Shower Manifesto

Full house this week for what will go down as a TCB classic. Kush kicks us off explaining his 2 week absence, revealing his ongoing evolution to becoming a real estate mogul. Kush Trump then provides his pearls of wisdom when it comes to entering the real estate market. Sen then dobs himself and Migs in for prime pelican behaviour at a birthday party, which included Dreamworks characters, peer pressure, rising tension between Russia and Ukraine and an incident involving glass. “Stockholm Syndrome” is back so soon, with a twist this week. Rohit has discovered his roommate, Isaac, has been writing literal shower thoughts in their shared bathroom and has been documenting them for a while. Rohit gives the boys some quotes and they must figure out if this quote is from a well-respected philosopher or if it’s from some blokes named Aristotle, Plato and Socrates. “Unsolicited, Unqualified and Uncomfortable” is back this week with two listener submissions. Our first listener ponders what secrets can be kept from your partner after he failed to disclose a large purchase from his girlfriend. Our second submission is around the etiquette of ejecting rowdy guests from a wedding. Also this week: Lumbridge, Jack Frost, Marcel Marceau and Rolex’s. Segments this week: The Logue: Tired of reaching around each other (at least on the podcast), the boys have instead decided to reach around the week’s news stories, events and viral trends. Stockholm Syndrome: This segment has nothing to do with actual Stockholm Syndrome, instead this is a game where the boys try to distinguish between IKEA products and another unrelated category. Unsolicited, Unqualified and Uncomfortable: Having relationship issues or need some advice regarding your relationship? Well, who better to give advice than some very single blokes. ______________________________________________ SPONSORS 💸 WEMONEY: Download WeMoney here: https://wemoney.sng.link/D7n27/vh2q?_smtype=3 ______________________________________________ FULL PODCAST EPISODES 🔽 APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-critical-banter-podcast/id1453453320 🔽 SPOTIFY: https://sptfy.com/criticalbanter 🔽 WEBSITE: https://www.criticalbanter.com ______________________________________________ SOCIALS (@criticalbanter) 🐦 TWITTER: https://twitter.com/criticalbanter 📸 INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagr.am/criticalbanter 👍 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/criticalbanter 👪 FACEBOOK GROUP: https://www.facebook.com/groups/tcbappreciationsociety 📱 TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@criticalbanter 🎬 YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/c/criticalbanter ______________________________________________ FOLLOW THE BOYS: 📸 MIGUEL: http://www.instagr.am/miggybrahhh 📸 ROHIT: http://www.instagr.am/robro1 📸 SEN: http://www.instagr.am/sen.thav 📸 KUSH: http://www.instagr.am/kushyyk ______________________________________________ MUSIC by Loxbeats: https://soundcloud.com/loxbeats