Single in the Wild: Stoplight Parties, Dating App Detox & ADHD Crushes

Another Wednesday with your favorite ex — and I’m being too honest. 😅This week I tried to show up with content… and my ADHD said “absolutely not.”We’re talking:The stoplight party that was supposed to be single-friendly… except everyone was RED and I was in GREENlike an idiotWhy I’m 5 months off dating apps and refusing to return to the trenchesThe Pattern app dropping a karmic cycle notification that lined up with a very specific date (and yes, it freaked me out)A full Winter Olympics spiral: curling, the yelling, and why bobsled feels like a hobby you’d only discover if you lived in a snow globeThe Olympic village condom headline that sent me into questions I did NOT expect to haveHillary Duff tour tickets, resale greed, and my new idea for Ticketmaster: TRIVIA TO ENTER THE QUEUEPlus: Traitors ending predictions because I’m emotionally invested and I hate it here.If you want the full Unengaged origin story (the engagement I didn’t keep)… DM me on Instagram and I’ll do a story-time series.Share this with a friend who’s single in the wild — and I’ll see you next week.unengagedpodcast.com