Soft Launch Retirement

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! In this episode, I’m soft launching my retirement from being a working-class American. 💀 Between little dicks paying the bills, moving out of downtown, failing spectacularly at being a lesbian, watching the Lindsey Clancy verdict unfold, and falling down the TikTok rabbit hole of psychotic moms, I have officially decided I’ve had enough of America. I’m also thinking about love again, trying to get my ass in shape, figuring out what the hell I’m doing with my life, and—most importantly—looking into my Social Security benefits because apparently I’m ready to retire. If you enjoy the podcast, follow, subscribe, repost an episode, share it with someone, or send a little something my way. I’m retired now. Please respect my decision. https://linktr.ee/MDMAQ [email protected] https://x.com/maniccandice