So Siuuu Me

Week one of the Australian Open is in the books, with Barty carving her way through the draw, Sam Stosur retiring from singles, and most of the men's contenders surviving. Although many feared the tournament would be overshadowed by the Djokovic visa saga, once play started the tennis began to speak for itself. We've gotten blockbuster match-ups that live up to the hype (Osaka-Anisimova), veterans rediscovering their magic (Monfils, Keys), and recent Slam champs Krejcikova & Medvedev reminding us why they're great at tennis and very meme-able.   0:44 The Nole decision: Get yourself a friend like Vasek & a frenemy like Kyrgios 07:40 Adelaide 2 & Sydney winners, plus week one upsets 13:15 Notable week one matches 15:35 The Kyrgios sideshow makes another appearance  20:35 Did you get the attention you ordered, Nick? 25:40 Krejcikova’s problematic necklace plus Naomi-Amanda 31:35 Madison, Felix, Rafa 38:45 Where we’re at the in the draw 47:50 Farewell to Sam Stosur and oh hey, Craig 55:45 Et ceteras: Ash’s serve, Naomi’s IG declaration, Liam represents 61:00 Netflix said to That Guy thanks, luv, we’re good; but also, ATP - where’s the investigation, boo?