Small Town Birthdays, Swinger Waterparks & Trauma Bonds

This week we attempt to talk about birthday parties in small towns… but obviously spiral into:swinger waterparks (??)near-death childhood storieswhy moms are secretly competing through their kids’ partiesand the realization that kids literally just want snacks and chaosIf you’ve ever been to a Walmart cake birthday, a skating rink party, or watched moms go full Pinterest Olympics… this one’s for you.💀 What We Get IntoThe evolution of birthday parties (simple → full production events)“Pinterest moms” vs “Party City moms”Why kids don’t actually care about the aestheticSmall town gossip hits HARDThe Safari Joe’s swinger room rumor 👀Almost being fed to an alligator as a babySiblings trying to accidentally (or intentionally?) take you outCOVID birthdays + drive-by partiesWhy we still think birthdays should matter as adultsGot a wild small town story?Submit it anonymously here 👇🏼https://forms.gle/A6nymV4PrbEUTMeD9