Sir, Your Car Is On Fire & So Is Your Decision‑Making

Baby, gather close, because this week’s Idiot Parade came through with sparks, smoke, breadcrumbs, big-cat foolishness, and a Little Caesars crime spree that absolutely nobody asked for.We kick things off in Florida — of course we do — where a man was arrested for DUI while actively driving a car that was ON FIRE. Flames. Shooting. Out. The. Hood. And this man said, “Let me just finish this errand real quick.” We are amazed, we are concerned, and we are deeply impressed by the level of denial required to ignore your own vehicle becoming a mobile bonfire.Then we meet a dynamic duo of dumb who tried to make off with stolen goods but left behind a trail — an actual, literal trail — that led police straight to their door. Hansel and Gretel walked so these fools could sprint.Next up, a woman who decided the perfect moment for a selfie was while standing next to a SNOW LEOPARD. A whole apex predator. A creature whose job description is “beautiful murder floof.” And she said, “Let me get my angles.” We cannot.And finally, a North Carolina man who broke into a Little Caesars not to steal money, not to vandalize, but to… make pizzas. And sell them. Out the back. Like some kind of illegal Hot‑N‑Ready speakeasy. We have questions. We have concerns. We also have to admire the entrepreneurial spirit, misguided though it may be.Join us as we laugh, sigh, pray, and marvel at the human condition — one terrible decision at a time.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.https://sexyliberal.com/Cash App: $frangeladuoVenmo: @frangeladuoAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy