Skateboards, Snakes, and a Knife Where the Sun Don’t Shine

This week on Idiot of the Week, Frangela dives into the deep end of the dumb pool, where the water is murky and the choices are questionable. The contenders for the crown of supreme stupidity did not come to play—they came to embarrass themselves on a national scale.First up, a man was arrested for breaking into an auto dealership with a knife hidden in his rectum. That’s right. Not in a pocket. Not in a bag. In. His. Rectum. We don’t know what kind of Ocean’s Eleven plan this was, but it ended with a trip to jail and a whole lot of explaining.Then we’ve got an intoxicated Breeze Airlines passenger who decided to turn his flight into a hate-fueled skateboard performance art piece. Slurs, swinging, and stupidity at 30,000 feet. We hope TSA added “skateboard diplomacy” to their training manual.Next, a hiker in Tennessee’s Savage Gulf State Park tragically died after being bitten by a venomous snake. Now listen—we’re not mocking the loss of life, but when you hike in a place called Savage Gulf, maybe don’t treat it like a stroll through a botanical garden.And finally, a woman was arrested for exposing herself in a Florida Waffle House parking lot. Because nothing says “I’m living my truth” like flashing strangers between hash browns and a side of regret.Who will take home the title of Idiot of the Week? Tune in as Frangela breaks it all down with the wit, wisdom, and wild side-eye that only they can deliver.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy