Six Million Dollar Men (or, Holler at us, Apple).

Our two heroes reminisce on where they were on September 11th, 2001, solve the world's problems understanding vaccinations (with the exception of the heebie-jeebie vaccine), address the irony of Texas's banning both abortions and masks for schools, discuss the benefits and drawbacks to being drunk on airplanes, and perform their new sketch comedy bit of an elderly couple enjoying the 24-hour news cycle (our sincere apologies to the state of New Jersey).