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EPISODE · Aug 2, 2020 · 3 MIN

Small Man In A Box

from Junkyard Sam · host Cyanide Lovesong

"Small Man in a Box" I like that attitude it's just what it is Oh how are the levels They're good we can turn up the music a little bit La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la Sad Small Man in a Box La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la Sad Small Man in a Box Oh God I can't take it Huh who's that? Oh look it's Amazon Got a shiny new thing Technology Stuck inside like an animal Feeling so small infinitesimal Come to my zoo but don't step in my bars And please please wear your mask inside your cars You might get yourself sick we don't want that It's a minor inconvenience you spoiled brat Don't complain just do as you're told Be a good consumer of these lies we sold Oh your words are too direct You have no respect Do you want grandma to die? Yes Oh I'm reporting you for that Sad Small Man in a Box Oh I'm gonna report you to Reddit right now Sad Small Man in a Box You're a Covid idiot Buy a nice skin so you can dress to impress In your shitty online game you play with all your fake friends Level up peasant this is pay-to-win Buy your way to the top next season do it again Go ahead it's great Spend all your money on fake real estate Yeah? Huh oh Get your trust fund let it go to your head You're so important 'cause of what your dad did Buy house and rent it to a slave And let them work and pay until their grave Brag all about all the books you never read Watch CNN and parrot what they said Say what you want as long as it's the same An echo chamber circle jerk for fame So stay alone eyes glued to the screens No need for exercise we have vaccines What did you say are you an antivaxxer what Sad Small Man in a Box Oh my God I don't think we can be friends anymore I'm gonna post this to Twitter Sad Small Man in a Box Oh no he didn't get banned and nobody liked my tweet Sad Small Man in a Box Oh no Fauci didn't respond to my email He hurt my feelings Sad Small Man in a Box I don't wanna live anymore Watch the news live in fear Wear your mask lose a year Take your pills stay alone Have no kids just love your phone Stay online have no dreams Dull your mind just buy things Hate yourself go in debt Have no wealth just work 'til death That's it I'm gonna report you again

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