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EPISODE · Mar 31, 2026 · 31 MIN

Sisters in New Jersey? Let's Clock it: Rhode Island is coming, K. Michelle never left, Ladies of London & Jane Don’t Ep. 13

from Clock the Reali-Tea with Mark Midwestern-Honey · host Mark Long

Sisters in New Jersey? Let's Clock it: Dolores is in Rhode Island, K Michelle, Margo in London & Jane Don’tThis week, Mark Midwestern is sprinting across the Bravo‑verse with a mug full of boiling tea and zero patience for mediocrity. We kick things off in Rhode Island, where the tiniest state is trying its hardest to act big. The new Housewives are promising “100%,” but Mark already has his eye on the one who admits she’s messy — because the rest are giving Ambien‑on‑ice. If Rhode Island wants a seat at the table, they better serve coastline glamour and gossip trains running “down boots.”Then we slide over to Jersey, where rumors are swirling harder than Teresa’s ponytail. Sisters might be joining the cast, diversity is finally knocking, and Mark is praying we don’t get another season of tomato‑red Louie melting down on camera. One thing remains true: this is Teresa’s show, and everyone else is just renting space.Over in Atlanta, the peaches are back, and Kay Michelle strolls in like she’s been holding a peach since birth. Beyoncé sent her flowers, she’s reclaiming country music, and she fits in with the girls so naturally that it’s almost suspicious. Meanwhile, Angela’s husband is giving “blink twice if you’re okay,” Drew is ready to work, and Pinky Cole’s headlines are already hotter than her vegan wings.Utah is a mess — allegedly. Salt Lake City might be canceled, spinning off, relocating, or reincarnating. But the real headline is Mary Cosby returning to film after tragedy, and Mark is sending her all the love while side‑eyeing the girls to make sure they show up for her off‑camera too.Across the pond, Ladies of London is serving aristocratic chaos. Margot is twisting stories, Kimmy is apologizing, and Mark (the cast member) is catching strays about his family. The knives are out, the accents are sharp, and Mark Midwestern is living for every posh meltdown.And finally — Drag Race. Mark is in mourning. Jane Don’t sashayed away too soon, the top four is questionable, and the season is giving “corrective action plan.” He said what he said.Listen wherever you listen to your podcasts.YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MarkMidwesternHoneyApple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clock-the-reali-tea-with-mark-midwestern-honey/id1873649131iHeart radio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1333-clock-the-reali-tea-with-320661106/episode/z104-3506?app=listenAmazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/07f101ba-b5bf-4c64-8ffd-39cfdada5923/clock-the-reali-tea-with-mark-midwestern-honeyRSS: https://feeds.redcircle.com/8fddbccb-5306-4ea6-826b-d5c418e7aaf6https://redcircle.com/shows/8fddbccb-5306-4ea6-826b-d5c418e7aaf6

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