Welcome to A Breath of Fresh Air, I'm your host, Ethan Steven, here today to try and open your eye holes with a little awareness, but first, a little song from our sponsors, the Dubba Adamans. Wow, refreshing. Now, let's dive into why we are tuned in today. Ah, that must be my cue.
I'm here today with sleep enthusiast Ethan In Season, classified as expert in missing health assignments, around 7 to be exact. Yes, Steven. You know, some people get to come home, drink some fine wine, the fine meal, and read a fine book, and sail the smooth sea to dreamland. But, picture this, monster on your chest.
Whoa. You can't breathe, you don't know if your eyes are open or not, but you see pictures. What kind of pictures? Your worst nightmares are being projected into the real world.
Ignorance. Precisely. But you see, even Steven, I have come up with a 100% effective strategy on how to cure it. Just- Sorry, that's all the time we have for today.
This will only take a second. Sorry, man, but airtime ain't free. But how can we, as people, help? You're wasting time, man.
Okay, well, good news is, only 40% of people experience at least one in their whole lifetime, and much less experience it often. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. How can we help? Well, the number to call is 240-912-4683, but to be honest, the best way to help is to be aware of it.
When people tell you about their own experiences, just because you haven't lived it, doesn't make it any less terrifying for the victim. And if you want to know more about the cure, please go to- Oh, that's it, folks. Please once again, never in the next episode of A Breath of Fresh Air. My Diamonds!
My Diamonds! I'm my one! So I'm not too!