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I'm an old rocker. Your shoulders are old. They don't know how to kill them for you. In front of a frightened studio audience.
Hello, Private! I'm Kathy. I'm a mess. I really did hurt my lungs.
I think I pulled or broke a rib or something. There is no more rocking for you. What was that, Tanesha's Dave talking about Dio? No more rocking for you, Dio.
You are old. I didn't even know these references. Show 95, God damn it. First and foremost.
Hello. Inching up on 100. Inching up on 100, which we have now discovered what we are going to do for a 100th episode. We have a fucking machine and we're going to get Kathy drunk.
That's pretty much what we're going to do for the 100th episode. What about a bist? I'm just going to be taking a lot of Xanax. This will be on Xanax.
You'll be on Yohimbi and I'll be on alcohol. I will not be on Yohimbi, God damn it. You'll be on the end. I'll be on the end.
You'll be on the end. Well, you'll be popping your own ass out. And Mark's going to be practicing her compressions. That'll be good.
Now, it should be pretty fun. I do want to say hello though. I can see our numbers are jumping and people are coming in. So first off, hello to all our PP zombies and Apocalypse Masters and Zits.
Zombies and training. I love Zits. It trusts me. It motivates people because you're a Zit if it's 20 to 50.
Once you get 50 episodes, you have listened to 50 pervert of podcast episodes. You are a zombie and then if you've listened to all of them, you're a PP zombie Apocalypse Master. Or at a Lazarus would say PP Zam. A PP Zam.
So I just wanted to say hi to all our new listeners and all our zombies out there. We love you and we're ready to rock and roll. I put it on the board because it's a need. We do the show and there's things we need and sometimes we have to promote when we actually need something at the podcast.
So it's important because we're not really in bay. We need to kind of keep equipment. Equipment, yes, sometimes. Or in this case, Kathy is in desperate need of a pussy slave.
According to you. No, no, no. I see the look of longing in your eye. It's a little bit of longing.
And basically we just need to get a perverted podcast pussy slave. Now then. You mentioned it and my eye just went what? We can have those?
Yes. Why not? A pussy slave is somebody that basically maintains and takes care of Kathy's vagina. Why?
You know, claims it, kisses it, goes down on it. Show us the new low if we're asking for that. No, no, no, no, no. We have arrived.
So what people have to go on Patreon and? No, no, just. It's not a hate position, god damn it. Just show up there and be Kathy's pussy slave.
I just thought it was. Yes. It's like the pool boy. Very much.
I'm not going to say it's a month. I'm not going to say it's a month. I'm not going to say it's a month. I am getting dick about once a week.
So once a month, little, you know. Hey there. I'm going to live with the situation. You know, I'm going to live with my weekly situation.
My weekly does sound good. I'm going to live with the fucking session. If you're going to aim for something like once a month. What the fuck is that?
And. Well, we want to just shoot low. We just want to stick with our low for Kathy. We're trying to get a yes here.
What? I just, I just trying to be a realist. Wow! How about you?
We got the ass hat. What? You're the one who's like, I walk in and I'm gonna bang heavy bench in this fucking room. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh no, you? I'm sure you have an ass personality, but I want the fucking bitch with the perky tits over there. So I'm gonna go chat her up. And look how well it works for me all the time.
Ask. Ask. And I'm high, because you can always. Thank you, Abyss, so fuck off.
Wow. I've never heard of podcasted, you know? Why? God, fuck us.
Jesus. I just, so what did Lazarus do? Lazarus can't save you motherfucker. Lazarus can bring me back from the dead.
Lazarus. listeners who sends us these long fucking emails, but he's really great. It's hysterical because he sends us, I guess he got bored and he sent us an email with like three MP3 files on there where he, I guess he just got bored. So he started making up new lyrics to these songs.
Yeah. And without, he starts recording them and I'm like, what the fuck am I listening to? There's like no background music. There's no instrument.
And he's singing things like, uh, we don't need no sex education or something. Just random. Oh no. Needs.
It was horrible. And if you match it up to the wall, it actually doesn't fit at all. I do not stop listening to these. He's so fucking with this.
He's got him on your iPod now. I do. But he's a great guy and he's, uh, he's just so funny in that he wants to be here so badly for our 100th episode and he lives two hours away. But God damn it, he's going to make it and he's going to show up with the fucking buttons that I asked him to make.
He's bringing buttons. We like buttons. God damn it. So Boogie, you're a pretty, pretty princess.
What? Yes you are. Pretty, pretty princess. I'm a pretty princess.
Why am I a pretty princess? I'm a sparkly motherfucker. Nails. Oh, there's only three left.
Did you pick him off? Of course. Well, those are, those were indelible ink. So don't give, don't give little markers.
If you do, don't give them permanent markers because the word permanent means. Yeah. So that would spawn rule number eight. Yeah.
Well, no, that's for Mark. We did not understand that there are certain obsessive compulsive behaviors that occur. And apparently if you put nail polish on Mark, who's not a very, she doesn't wear makeup. She's not, she doesn't do makeup or a lot of her nails a lot.
And now we know why because when you, it's like, you ever fucking see like you try to put a fucking, you know, thunder blanket on a cat. Oh, the thunder shirts. You're trying to put a thunder shirt on a cat or just hold down a cat that didn't want to be hold down. And it like scratches your eyes out kind of thing.
Yeah, put nail polish on Mark and, and, and she will then obsessively like a crack head, just start picking it off and you're like, you spent an hour putting this on. She's like, I know it's not even like I'm gonna. Just literally, and we're like, put it down. Just put it down.
She just looks at you with that like scared, but I'll eat your throat. Look. And you got to let her have it. So we have a new rule that there's no nail polish allowed before rehearsal because literally the entire music rehearsal was just stumped by her sitting.
I can't stop it. Don't fall off. It has all of it. I didn't you just have nail polish remover.
Yeah. We didn't. And it wasn't really about the nail polish remover. It was about the picking.
You know, you really, you really, you really, you really, you really, you literally got to like a meth addict. You literally got to stop the whole situation by going to like the 99 store and taking like 30 seconds. You love going to, by the way. So I just, or we just make a rule.
No nail polish. We're right. We're on the right. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I do look pretty. And your penis is a diglet. My penis is not a diglet. Because I read that.
I read that your penis is a diglet. Did Mark put that down there? Wait, you're a diglet. You're a jesus Christ.
It gets worse. Oh, okay. Not only do they write on your body. Oh no.
There's a character and fucking Pokemon Go that looks like a little turd and it's called a diglet and it grows out of the ground. It's like a little thing and they're playing with my penis and they squint, you know how they roll the tip inside like a hiding a faucet. And all of a sudden they're like, it looks like a diglet. It's like a fucking diglet.
The character looks like a little turd. And so, so then the indelible ink marker just happened to come up and they made a face on my penis. Oh, did you take a picture? I don't know.
I don't think they took a picture of it. I don't know. I'm going to get through that though. It was horrible.
They turned my penis into a fucking Pokemon character. And then it got worse because we have a plastic Pokeball that looks like a Pokemon ball. Oh, they're trying to show that in there? So, and it comes in half.
You put candy in it and so they open it and Mark puts it around my dick. Yeah. And like, I got it. She shakes it a couple times.
And if you shake it three times you've now caught the diglet. And so she shakes it. And then apparently once again, crackhead starts getting aggressive. And then I really like catch it and like lifts my penis pulls out and she clamps it on the tip of my dick.
Nearly severing the tip of my dick and I go, ah, fuck! And I like reach till I shake her and I'm all about you. So now the diglet ran away. She did not catch the diglet.
She does not get the fucking candy sport and she cannot evolve my diglet now. So uh, see, it's always funny when your penis gets injured. It's always funny. Oh my God, I just remember it.
It hurt for like an hour. I accidentally bit down on creative. Oh, yeah. I accidentally bite someone's diglet.
Just I was talking and then I was like, oh my God. I got them bread for them. God, God, God, God, God, God. He makes me do that.
He asked me questions while he's digging my mouth. I know. That's kind of funny though. So I go to answer but I go to pull back but I didn't get the timing right.
I just bit down on right on the end of the day. I reached it between my teeth. Stop laughing. Why do you find it so funny?
It's just, what are you like? What are you like? Five? Jesus.
Stop, just breathe. I was laughing at horrified all of the same. It's like what the... Oh, that was a great moment.
What the... Jesus Christ. Why was... Why was...
It's so funny. It's not you. You guys are both crying. It's always funny when it gets injured.
Can we just move on now? No. What? No, we don't.
No, we don't. Yes. We had one of our listeners ask about the damn PP flags. Where were those fucking pictures?
Did you take them down? What? Planting the PP flag. No, just nobody sent any new ones.
Wait, you had them? Uh huh. Oh my God. I sent them and you said you were sending those to Kathy.
Oh, she's getting up. What? Okay, so somebody forgot. Sit down, Jesus Christ.
No, I literally sent them all to Mark. Okay, so Mark forgot. What? Fuck you!
I literally got a fucking one all the way to the continent of China. The continent of China. Fuck you guys. I literally went to Asia.
I don't think you just went to Asia to plant the people out. Just a pan. No, I literally went to... But you did it.
And now it's just going to be an extra surprise now that it's an extra-sick relationship. But there were others that had to listen to our email list and say where are they? I want an example so I know what they held to do and I started to get out of the house. They're on the FET life page.
They're down at the bottom in the older photos. But people haven't been playing it. We haven't been pushing it. If you're somewhere interesting outside, not inside, but outside.
It can be, but it's kind of lame because you're not really taking any risks or like, so if you're outside somewhere, hold up a perverted podcast sign or write it on a napkin or something and like, you know, plant the PP flag. You could just write it anywhere. You could. We did have listeners in the past, use their bodies and...
Well, that was pretty interesting because yeah, that was just a whole sex thing. Yeah, that was awesome. That was an indoorie. Okay, well, yeah, if you're going to take them naked, then sure.
So, write it on, write it on your body. Okay. That'd be awesome. Within delabally.
Can we now move on to FET life stuff? What? Chatroom? Hunger.
Hunger. Yeah. Hello, anger. Fran, how are you doing, anger?
It's a wonderful day, Brookie. I am so good. It's a fantastic day. A nice light breeze blowing.
I mean, it's like a light breeze. It's a light breeze of bullshit going in. Yeah, it's windier than shit outside. Anything going out in the chatroom?
We're talking about food. That's good. What kind of food, anger? Everything.
Like healthy people. People are all hungry all the sudden. Is it food to put inside of people or just? They're all suddenly hungry because someone started talking about donuts or something and everybody was talking about what they ate or what they want to eat.
Or we went from kidnapping snacks to and... Like cheesing crackers. Yes, exactly. Okay, we put Pokemon to kidnap snacks.
I'll rape you in a minute bitch. I need an Apple. I need an apple. You have to have something to give time.
We're talking about kidnapping to trip up to Northding. not like like you wave beef jerky in the car door you know they come and run doing like dirty underwear and like duct tape sure that's like a snack right that yeah what I like is the ladies about genital torture and suspect we share I can't get through around around the world talking about that life motherfucker are you looking at me now for your peace of mind please know that the author of every post we talk about it specifically granted us permission to do so yes can I say anything no you just were growling at me you got the hungries chocolate is your pussy slave pussy slave being nice right now pussy slave can look your pussy and just hand you some chocolate yeah oh do they have you chocolate to well that's a slight they do I mean I think this is right by weekly is the same okay so we have a post from Spanish red called learning how to be free in which he says I've always loved sex but I've all also seen it as something that required a degree of restraint because its power intimidated me it was BDSM that inspired me enough to let go absolutely through power exchange I discovered that those feelings I'd been restraining were potent enough to explode like a nuclear bomb and that's exactly what they did kink is close to my heart because it introduced me to intimacy for the first time ds is precious to me because it inspired me to finally let go of the restraint I've been trying so hard to hold on to all my life BDSM is in my blood which makes you my family family very don't grab a incense to us I know it's gonna hot so I'm like I'll be your family I'll be like bend over I'll be creepy uncle but not uncle creepy yeah no you'll be the creepy uncle but not the uncle creepy I want to see so how many times have we heard this it had it's definitely true for me that it BDSM and kink it's close to my heart because it is what finally allowed me to be free and it's like actually I mean sexually free sexually and just to be myself without those well of course you'll have to have restraints but there's I've lived my life under this veil of what I was supposed to be and it is not just about the kink it's the freedom and and the embrace that I get from this community I remember hearing Carlos talk about what it was like before threshold and you literally just had to put an ad out in the back of a magazine and hope that you're gonna meet some nice people in a back room that's not gonna happen it works yeah so kink alone is not really what I'm talking about but the community that comes with it and I've heard this many times we've talked about it on the show and it is absolutely true for me which is why I love this post because there is some there's something about that freedom that comes from that close knit community that allows you to be yourself and I can remember coming to threshold for the first time and it was virtually the same script for orientation that you're still doing right now and there came that time at the end where everybody had to say why they were there and which we don't do anymore unfortunately but it was really nice and when it came time for me to talk I didn't really know what to say so I just opened my mouth and just said what I felt I just want to be around people who I don't have to explain myself to and that's how I felt that day and it's how I felt ever since I've been a member of this club so I understand exactly what she's talking about it's not just about the kink it's about the freedom to be yourself I know that you questioned this post I didn't question anything about this post is the other post I understand no I mean you look back I was pretty sexually free before I got into lifestyle you know because I had my big you know deconversion a lot you know years before I I got into the actual community lifestyle I tried other religious thing yeah so once I got out of the religion you know all the other stuff that I did and then then there was my sexual liberation where once I deconverted from the religion I realized hey I'm free to be myself but it wasn't really it didn't evolve to a point where the connection with other people I learned how to be better in relationships once I got into BDSM because I had to learn I had to come into a community where I learned that a lot of the things that I thought I knew were wrong and so being around a lot of smart people I'm not saying I was around all idiots before but I was very isolated so the idea of coming into a group of different people professional people educated people a lot of educated people in this lifestyle a lot of very educated people in this lifestyle and and being exposed and that's just here I maybe in you know wherever you are there's a bunch of idiots but here there was just there I've just had an overwhelming amount of people that are a hundred times more educated than I am and it was great for me to not only hear about kink but hear about it from the point of view of people that actually had really thought about it had really taken their time and their years in the lifestyle and really thought through it in in ways that I didn't and that is kind of where I got to go to my next level of freedom with that I think I think here at least one of the things I took away from it was people's comfort level and sexually I pretty much that's actually where I'm comfortable I'm pretty I'm pretty well and tight and very straight laced and it's funny when you see me I'm actually in a lot of ways very conservative I have large tattoos but at work I never show them all of my tattoos are easily covered for the most part unless you know me I'm actually outwardly very conservative so the one place I actually let loose is sexually that's a one place I'm very comfortable and I've never really had like hang up there but when I got here it was really nice exploring sides I didn't have to always feel comfortable and I felt very comfortable as a top I've always felt very comfortable as a top like being a dominant I've always felt very comfortable in that role but being able to explore like bottom sides and stuff like that and having people and be able to look around and not feel like I was being judged or feel like you know like I ran around when I used to run around in like my dinosaur onesie like I didn't feel like people would look at me and judge me any differently from when I was running around in a dinosaur onesie and then literally the next day show up in spiky heels a corset and beating someone bloody there was no judgment of like seeing me as a little you know bottom running around super excited and happy to a you know badass dominant there was no there was no judgment they were fully accepted on both sides I kind of was like I haven't read this post before but the concept of a community is sort of one that I think you know I didn't grow up with the with the idea that you have to fit in I think my upbringing you know I was a you know kind of bounced around with family members not you know I wasn't in church I didn't grow up with religion my parents were both not religious I didn't really have that pressure to fit in and didn't really think that it mattered if people care if you fit in so there wasn't really this idea that I have to grow up and get married and do all these things so I almost feel like the the king stuff is less less part of it but but but you know when you find your community it's I do see a lot of people trying to do things to just stay fitting in with it and you know preaching to others what they should do and it turns into a bit of a religion too so I almost see people kind of conform within a non-conformist society and that's sort of something that always makes me wonder there are a lot of people that like what you're saying that a lot of people are really analytical and they think about it I like to I like to kind of find my niche within the community which is like the sex nerds you know if this is something you're really passionate about you really think about it because it's something that's really important to you you're not doing it because you want to stay part of the community or because you want to you know have some kind of presence being the best a kinky person it's just that you're doing it because you have fun and you're on other people that get you so finding that and you know being able to work out this thing like if like you're saying you're conservative this I think you know I do the same things I have a lot of things that I do judge and I look at and I go hey I think that's really what they're doing but I'm not gonna go tell someone you know you shouldn't do that or I personally wouldn't do that you know so there's room for that too it wouldn't be like we couldn't share a dungeon because you know because we have different views and you know the fact that you guys can talk about through a community is kind of a cool thing but sorry it's kind of rambling I love you guys I love you I like that paper doll is here today I like that she came down to you hey next topic yeah wow that was that big moment that was that big moment of the silence everyone says you're like I was here I was on paper doll and she got a sexy voice yeah I made her blush on on a post that you wrote right cute okay this next one is by Laura Anne 67 it's called ice breakers for a munch she says what do you talk about with people you absolutely don't know but with whom you share one thing in common the topic that you are least likely likely to lead with in a casual conversation don't get me wrong I love to talk about what floats my boat and gets me off but how do I know that the person next to me will enjoy that conversation so so to avoid potentially grossing them out perhaps I should ask them what gets them off but no that's pretty risky too so instead I sit there and politely listen to people talk and probably seem like a total press and a socially incompetent one to boot and the irony is that I go to munch is to meet people and share hopes and dreams and the things that make us different I wish I could lead with hi my name is Laura and I love to imagine that I'm a pretty little girl with a wide eye fascination with the world I want to learn about your world and the things that you find fantastic and beautiful probably a bit too strong of an opener no no actually lead with that I like that I just lead with that and go I would mind sitting next to someone having that conversation but I hear I always thought that what she brings up is actually true you go to a lunch because you're finally going to start meeting people who are not as conservative as everyone you've ever known and who are going to allow you to be your true self no matter what that is but then you get there and how exactly do you broach those subjects when you are in a munch setting which is not a dungeon and it's it's awkward you don't exactly know how to begin I feel I'm feeling you're not gonna probably gonna talk about the same situation probably because it's a munch is it's not meant to be like a pickup situation yeah it's not really a dungeon no it's not like it's not like it's it's not set up to be like hey what are your kings mucking sir this is that the other that's what a play parties for munch is our literally just a safe place to kind of start hanging out with kinky people in a non-kink situation and I think it's good that we're having this conversation because new people actually don't know I think that maybe why she asked these questions in a post because you don't understand that a munch is meant to be there for you to have and I'll say vanilla relations on a little discussions so you can get to know people it for others who are nervous about walking into the dungeon the first time this is like a way of easing in it's okay if you get into I mean I've gone to munch is before and then you end up you end up in a conversation but first off there's there's like munch appropriate conversations like you know you will do have other people around you're in a public setting there's families eating with their kids and stuff like that so there is some level of restraint that you're going to use so you can get into kinky conversations but you know do you like movies what kind of movies do you like you know when we're talking about like how do you start a conversation because I think it's this is hilarious this is this is where we get to talk about a BDSM myth and that or an ideal that we have that's actually bullshit there is this ideal in the BDSM community that you get to be exactly who you are and everyone's going to accept that and it's it's actually bullshit it's actually a crock of shit you get to be yourself but if yourself is an introvert and you're socially awkward no one's going to talk to you so you can't completely be yourself in that respect you actually do have to kind of step up and say hi also if you're like super weird and creepy that's gonna translate to being super weird and fucking creepy which you know yours did Hitler know he was a fucking psychopath I don't think super weird creepy people know that they are super creepy until people tell them not get by the way you're super weird creepy no most people yeah no the thing is he has embraced that and he makes it work you know most most super weird fucking creepy people know that they are super weird creepy because they have no friends oh yeah they don't know why they blame everybody else why don't these people talk to me you know it's you know it's and there are situations where you go to a munch and there's that one or two people who are really looking out for the new people and understand that people are awkward and they reach out and they say hi how are you doing I see your new and it's not the organizer most of the time it's the host but it's there's no guarantee to that so there is a kind of a thing where you are going to actually have to not be yourself introverted shy self and you're actually going to have to say hi my name is so-and-so who are you and then don't get it where it gets awkward is when you think that this is an odd one somebody says hi that that is an automatic freedom to go so what do you like inside of your pussy or ass it's not it's not it's a have a it's true because a lot of people you know what I need like people come and they just think that it once you say hi to them that that's the end now we can talk about all my kids and I will also say this because I had breached that I was you know starting to date again and this at the other and people are like oh well did you start with kinky as your first and I know I remember Fia had the same issue like I didn't breach that I was kinky with a lot of the people I started seeing right off the bat because the moment kink is entered into any other conversation the first thing that it the people thing is like oh that means you're ready to fuck right yeah it's like whoa whoa how much is like say hi let's start with hi you know I like walking dead I like watching TV black at her remember you remember black at her thing like hi I I was a great show I like Indian food you know you know there's a thing you know I like I like sitting next to someone and like having a conversation not necessarily putting things in my vagina you know I mean not now then there are some maybe that do go to a munch is the pick I'm not saying but it's not it's it's munch is normally created if you are going to a social what is it like a mixer you're going to a mixer if you're going to a single mixer or something like that those are set up to be a dating situation or a social situation like that but most much is traditionally are set up to be safe quote unquote safe places for like new people to the community to hang out in a non-kink situation to ease into the kink community paper now what you got totally not going to monopolize but I think with with much is that the key thing there is that the nice thing about standards is there's so many of them because there is no standard accepted thing about what's supposed to happen at a much I've been to a variety in the LA area and you know up and down the coast and you know some people say oh this is purely just to get to know people not for dating whatever just really get to know your community others set it up is kind of like we're gonna do a little bit of one-on-one talk here we're gonna kind of introduce topics and I'm like okay that's a little bit kinky in a vanilla environment sometimes they do the slosh approach where they do it at a bar so you're kind of already getting people it's a little bit also adult yeah a little more adult you think okay we're 21 and over but that doesn't mean the people around you want to hear about you know what what you want to do is pussy in my man who say I want the world my mussy but the why do they don't want just cringe like unilateral cring just like everyone never the term was he before but but I think the other part that I've really noticed I mean I'm you know I'm 38 going on 39 so like when I started dating in my teens or whatever either was no internet really but I think we've all become introverts because of the internet like we're used to hanging out and looking at stuff on computers so that interaction with people in mass can be hell intimidating especially when you're coming out at thinking you know eventually I'm hoping that there's some compatible people here for me to you know do some cool shit with and you know so you go in there with all these expectations hoping that's gonna happen and you're looking for chemistry and it's like a big let down every night and I'm gonna take it with 80s with the Morsie song or the Smiths you know you go and you stand on your own and you go home alone you cry and you want to die and you cry and you want to die Jesus thank you emo blast on the bed you know you knew it was a great song by the way yeah I mean it's like the top 40 Morsie songs but whatever it's the point is that people go in like thinking it's gonna be like yeah I'm gonna score and it's just as bad as like dating any other way like your chances are just a shitty and then if you I disagree that creepy people know they're creepy I actually think that most creepy people are not self-aware like I've done experiments at work where you know I've tried to film people when they're giving feedback to someone in a work environment and then they see themselves on camera like whoa is that how I appear and they don't see all those things that other people are picking up on I had a cool experiment I mean just not hell them we're filming them but it's for I like rules when I'm pretty sure do yeah but I'm she brings up a good point well a good point is the same well and that's where it comes down to connecting with a host of the much and say it's set up you know how is your money set up you know is this a is this a meat market or is this a meeting like I know I know like the one we have a couple out here that are set up more as a more of a meat and Greek kind of thing like social we have a very large one out here that is definitely that's how it's set up but for the for the most part like they sort of like advertised like traditionally they have been for yeah I hear most of the much as I've been to have been more social than anything and then there's gamer ones where like I'm like I don't know bring a deck of Uno cards or something you know and I'm hey Uno or play though I wouldn't bring play to do a restaurant but I know it works that's why we put it out at the dungeon you know any little things you know if you're really awkward but just start if you treat it kind of like an interview and and go from that way it's a little you're panicking no I mean you're interviewing other people in anyway so you have like a set of questions that you just know to ask so you don't have to come up with it like hi I'm envisioning like the the socially awkward person like holding up the paper where was the last time you ever played with somebody and and can you tell me your top three reasons that you enjoyed their play okay that's so that's a little bit bad that's more that's more negotiation no I mean like things that people like movies TV shows do you like any TV shows and if someone says yeah I like this show and if you don't know it ask them you know you ask them well can you tell me about the show if you can get people talking about what they're into that can lead you into conversations also looking for my flags I enjoy CSI Dexter and criminal minds okay well kind of card drive a van okay thanks for talking is it window I don't know well what kind of deck of cards here well where do you work I work at the corners office okay then this has been nice do you like play though yes Anthony hello so I actually found that the munch is and to a certain extent I mean I certainly said I definitely squat down I'm too tall for this the kitchen here threshold as well as the lobby of the most at most parties serve very much the same function at that large much that was referred to for me which was just I mean was we Kathy said a lot earlier about how Carlos talking about in the old days you were just running and and hoping that's a nice piece of a magazine it in my first three months coming to threshold I didn't play at all all I was doing was getting to know people and getting in conversations which were often about movies TV shows what do you into interesting things about history and when I left with every time I left the party was wow these people are really cool I get in some very interesting conversations which for me was wow I found my people it wasn't all we can talk about this kinky fuck that shit I see on the internet at home alone often it was not about that now it's now about that after three months you know but I mean it was it was much more these are the right people for me for reasons that were not at all about talking about the sexual stuff and I think that's one of the great things about much is but I think the key was not showing up expecting to start talking about that stuff and a lot of people do that because they have a clock and they're like okay I pay ten dollars to get in the door so obviously someone should suck my day you really aren't gonna you you have you not been in this community have you not seen these people I talked to them all the time on the internet it's just so threshold I pretty much pan and some others there's hot chicks for me to fuck right what and I'm like no you can know that's not how it works what well it's look Laura and 67 was she's new to the community and she's just asking this because and I think it's a great question because a lot of people don't know but there are grades to possibly you could consider a munch just dip it in your toe and getting know people socially then you can go to a class and then possibly a party and then you find your people your littles or your cross-dressers or the group within this community who likes the things that you like and then you can begin feeling that comfort level that freedom to begin discussing that your kids honestly look for it look for a munch that tailors to your kids if you have that available a lot of communities don't even have a munch well I'm just so you can see what you can find if you find one that tailors towards your kings go there and if not honestly start with the conversation you started with it's not too forward I thought it was cute yeah I like it thank you for that post yeah you get that look on your face look that beat Nick jazz look I realize that I put the same jingles in for this week that I put in last week so sorry anybody's gonna notice I think we're gonna get email they're gonna be like fucking motherfucker wow you unoriginal repetitive fucking crackhead motherfucker wow they're gonna do it I'm looking forward to it you are you masochist yeah all right this is from ace who wrote us on for a podcast at gmail.com hint hint if anybody wants to talk to us just ais drop us a line ace no that was a shameless plug ace was a name that I gave my dad when he found on my weed when I was a little kid when I was in like high school and I was gonna start selling weed and I had all this weed under the house and my dad found it and it was like a lot of weed and so I told him that this guy ace I was holding his weed and he was gonna kill me so every time I hear someone named ace I'm like that was the character and my dad got a shock I think I talked about on the show I got a shock on go bring fucking ace here I'll fucking kill him and I'm like okay so all my friends who wants to go be ace I had no volunteers and all the weed in the trash ever you know come clean to your dad and tell him I'm sure later well if you listen to the podcast now you know yeah yeah my dad's a big listener I know the eight thousand years old he's only a thousand years old stop it that's funny old motherfucker bad knees I can fuck about that all my listen I like this guy hasn't had time to get fucking used to me really like my dad's gonna be all offended like I believe you say some stuff like that I'm a pauled the motherfucker has known me my whole life you done he is purely ready for me to talk shit you done I bet you look forward to that every time every well I buy my entertainment you want the free lunch motherfucker you're gonna make some shit you want that bagel you ever apologize for all you gave me as a kid oh I eat your fucking panini I just realized what's wrong with the show God damn fucking sourdough no cheese panini because you don't like cheese you're fucking non-food addict what we forgot to what I'm not rubbing the embroidery it's not a thing now yes yeah all right so ace fucking awesome ace ace wrote us and said I just finished the latest episode and I heard in the chat room that creepy was making weird noises Jesus Christ I don't even know what that was about the clothes now scream that's what it was let's let us not repeat that she says and I was so eager to hear them and I was not let down those noises made my day and illustrated even more why I love the show so much I spent a better part of it why encourage this why are you hysterical why did I think it was a circle but you could be with traumatized because he had a look at it the signal just went here in my great she said I spent the better part of an hour hoping no one would ask me why I kept laughing I'm also really going to miss hearing abyss and think someone else should take over for her in shooting boogie with Nerf guns I'm just in love with fucking ace just fuck ace also I've always loved the kinky health segment and have learned a lot from them since a bit is leaving and I know there have been a few nurses of various fields that show up in the audience it would be really awesome to have that segment stick around and have guest host cover see you're missed she's got a replacement what should we have no choice you're leaving fuck off oh she's great replace her wow I'm gonna do it now shit cuz I got me I'm not even gone I got kinky health needs I need boogie to get fucking shot and I need health cover and I need creepy to make screams I guess I guess can we all we don't leave before you'll find my way no we're just gonna wait until that body gets hold the best segment next you need to go and find a success or I just bugged out all right whatever yeah I'm sure eventually you know we'll do some stuff ace for emailing I mean I'm gonna miss it started so sweetly and I'm like ouch yeah the corpse isn't even cold I'm in the ground she's okay what's going on aces actually regular nice did you tell did you tell him I'm like ouch started so sweetly but now but she's an optimist not yet wasn't sure if it was at ease or not so it probably is because she has email yeah she just said that's what I tell her he said hi sorry to fuck off ah why can't be so mean well for my pleasure we just need more people to shoot shit at you throughout the show that would make me happy I think it makes our listeners happy so shut up and that's right so just put a hot iron in my urethra and let's call it a day I didn't know that was an option I got an option I got a thing your diglet leave my damn diglet alone is that it's done yet sometimes love is less than nice you may need some fucking advice right now you don't give me a thing what I mean me what is the thing I asked you which one did you have those two is that what you were doing you were said we're not therapists I'm a therapist blah blah blah okay go listen to us but don't listen to us yeah like seriously guys we're he's not a therapist yeah do you know the other day we you and I but you were in the kitchen there was a party about to start but there was no one in the kitchen yet you and I were just going on like we normally do about I don't fuck I don't even know what we were talking about we're just going back and forth and then at some point we're like you suck no you suck and and there's somebody preparing food kind of walking around completely ignoring every oh no he was listening to every word no he was not you could not care less than you and I were talking and I hit me that this show is basically us sitting in the kitchen talking so it amazes me that anybody would want to tune in and listen to us when most of the people here at the show the nonbeliever I'm doing this out I don't know what you're talking about because our kitchen antics are a preparation for the glory that is present during perverted care is what we think I think good luck with all yeah because if he didn't care and he wasn't listening why was he commenting on it when he came back the third time I know he was he heard I think that was all he said he's one of those listener people oh my god one of those listener people I'm not gonna say anything I'm gonna listen I would have qualities not I didn't say anything it's a metal one fire I don't get your references it's only YouTube fucking lore you and you and Anthony have the weirdest strangest oddest who here hasn't heard fucking Charlie the unicorn nobody magical or blurt or this is I's across you guys I love you guys I have Jerry duty tomorrow come on what I'm talking about here boy come on just get it moving along okay so Zarathos what I don't know how to pronounce thank you he is one of our fans who wrote us on perverted podcast fit my profile if anybody wants to talk to us just drop a little bit of a voice get off the day to try to give people the right to listen I got the more they write us the more show we have no I just got really good for podcast don't know it's awesome by the way I have not had to read a kicking popular four weeks because our lovely adorable listeners who my love are sending up that's great and they do what I asked them to do which is so easy for them you read a post you like it you think I think Kathy might like to maybe talk about this scroll down to the comments and you just put at Kathy that's it you comment literally just I get an email going somebody mentioned you in a post I hit it and it takes me right to your comment so actually you could say at Kathy hey I think this would be good you know that's only gonna last a while until people started using that's what I thought but I haven't so yet okay good do it it's really cool all right so Zarathos says well he actually he emailed and you and he had quite an exchange you were emailing back and forth because you were trying to explain to him what a no limits negotiated scene is and I think this is great because people who are new to the community or even if you're not new to the community but you're you're new to exploring edge play you hear no limit scene and it's counterintuitive because we're all taught about safe words and everything it can be very confusing to hear that term no limits negotiated scene so he was asking you all kinds of questions and you had some really great answers for him so I figured we would just answer two of his things he was confused about the first one was he asked how do you stay safe when you have no limits and the answer is you don't oh god he's he does this every time he's gonna embark on this long I'm trying to yeah hang on let me on my digglets okay guys quick get the marker again little please no get the ball get that fucking pokeball thing I think I smashed it this is I mean this is literally five shows worth of talking about the no limits thing because there's so many people that are like no limits no limits there's so many people that fantasize about this no limits no limits thing I hear it all the time especially from new people talking about what is no limits and how should no limits be and and what are the rules of no limits and and I think we can I just want to make it as short as possible by saying no limits play is a role play yeah it's not really it is not it is not really no limits there is nothing legally in the safer sane ish and consensual BDSM world there is no such thing as truly no limits it is a role play where you negotiate you go into the headspace that there is no limits but the person is not allowed to cut off your arm or kill you it is there is there is some limit and the idea of no limits play for a lot of people that don't use safe words or whatever is they know each other they trust each other they have played enough together to where they don't have limits because the top knows what the limits are and they know what to they can push what they can't push and realistically they just don't have verbal ones or they know what they can they can or they you know that they have a legal sense that they're not going to permanently damage you or fun fact with limits or no limits discussed or not rape is still rape assault is assault murder is murder and it's it's still these are all the same thing this is a role play in the legal world there is no such thing as consenting to not having limits now then there are people who take this very serious and there are people that say absolutely this is no limits play and there are slaves that are out there that if the master said I want to kill you they are so wrapped up in that relationship that they would acquiesce to that we're talking about we're talking about the we're talking about at that point you're going into you're going into what are the issues so okay so it is a good question it's can be very confusing to somebody new to the community does not understand I thought it was supposed to negotiate I thought I was supposed to talk about limits and say for is what is this no you know usually that's in advance but and there are people that play extremely edgy and violent and blood and scars and brands and but hearing this don't fool yourself even people who play that extreme they know the limits there are limits there are some limits and so you do have the rights at any time no matter what as a person you don't there is nothing legally where you can give up your rights as a human being no matter what you negotiate no matter how much you tell the top that they can do whatever they want to you there is nothing legally you do not have the legal ability to do that at any time if it is too much and you need it to stop you can say this has to stop yeah because I'm sorry what do you say what do you say in orientation it the cops are look very unfavourable yeah they don't yeah yeah the jury's juries don't don't go at murder trials real well when the guy says or the girl killed someone that says you know they were into it yeah doesn't work doesn't work in court paper down yeah I'm just thinking of Florida man and Germany man like oh yeah I mean this is kind of the idea people do do that stuff it's not it's not something you would consider really king but people are gonna advertise for that like I want someone who will allow me to name them harm them kill them sure you'll find someone for everything it's kind of the what is it rule 34 of whatever I mean there's a few if it's possible it will be done on the internet you can find it there will be a supply for every demand and like I said the legality is really the question I think a lot of that stuff that is described when people talk about no limits and they want to be a badass about it it's fantasy I mean you're kind of trying to be kinky Superman or whatever and you know a god you know god like person I mean sort of the dominant mindset can be very godlike and so somebody to give you this ultimate power sure it sounds great but I don't think you can teach that and I think that few people that have tried to do that I mean there's you know in the wolf or whatever I mean the guy's a rapist or whatever but they had a huge following and and so these are things that I don't know if you want to think it's emulated emulatable or like I know that's the right word if you want to emulate that you know there's I would say you know the fantasy is very appealing one but the reality of practicing that or teaching that I think your average everyday dungeon you know volunteers are gonna give you any advice on how to do that no it's the same thing as right play or age play or whatever these are fan these are role plays that you do no one's gonna take your legal risk for you either they're not gonna absolve you but say well you know like I showed me how and so he's part of my crime no you're the fucking idiot who did it well I think it's also very important to remember on all of this that with BDSM and kink all of this we we say safer sainer and consensual and we don't say safe no nothing is safe and to be perfectly honest with edge play and no limits there is always a limit there is always a fucking limit and when there isn't it's no longer BDSM and play in kink I mean there's a reason why we have fire extinguishers here in every room why we have DMs monitoring the halls all the time why we have a club safe for it if we hear the word read everybody is gonna come running there's a reason why we have all these fucking rules so if you are entering into a relationship in which no limits is brought up as a possibility in a very real way meaning no limits you've gone beyond the the kink and the BDSM that we're all talking about you've entered into something that is you may want to take a look at it sounds odd a lot of things down in that fantasy in your head like I want to give up total control and I want someone but even I mean it depends on whether you're I mean there's there's things to look at at the bottom and there's things to look at on the top and on the bottom and obviously it's a great fantasy but you know you just wander into somebody's place what what oh breathing sorry so there's on the bottom and on top and but on the top and when I hear a lot of people and I've literally like got into matches with people and they are not here you know like some guys like yeah I mean I just like taking total control I don't care if she likes it or not and I go so you're a fucking rapist yeah and he's like no no no I wanted to be on it and I go it's like Louie C K making the joke about so you want to rape this chick on the off chance that she's into it and see how that works for you I go dude you don't belong here yeah and he's like no I'm not a rapist I go but you're talking like a rapist there has to be some point where you ask the idea like paper doll is talking about that fantasy of having total control over someone that is an exciting thing that they're gonna give up all that power you can do kind of whatever you want but if that becomes an obsession a you're not talking about a BDSM relationship you're not talking about an interaction you're talking about having someone be your your thing your which there is which there is absolutely lifestyle and to be perfectly honest if that is a negotiated and to use my general quote that's their dynamic you know there is there is slave and but at some point you do have to have some accountability and ask yourself if you're worth anything why why do I want every interaction that I have that this person has no control because that's if you watch I watch a lot of serial killer interviews and that's some the shit they say they want Jeffrey Donner wanted absolute control he didn't want he wanted zombies so at some point you got to say okay I want this I want this but now I'm obsessed about this it at what point does it become you know maybe maybe you got some shit look at maybe maybe maybe a little abuse that's unresolved or something played with a few too many uh bones of animals in the woods there okay well maybe so after you talked to him about all of this he had one final question after he understood everything that you were talking about he's he asked is calling a safe word harder because you've said no limits and you don't want to be a disappointment so you just power through yes yes and that is why so many people get fucked up in this lifestyle so many bottoms get fucked up because of that head trip that somehow they're not a good submissive or they're not a good bottom because they said they were gonna be really hardcore and all of a sudden they're in over their head so now they're muscling through stuff and they're just shutting up and taking it and then they get emotional damage because of it it is absolutely a head game that is played and depending on the person that you are playing with if you have a top that that you say we're gonna go into it because I've done this a lot of times we're going into some sort of edge playing so hey I was a say like hi you want to talk to the bottoms about that yeah hey mister yeah maybe maybe I was a like I'm saying from the top wing yeah okay go well not as a bottom who has done that like literally been like I'm gonna be a badass because I said I was gonna fucking do this and got fucking maimed before because of it not with you no like I'm not a mamer I'm a tamer I'm a tamer I'm a little bit of a mamer I'm a bit of a mamer I'm a bit of a mamer that's a stroke maybe smile okay that's my growl but no like like literally there has been times where you will just power through it because you're like I said I was gonna do this and then like you literally can get fucking just hurt real bad and it will scar you both physically and emotionally from you know not calling a safe word being unable to call a safe word and then hating yourself afterwards for not standing up for yourself yeah and even though when you and I played we didn't really actually I there inter and we go like now we go into a whole nother issue of but that was a relationship that was established and there was thousands of conversations to where no I find people I'm in relationships with we don't talk about safe words and and I mean we talk about limits in certain parts and they make me a whiteboard that reminds me of the ones that I break but but in general you do move away from that but that is the understanding that you know somebody you now know or at least you trust them to know that they know okay we can say no limits we can we can do that we can pretend that you this lettering a scene yeah yeah yeah but you're yeah you've gone too far but that's I think a whole different but a lot of people want to do that in new relationships bad idea and then they you know they love the fantasy and I had a song about that what about like it's seen so much better in your fantasy I'm sure you have songs you can't remember just like it's like the beluga whale I was like it's like a hotter in the it's hotter in your head or something I don't know probably eight thousand songs but if I did I'd hum a few bars yeah you did in other words hey guys it's it's generally hotter in your head but yeah it is but yeah it took it took me and creative explore a year of talking and playing and testing limits before we even got near any kind of edgy play and that and the only reason we're comfortable doing it is because we had had that much communication but granted we're hyper careful you know neither one of us wants it we're perfectly aware that scenes are gonna slip sideways that's not what I'm talking about but it takes for me at least and for a lot of people a great deal of trust and understanding about what the other person wants and needs and what you want to need before you even start trying any of that edgy stuff and I would absolutely and this may sound like a pompous asshole thing to say but especially in a new relationship I would absolutely work like especially like new play with a partner I would absolutely any of the even fantasy based no limit shit I would not start as a new play and now I will take a different approach and no I'll take the approach we're saying a lot of things and we're talking to a certain demographic of people who are like yeah I want to take care of myself ultimately you're gonna do whatever the fuck you want and if you have a fantasy and I've talked myself blue in the fucking face to people blue we had a we started a thing with somebody who we talked blue and this person was damaged and they had psychological issues and you said hey this this and this and they went to some dude's house that they had never met and the guy stood at the door and said you have no limits you what it when you walk across in this door you do whatever and he choked her out like literally multiple times to unconsciousness did all did all sorts of things and you know what you can take the risk it's your risk you're a fucking adult but we didn't play with her after that we're you know you can do what you want risk aware consensual king but you also got to trust that we've been you know we've been doing this a while we have our experiences and we know that there's a way that you can have all the hot intense spontaneity and still have a little bit of sexiness and and you have to trust that even though it doesn't seem like it's spontaneous and that you're gonna cheat yourself out of some high that you know the danger factor if you go a little bit beyond that you can find that danger factor but you can still not get as likely harmed yeah like not end up like assaulted or killed yeah because that happens killed as bad yeah killed as bad let's just end the show everybody say killed as bad killed as bad thank you killed is that fucking thing away from you get the poke ball away from you get away get it get it get it you could trap your diglet with it get it sound it made all my penis yeah it was the sound it made but it didn't get oh yeah it cloped it was horrible oh yeah now yeah take a picture of you holding the fucking poke that's cute smile everybody that was a dick thank you so much for the podcast and that is our show thank you threshold confining this perverted play count press record next to you if you are in the Los Angeles or surrounding areas visit threshold.org and find out 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Thank you to everybody who's in the love lab tonight to bunny market hunger to lovely paper doll to Anthony Captain fantasy and Sticks and Abyss Ryaga Missy. To Kathy and Boogie.
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