and What would that be? Because everything is you talking yeah, exactly why even asking dream hunger question when it's just him we're talking about consensual non consent We are all so old Don't know but I like it next to Steve right there.

So you're talking about consensual non consent primarily kidnaps What's going on in there you sound like Xanax hunger now pretty much like percocet hunger Smell like peaches no smell it harder That's good. We'll tell everyone we said Like 18 eyes all right. What's our next topic? Okay?

This move farther into delirium this one is called more than play why connection matters is written by Jess on the rocks And I recommend it to me by king. Thank you. Okay. Thank you Jess writes pain and orgasms are great But when it's over and I don't know much more about you than anyone else in the community does and you don't know me or really care beyond what we just did Well, then it doesn't really matter.

There is no meaning you were the implement and I was the object and for someone like me That is the emptiest feeling in the world. It's ugly and lonely and it makes me feel cheap and dirty And dear monogamy Okay, so I think that people Falling to one of these two camps either you just like the pick up play and you want to get in there Or if you've got to bond with the person it has to mean something to you I think your categories are narrow-minded as your kitchen interruptions. Um go ahead go ahead and say you're No, you're not to be good perfect because I have the correct answer. I'm really you know You know the fucking paper Charles Catherine Mighty what hunger I Didn't turn the light on I'm just I'm just thinking I can fall into either of Kathy's Santa Cory see this is what I'm saying It's a lot of people who and how a lot of these people post Some people have a connection with a play with regularly and others one time and I go okay, we can play again, maybe Yeah, sometimes sometimes it becomes a teaching experience.

Yes, and and we'll play more to for them to learn. Yes I'm totally on that I see we see a lot of these posts and they fall into the demisexual woman arguments I need a strong connection post and they're wonderful and that is wonderful to have people that that's what they're into because Why would I tell people not to be into what they're into but the idea that that you say that there are you know people either Or this way or that way I think I'm much more along with Unger that I have way different like there are times like with mark I have this connection and then with some people I have a different type of connection with some people like Unger said It's like a teaching experience like there are all these and then there's the when there's two of us that are really close and there's one Pet or there's three of us and everyone's gonna you know there's all of these different combinations They're all they all inspire different types of things and and sometimes it the whole demisexual thing Yes, I am demisexual. I'm just not monogamously demisexual. Well, I think what I meant was that I don't consider that kind of I consider that Like you said more of an education thing.

I'm doing it as service to you want to know what this feels like We want to see if there's a connection it turns out. It's not it was nice But there was really no connection there and then I move on Her post it was a very long and eloquent post in which she says this I am feel like I'm unusual I wish I weren't like this because it would be fun to play More casually and with a lot more partners and that she feels almost a little bit odd because she's got to have that connection with people I hear a lot. I hear this a lot. Yes.

Yeah, absolutely because but I think that when I use the word bond with somebody I think people hear something completely different than what I mean And I don't have to know everything about you know to bond with you in order to feel some connection like Kerry And I are talking about possibly playing with fingers with pause. Yes. Good. Well, I don't want an amputation.

Thank you I will not be amputating, okay, okay But I don't judge fingers will be going somewhere because we talked about how we can play very sexually and so we we start talking And I know Kerry she's she's a she's been here for a long time And I don't know her that well, but I think she's a great person and I like her energy and I watch her playing She has this amazing authenticity that most people do not have What would you say what that's that's my thing I can have instant passionate intimacy connected with you as long as I feel Honesty and that can happen literally in 40 seconds and but that's exactly what I mean the word bond seems to have these connotations of long-term Relationship and getting to know and it doesn't really have to be that way I can have some right now. I feel like a light. We're gonna say number three kind of a level bond here with Kerry Nick could go deeper if I get to know I don't know what to do with her she got all sided with the three she's all like what does that mean? You're all Pretty cool Well, I'm completely a failure Not even not even average Wow, you know how to turn ladies Kathy look at you go fucking who's got the game We're just working the pussy aren't you Kathy?

Carry your three on my tree three, you know, you're just a level above sure enough to fucking Happy I'm surprised. She's not just kneeling at your feet right now You are so lucky she's patient Oh, did I miss that this is like a humiliation thing? No, oh, that would be totally different than fucking badass Kathy You just put that bitch in her place three should have told her it was a two Dominance okay good. I'm watching this So that was good.

Thank you so much to Jess on the rocks and shock girl one and king for bringing me some my attention Thank you so much. Thank you. We're supposed to do something now. No, let's not do that.

Let's some You want to hit notice? Yes, I want to hear about hypnosis and there was something else So that you said it wasn't just it knows it was wait. Hang on. Hang on The joiners and Beninuses things we find interesting this is the random topic we are gonna talk about now.

I have one Yes, that's host topic. Okay, so you were talking about mind altering and mind fuckery It wasn't just hypnosis right altered states and how that relates to what we do what it is that we do which is we altered states I mean, I don't mean move although that was a great movie in the 80s by the way altered states William hurt You know, I'm a certified hypnotherapist and so I come at it from the clinical side of things not the erotic side of things and I'm learning about the erotic side of things that it Came up to me as a subject because of the recent activity with Fetlife and the subjects on topics and groups being removed and hypnosis is on the list because it's supposedly not really consensual which is insane what's that smell that's bullshit. Yeah, that's what that smell is because Everything that we do can be consensual or not consensual or consensual non-consensual, right? Negotiate it's still consensual sure.

I mean a person can be in a vanilla relationship married with kids being abuser and Like that's totes kosher. No But people aren't plug credit cards from abusers They're pulling credit cards for people who do this for fun because they want to they like to they know what they're getting into and they're not going Across those lines, you know, and then there are accusations against professional Hypnotist, they're a best that they're violating people's consent and yeah, there are always some douchebags There are professional athletes who hurt each other who hurt other people who aren't as big or as strong or as tough You know, it doesn't matter what the profession is there always gonna be some abusers and the vast majority or not And so I don't to me it's a concern because my profession is in the it's on the shooting range So does me, you know, it's not the direct target at this time But we're still gonna get the some side-traffinal and you're a kink friendly hypnotherapists. I'm very kink friendly now. I'm curious Did you get into this because you've been in the community for a long time So were you led into it because of what you learned in kink and BDSM and how We do deal in altered states of mind or was it the other way around neither?

I went into hypnotherapy because I was seeking a meaningful and purposeful Career path and it came to my attention. I was like, oh my god. This could totally work and I started taking classes in class I was like, oh my god. I've been doing it I just been using flodders until those and getting into that subspace Getting that top space changing changing the way I perceive the world for a short period of time and then leveraging that and that energy to Become to transform the way I perceive myself in the world And that's exactly like in a therapist for is changing the way a person perceives the world around them and themselves in it Being able to make changes for the better for themselves And has it what you've learned professionally has it how has it altered the way you play if at all?

It's altered the way I play because now I'm more acutely aware of what an altered state looks like when it's coming on when it's happening And so when somebody like let's say I'm topping somebody and they go into an altered state of subspace I can tell by the look on them I can tell by the their body language better now than I could Before I took those classes Because in kink we don't really say look for this You know pay attention for this to happen to the eyes and look for this and the breathing and look for that we don't do that Which we might want to do class again sometimes That's right. You've had a colesia recently didn't you? I taught a summer and I'm on the schedule for July So that's gonna be fine cool. Well that is very interesting because It's an aspect of BDSM that I thought if I would like if I could know it more about anything It would be about altered states it would be because it would I would understand subspace more I would understand top space more There's just so much of it.

I don't understand but I myself find that in a lot of BDSM play I'm of two minds and of on things. It's almost like there's two people in my head the one that really loves it the one that really hates it You want to one's paper towels? I understand exactly right you get me you get me care. Yes, right?

And and I play with creative explorer who does this pet play where he goes into an altered state And it's not role-playing or a pet play anymore It's his this weird primal state where he disappears and he just becomes this animal right and I can't understand that and I've but I find it fascinating I would I would love to understand better states of mind and how the mind works how it can almost fracture like that and Almost like that cognitive dissonance We talked about last time how there can be so many different parts of you inside of the mind is a fascinating thing and BDSM and cake Especially that stuff is gonna it's gonna come out So I have an understanding a better understanding a clinical understanding of what's going on would I envy you because that seems like it would really Alter improve your play. Yeah, opposed to the magical thinking like I used to have before I got into the BDSM I was like we all understand hypnosis someone just needed to put it in some sentences that you're like Oh that you know the all the idea of calling it an altered state whereas before we always saw the the scams and the you know Everyone's gonna collect like a chicken and you know and and those types of things which were predominantly just bullshit and actors and stuff like that And so I used to have a very negative judgmental view about hypnosis even though With drugs with meditation with all sorts of other ways sports things people enter altered states reading books watching movies where you actually literally Your brain does something different than it was normally does it starts perceiving reality differently and so a lot of those things My view of what hypnosis was has very much changed since I became part of the BDSM lifestyle to start understanding right that You know there's a physiology that's going on. There's a neurobiological aspect. That was a way big word But you think we're that hurt me that was like brain shit like there's actually well I love to be because as a you know as a critical thinking atheist, you know science minded person, you know the The religious magical aspect of hypnosis always really pissed me off So it's been really fascinating my journey into getting closer like I'm like oh well Where do I go to become you know?

I want to go deeper into this because when you present it as this is your mind doing something when an animal is being eaten by another Animal it goes into an altered state of shock to not feel pain and completely changes how its brain functions So that it can just die and not have pain I mean this is something that is part of nature and not just a bunch of hocus pocus So I just I'm glad that you talked about this and I'm glad I got to give my hypnosis admission That I wasn't expecting because I didn't know you were talking about hypnosis, but thank you your confession is is welcome You know what I we should talk about really quickly a while back. Oh, yeah sticks is here in the audience and a while back He wrote to us at on us some fucking advice segment and he asked what should he put in a first aid kit that was specifically meant to go Into the dungeon, right and he's here. Thank you so much for being here Thanks, and he brought it with him so that we could see his first and would you look at the size of this bag of fucking Chocolate here. Let me say I make that smaller.

I don't know so good I think that's the most important part of this I just want to put it against my pre-diabetic fucking liver Just I just want to rub this bag of fucking chocolate just I swear to God. It's not going on my penis I'm just I just want to absorb I just want to absorb this chocolate. I am so triggered right now. Why would you?

Paper towels come on It's just beautiful gorgeous. It's got twinks and all just love He pretty much everything that actual first aid What are you doing? All right, so he's got a knife with the color oil blade thing bruise remedy, okay? He's got some of that what else it's got that looks like alla vera.

I can't see hand sanitizer You just like yeah hand sanitizer lots of hand sanitizer best would be proud gloves gloves. Thank you. I don't even know what is this? What is this?

Oh soft glucose tablets that I remember somebody mentioned what is it? Prophenol propanol what I can't read that propanol Prophenol wait, isn't it the Michael Jackson thing? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I couldn't read it.

I guess that's good to have in there, too And he's got everything he's supposed to have except the flashlight emergency shears. I think you did really good I'm just gonna keep the chocolate because I think I should investigate that Jesus Christ good job. We helped we helped build the perverted podcast help build the perfect dungeon first aid kit We should be proud of ourselves. There's always a king You don't know about yet, so let's learn one now on fetish roulette Here we go fetish roulette is back I'm gonna do the segments now I can't believe somebody picked it was not me.

He's a fucking Christ. No, I find you asked for it Do balls and a vice make you say nice Do you think it rocks when she stops on your cock? Is your lifelong goal to savagely stretch your people if you said yes to one or more of these you may be into say it cock and ball torture CBT CBT is the manipulation stretching squishing hitting cutting smacking slicing burning freezing licking punching chastity devising and or of the fucking above to a penis and or testicles Some get off on the humiliation of pain and some get off on the surrender of letting someone else take control of the most sensitive part of the male anatomy activities of torture can be light or even just the denial of sensation altogether Though there are some who love their testicles sliced open and pulled out and played with then sewn back in the negatives of This kink is when a man hates his penis and uses CBT as a form of self abuse Some men have obsessive fantasies of letting another cut off their penises altogether the wide range of CBT and the most disturbing Fact about CBT that I will share with you the perverted podcast audience is that I did no fucking research whatsoever But in the eight years of being here in the lifestyle. I know more about fucking CBT than I ever fucking wanted to Good let's talk about CBT shall we?

You need to let go all you're doing is talking about it. Just it's not that big a deal I'm just giving you the intro. Yeah, not everybody likes it's a lysing open of why I started with that I said there's a range which the name is it can be misleading because well of course It's titillating and you got to use something extreme in the title cock and ball torture But torture to one person is something completely different to the next person So I I have seen and if you talk to my Michelle You will hear horror stories about the kind of stuff that she does because the guys like it But not all cock and ball torture is slicing open balls or what? Right or we just nailing it to a board exactly which Yes, I'm gonna tip it off and then let in the blood spread all of your face like a beef jerky If jerky does not do that usually if you don't dehydrate it long enough it will believe what no Anyway, why do they want something to say would you turn on his mic?

I'm good. Is it jerky at that point if you haven't figured it out. I guess if you pull it hard enough Ah Hey jerky I jerking off the blood tip. I don't know if you're gonna show it wrong I mean we're talking about CBT not crazy shit like that.

So isn't petting you do CBT don't you? So do sometimes yeah, you do the extreme stuff? No, cuz I think I think the dom should probably stay conscious throughout the process And you would not if they're well, that's right. That's right because you pass out at blood sometimes So well, there's no you can do hardcore stuff without you know, that's true bleeding a punch them right in his fucking nuts Oh, yeah, that's fun, but let me just say that you if you're gonna do any luck She's describing right now punching her kick in the balls.

You better know what you're doing You better know your anatomy you better know what's going on down there because you could seriously hurt some guy if you're not doing it right? So I there's a right way to punch someone in the nuts. This is correct. Don't you punch girls in the pussy?

I don't punch them in the pussy. It is pulsing or pounding or whatever So there's a right way to do and there's a right way to punch a guy in the nuts or kick him in the nuts And I tend to class here at threshold and learn more than I ever want to about how to kick a guy in the nuts and how not to kick a guy I know I do not like that kind of extreme play because I don't want that kind of responsibility If something goes bad that will scar me for the rest of my life if I ruin some guys and that's where we'll really Talk in the wrong That hurts Boner snaps who's had them anyone out of boner snap here any guy boner snap? I'm gonna not it said I'm not a just head man. I want to be responsible for that shit I like taking people to the edge and for a lot of men for most men that I've played with taking it at the end It does not take that much sometimes It's just the lightest like that is CBT to that guy sure like a helicopter I don't like a helicopter a lot wait You wrap it I was gonna say you but one takes a long string something like a shoelace Okay, and gently swirls it around clock okay, and then as you pull the string away the cock flippity flippity flippity flippity Like a propeller.

Yes. Does that actually work? Yeah, and it's quite an it's quite an I will try that on myself and report Keep it to yourself Reminds me those things you got at the circus where it at the light in the middle and you pull the two strings and it spun the light Kind of like that Oh Well, you know when I'm jerking off dudes and you know I like to give him a little a little knife in there I was talking about you, but I would be the meanest the meanest motherfucking I don't like dudes so if I was ever Sittistic it would be it would be bad. Yeah, it would not be good.

No As far as like what I enjoy I mean I like if you grab the skin of my nut sack And not the testes, but just you know like you know like a you know a building a pressure not a yank But just you build that pressure. That's good. I like that pressure You can pretty much I haven't had a girl yet that could squeeze my wiener hard enough for it to really hurt because it's when you Yank and stuff like that. It's fine But when you actually grab the shaft and you squeeze with your grip they can actually take quite a lot So yeah, I just I kind of like that.

Yeah, yeah, I kind of like that But as far as like it's like jamming shit in my pee hole I'm pretty much wait to be unconscious in a hospital for something like that be like a penny whistle Why the word the term came so misleading because some men actually like the sensation and people watching it would say That's some CBT not CBT at all to them. That's not torture. It's something they really like yeah So but I'm going to reiterate again Please know what the hell you're doing if you're gonna do stuff like that I bring up my Michelle a lot and there are a lot of other women I've seen at the domination party we have here who do some fairly extreme stuff and For as far as I know everyone that I have watched is very well educated in what they're doing They know that they know that part of a man's anatomy very well. They know to what lengths they can go They know where they need to stop I think we're done with this topic I was gonna add one more thing to the CBT conversation, you know cuz we talked I mean the you know all the extreme jokes about people who There are a number of men out there that do hate their junk and whether it's they feel frustrated in their body They want to secretly be a woman or whatever they haven't resolved that if you have somebody that's asking you to mutilate them Then it's very likely you have someone that needs some some psychological help Not wound them in a way that they can heal from but literally you know cuz I miss D has talked about that You know where guys are like I want you to cut off my balls or you know There's there's there's there are a number of men that do that So if you're going to venture into this type of play with someone you do need to understand your limits That just because someone says I want you to cut my balls open doesn't mean that that's probably the best thing for them very true Right, that's it.

That's not a fixed functionality. Can we get to smank in some female asked me? We have a winner carry carry carry it was like I want to do something and Well, and and so Kathy's like who am I spanking? She's told me man handling me as she gets past.

She's like get up here. Okay. You got a pull Yeah, that's right you pull down the pants, Nancy girl Kathy Carrie. Can you grab that microphone?

I'll your little demo Mike that one. All right. Can you hear there? It is just have her at least if you're gonna ever bend over Can you ever bend over under the mic?

There you go? That's it The tambourine right next to her so she's gonna play while I Horrible look at that ass So get in there Handing it up for the fucking camera Jesus fucking Christ Oh She's grabbing toys off the shelf for you to beat her with if you want to hand Kathy a something to hit you with you can do that The multi cane canes like seven or eight thousand Good Lovely Coming up yay stuff and stuff I got nothing I got no end whatsoever. It was just a nice that's Mac at the end I really enjoyed that. It was good.

Did you enjoy that? Okay? That was very nice. Well, we're gonna do it again next week So we'll see you guys next week

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