Size Doesn't Matter

Famously a teacher once told us, “Boys it’s not about the length, it’s all about the girth,” and this week we explore this time-honoured motto. Rohit, in a story that is near and dear to his heart, ponders the plight of the anatomically challenged members of society.Also this week: acts of fraud, selling your wife, casual racism, terrorist references and more rare units.Segments this week:Weekly Reach Around: Like good mates do, the boys get around each other and their week’s events in the most homoerotic segment in podcasting.The Price is Right: This is definitely an original game that Rohit came up with on his own. Rules are simple: guess the price of some questionable items on Craigslist to the nearest $5.Osama Bin Segments: Get a behind the scenes look at the creative process as we discuss binned segment ideas. Also we’re probably on some sort of watchlist now.Dob in a Rare Unit: Are you a rare unit? Is your family full of rare units? Are your mates rare units? Is your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse a rare unit? If so, write into us and let us know the rarest thing they’ve done.___________________________________________________FULL PODCAST EPISODES🔽 APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-critical-banter-podcast/id1453453320🔽 SPOTIFY: https://sptfy.com/criticalbanter🔽 WEBSITE: https://www.criticalbanter.com___________________________________________________SOCIALS (@criticalbanter)🐦 TWITTER: https://twitter.com/criticalbanter📸 INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagr.am/criticalbanter👍 FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/criticalbanter📱 TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@criticalbanter🎬 YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/c/criticalbanter___________________________________________________FOLLOW THE BOYS:📸 MIGUEL: http://www.instagr.am/miggybrahhh📸 ROHIT: http://www.instagr.am/robro1📸 SEN: http://www.instagr.am/sen.thav📸 KUSH: http://www.instagr.am/kushyyk___________________________________________________MUSIC byLoxbeats: https://soundcloud.com/loxbeatsSOUND EFFECTS byZapsplat: https://www.zapsplat.com