Situationship Valentine's Day Gift Guide - Miami Comedy Podcast 2-13-26

For more satirical takes on Miami, visit https://miamicomedy.comIf you're from Miami, you know Valentine's Day is when the rosters get filtered out. In this episode, I'm breaking down the Valentine's gift guide for situationships—why Latinas need those giant teddy bears to flex on social media, how Miami's dating scene is basically hypergamy versus polyamory creating nothing but one-night stands and situationships, and my controversial Valentine's gift suggestion for the ladies: accountability.(00:00) Welcome Back: Situationships & Valentine’s in Miami(00:35) Miami Dating Math: 80% Situationships, 20% Relationships(01:25) Big Gifts, Bigger Flex: How to Survive the Roster Cut(03:51) Attention Economy Romance: Mystery Bouquets & Social Media Signals(05:28) Evolve or Get Left: Adapting to Miami’s Dating Culture(06:08) Hypergamy vs Polyamory: Why Situationships Thrive Here(08:40) Valentine’s Gift Guide Rule: Don’t Buy Re-Giftable Lingerie(09:21) Ladies’ “Gift” Suggestion: Accountability & The Apology Call(12:34) Wrap-Up + Show Dates, Membership, and Where to Find Manny