SOC221: Tying it Down and Keeping it There

3cr/1hr:  Typing these as course descriptions has been draining me, it's like, we all know these aren't real credits. They are transferrable though. You can physically give these credits to people. It won't do anything, but does that truly make it meaningless? Anyways in this episode we talk about marriage. Again, but like different this time. This one has less face-stabbing in it so no content warnings needed. Unless you're that dickhead barber that cut Jay. He don't forgive, and he don't forget.  The common schtick would be to start typing this description and then devolve into ex-wife jokes, but here at Higher Education, we believe in giving you more. Also it's 2am on the day that we're publishing this so all of my creativity is kinda critted. So I'll use a simple analogy: we all remember the rapper Plies claiming to be married to the streets in his hit song, Bust it Baby Pt. 2 ft Ne-Yo, thus showing that Plies believes in marriage and has faith in it. However, Plies also once said, "She bad as hell and she swole, I'm tryna (sic) play in her holes" (Hypnotized ft. T-Pain, 3). By stating this in public, I have been ridiculed and chastized as a bad person. Therefore, Plies is also a bad person and in turn, marriage is a failed institution. Ain't Boolean a bitch?  Follow us on Twitter @PodHigher for reminders that Chingy used to call himself "Ching-a-Ling" unironically. I'm pretty sure that means 'penis' but what do I know I'm just a fucking intern.  Thanks for hanging out with us, we'll see you next time!