So You Think You're (F*cking) Scottish Do You?

from Immerse yourself in stories without lifting a finger · host Alastair Menzies

he diaspora — and the proud few that can claim Scotland, “the greatest wee country in the world,” as your ancestral home. According to statistics, the number of Americans of Scottish descent today is estimated to be 20 to 25 million (up to 8.3% of the total U.S. population). That’s equivalent to the population of Florida. That’s a fair-sized tartan army. What William Wallace could have done to the English with an army of that size!

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Visit the episode webpage below to sign up to the Audible 30-day free trial to listen to full audiobooks for free! Title: So You Think You're (F*cking) Scottish Do You? Categories: Funny Author: Alastair Menzies Narrator: Alastair Menzies Publisher: Alastair Menzies Release date: 01-26-2026 Language: English Summary: Forget 23andMe and Ancestry.com! I list 10 very Scottish characteristics and traits. If you display a number of these, there is a good chance you have Scottish blood coursing through your veins. You are a member of a very special group — the diaspora — and the proud few that can claim Scotland, “the greatest wee country in the world,” as your ancestral home. According to statistics, the number of Americans of Scottish descent today is estimated to be 20 to 25 million (up to 8.3% of the total U.S. population). That’s equivalent to the population of Florida. That’s a fair-sized tartan army. What William Wallace could have done to the English with an army of that size!