Situationships: the most boring story you could ever tell | Ep. 131

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Spotify's podcast hosting feature malfunctioned and did not process or upload this episode, even though it was originally scheduled to premiere at 9:15 on March 2, 2026. I had to call corporate and work with their tech support to get this episode uploaded. It's unclear why this happened. I wanted to acknowledge that this episode was late, and that it took some time to get it remediated with the hosting service. I'm so sorry for the delay, I was really excited for everyone to hear this episode on time. I’d rather cornrow every grain of sand on every coast the Atlantic touches before I want to hear about your situationship, even if you only talk for 2 minutes. Ugh. You can watch this episode on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow me on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. For an ad-free experience and early access to episodes, checkout my Patreon. Ever wanted my advice? Email me at [email protected]. This is your golden opportunity to be featured in the April Fools episode. Recommended Reading📚 The Deeper Meaning of Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Performance