Slap the Butcher

Better late than never, Michael & Anthony return to recap the fifth episode of The Apprentice UK's twelfth series. In this episode: We left Anthony in charge of timekeeping, hence the delay. Early morning wake-up calls confuse us. Are you a YAMIL? Michael reveals a weird connection to one candidate. How would we describe the three product choices? Michael gets a bit OCD. What is the gilet lady's husband's story? Anthony explains the Autumn-Winter sartorial essentials. People who choose not to wear helmets are helmets. Supermarket euphemisms. Do we pledge? We take umbrage with Sassy Hipster Lady Brady. Who is a newly-qualified drama teacher? One Racer from Amazing Race Canada stops by. Who is the Apprentice Weird Al? Where was JD hiding this week? What technical terms does Dillon know? A whiplash-themed MVP is selected. Why did Sofiane have to be on a bike? Claude threatens to burst a blood vessel. Why was Alana assigned to keep time? Nick Hewer finally gets a successor. Production hire odd consultants. Is Samuel one of the worst winning Project Managers ever? What hashtags did Hunter Rebecca omit? We speculate on Alana's business model. Anthony brings some words back. Whose pitching style is from the school Nativity playbook? What actually is Paul's job? Lord Sugar says the most stupid thing that's been said all series. Why should Apprentice become a bit more Solitary? And who will be fired next?