Hey everybody, it's Jason Ellis who's like kind of a comedian now I'm on the road. The Jason Ellis.com is where you can see all my tour dates and you can buy tickets from the same website. Crazy right? What about Miami?
Yeah, May 21st I'll be there. I'm gonna be in O'Connor, May 23rd. If you're in O'Connor and I'm saying it wrong, you know what I'm saying. It's in Florida and I'm gonna be there.
And then Canadians, I'm coming to Canada. So watch out, every 10, I'm gonna smash. One eye, one leg. Card.
Oh my God, here's my credit card. You can't even burn me, matey. Well, this is me Rocky tonight. And it's, I'm so into that, Jacob.
That's sick. Welcome to the show everybody. Chimbo Blee was here, Michael's here, and Jackie Boy is here. Miles is dead.
His mom takes me last night. Oh yeah? Yeah. Not like very nice.
Yeah. Said how much Miles loves the show and has a job and a career that he's really, you know, dedicated to try to make work. But he was like, I don't want to leave the Jason Ellis show. I want to try to go there whenever I can.
Because he loves it. He's found home here. Yeah, I got to look at this. And I told her I was like, man, if this show was like, I mean obviously, you know, fucking pipe dreams.
Joe Rogan thing and we were just making a hundred million dollars. Like you just give Miles, like, hey, man, here's a fucking couple of mill. You're the fucking executive producer. Fuck the skate shop.
Fuck them. Whatever the hell else you got playing. Like let's just do fat jokes for the rest of our lives. Yeah.
I'd be so pumped. Like it's all, think about it. All the years we've done shows like, was there somebody that was technically more advanced than Miles? Certainly it doesn't.
How many producers do you think have been involved with the show? Yeah, I guess. Seven. And that was, I think the number might be higher than that.
Right. Because I just winged it right there. Yeah. I mean, some people, I was like, I disagree that they were producers.
And they called themselves that, but I don't think they were. Yeah. Like I was like, you're an assistant producer at Best. Like, is Will a producer?
I don't think Will was qualified to be a producer. Oh yeah. But I don't think he ever, he had serious is like, you can't. You have these other jobs that we're going to talk to you with.
Well, the people who officially, I was thoroughly convinced that there was a guy. It's Greg Steel that was like, I'm making your life difficult from New York. I definitely think there were some people in New York who were not very interested in making their lives easier. I know I'm talking about Will.
I don't think that anybody. I can tell you the whole, I think the whole West Coast, the faction was the channel that we were on, the whole operation. I people told me in so many words. When one of your bosses has a couple too many cocktails at the office party and you go over and he goes, you know what, your guy's his problem is.
Yeah. What do you say? What was the problem? He told, I think he told me that Will and I were more interested in like promoting ourselves, like doing things that were good for us and not what was good for the company.
Was that, am I included in that? No, it was literally, do you know the problem with you and Will? Ha ha ha ha ha. At the Christmas party.
Like everybody's. There's people who listen to the show when we're on serious. There was this thing that I don't realize, I had a flash of it the other day when I was on a plane and there was a guy that worked at serious and he's not a bad guy. He might have done something to screw me over once, but who cares?
I don't care. But it's more, it made me go, oh, oh, oh, I don't, I don't owe you anything. I don't have to, you know, like if I don't say hello to him, that might get back to the office and people might go, hey, man, we want to play with him and he didn't say hello. And I'm like, yeah, dude, like I don't give a shit.
And then I'd be like frowned upon for it. Like, who do you think you are? I'm like, I think I'm not his friend and I don't fake shit. Like that's just me.
But I realized like there is no beef, there's no trouble. Nobody's going to say anything. I don't work for you anymore. Yeah.
But there was a thing there where you had to be nice to people where it was pretty obvious that we didn't like each other, you know, like the guy, I mean, we can't find me now. Greg Steele was a dickhead and I didn't like him. And he always made Will's life hard and Will would make in turn make my life hard because he'd come in broken from Steve. Sorry, Greg, Steve was cool.
Relatively speaking. Yeah, I agree. So there was this chain of like, I was when he would come to LA. I might a little bit will didn't need to let me know that much about him.
Because then I probably wouldn't have had as much resentment. Because I didn't really know what he did. But when he would come, I still don't really know. I don't think he did.
After he got fired, he called me and was wasted and was like, you know, can I be a red dragon? And I was like, are you retarded? Yeah. Like what?
You don't like me. You don't even listen to the show. Is this a you rip it? I thought for a second he was ripping on me.
He was like, I'm going to get the tattoo on my hand. And I was like, don't do that. Right. Like we will kill you.
Do not do that and act like you know us. We don't know you. But they were that was the weirdest, like a hobnob thing that you did where you just didn't. It was so uncomfortable.
Like even the boss of LA, like he hated me. He chewed me out in New York because I didn't want to have a guest on. And I was like, I don't have anything in common with him. I'm not interested in him.
He was like, who do you think you are? And I was like, the host of my show, like I don't I'm not swinging dick. I'm like, I don't think it'd be if I don't like a person. I don't want to have him on.
Yeah. I'm not trying to be difficult. I'm being honest. Yeah.
I'm dread about that. I don't I don't bear any personal animosity towards anybody there. And I'm not really a lot of professional animosity either. It's just that believe it or not, there are situations in the world.
There are corporations in the world where everybody like Rose in the same direction, you know, and I would have liked to have seen what would have happened if you'd actually had a bunch of people, like everybody in a certain job was actually the right person for it. I'm like, I know why that guy's doing that because that guy's I couldn't do that guy's really fucking good at that. And we all I'm of course, just going to be disagreements and agendas and shit like that. But I have seen rare instances where everybody is all everybody wants everybody else to succeed because they because we're all working for the team and what's good for you is good for all of us.
And instead we never saw that. So we'll never know what could have happened if a bunch of competent people had all been actually trying to support not just the show, but lots of things on series. Like Cullen. Yeah.
If everybody was and I'm not saying like Cullen had an interest in our show, he believed in us. I don't think it's a crazy thing to have people that worked around our show being interested in believing in our show. Right. As far as I can tell, it was to Will and Cullen the rest were like, I hate that people like this show.
Are we on Patreon? No, this is a regular pun. Yeah, but it's also on Patreon. Oh, yeah.
We are on Patreon. Yes. Okay. That's honestly a chat.
So it's like, oh, okay. Good. Merry Christmas. There you go.
Wait, it's Christmas. I hate for you to find out this way. Oh, no. Yeah.
I literally before we started taping here got a reminder, I just get reminders like family members, birthdays and stuff. And I saw one that was, oh, so because I got them like a week ahead of time. So if I need to mail something, I'm going to get it or send a card or whatever. And it was like, so and so is birthday is June 4th.
And I'm like, well, why are you telling me now? It's like, what is it like in November? You got to tell me day before. Yeah.
I mean, maybe a week before and then a day before. Yeah. This person's got a baby. So sometimes is the baby's birthday like babies like for now.
It just means do we need to go on Amazon and people. There's a reciprocal nature to this. So they always said, you stuff. Okay.
That was the kid. What are they like now? Elmo. Is it a mini mouse thing?
Cool boom order sent box checked piece. Yeah. Yeah. Am I allowed to talk about the ginger thing?
Or do that later? No, you can talk about it really once. So as you all know, I'm a huge fan of TikTok. It's like my favorite thing to take a shit and watch.
And it turns out, ginger is a black and I always have my suspicions. You want to watch? See, it's funny because intuitively I'd always assumed that the opposite was true, but I'm only to hear you. Okay.
So this might sound racist. I mean, St. Jinger's are black and in of itself is arguably racist. Is it?
I mean, I set it on a post on Instagram. It's the hilarious kind of racist. Okay. Good.
So the only white guys that have extremely athletic looking bodies that I see in sports are redheads. Also, what's the good looking guy that's black but he's kind of confusingly black that went out with the Kardashian? Oh, God. I should have this.
He's very funny. NBA player. Oh, wait, was it was like Griffin in there? Okay.
Yeah. Yeah. Sure. I believe half black, but yeah.
Right. Maybe entirely black. And then there was this guy. There's a couple guys in the NBA now who fit the description.
There's a guy, Alex Caruso. He's the unfortunate, the white dude that goes bald. And he has just like, he has no choice but to wear a headband because of how sweaty he is. So you're out there with these incredibly stylish, cool dudes and you're like, you look like a singer of Disturb, you know, he's epic, but you're wearing a headband.
He's a rough combo. Dante D'Vincenzo is a redheaded white man in the NBA. Okay. So this is thing when I'm standing there.
And also I always felt like I was like, I'm not black, but I'm not white. Now I'm like, oh, I'm black. Okay. So, but I'm not a full redhead.
So I'm like a quarter black. I see. The singer of, it was a deep cut, but was simply red popular in the UK. I mean, in Australia.
That was pretty disrespectful, Michael. He's from the UK. I know. But yes.
Yeah. I would have guessed that he would have made the, he's a very soulful, like blue-eyed soul singer, literally the name of the band is simply red. Got a big mop of red here. It's like a little more finanny.
There you go. So now it's going viral. We have videos to prove it where a black lady that's coming from the source is saying that it's official. If one black person says it, she says it twice.
Well, then it's doubly true. Thank you. Why? Genders are black.
A lot of y'all Irish people were right beside black people on the plantation. Okay. That's why I. But all of y'all are descendants of a Haitian deity named Regent Semide.
That's why all genders are black. We're going Haitian deity. So I grew up with patience. Like, like, like, like, like, like.
Why? Genders are black. I think the ones we do. Yep.
But we, she has another one, which even makes it, makes it even more factual. Okay. Cause there actually was. Before we get to that, there actually was a period of time where I wondered if I might be a little bit black.
Wow. Cause like, when did this happen? Cause my hair, if I let it just throw out and get all kinky and stuff like that. Why don't you do that?
It never works out. It just goes straight up in all directions. That's cool. If I, okay, here's, you know, one of the real talk?
Let's. If I got stranded on a deserted island. I would come back looking like the goddamn Lion King. I would, I have the fucking most glorious Maine too.
But I cannot, I, because I cannot exist, maybe when I get old and crazy, I will. But until then, I cannot exist in society for the 18 months of flat out buckwheat that I would have to endure to get to the other side of it. I disagree. I'm trust me, dude.
I mean, if you say buckwheat, is that racist? Excuse me. If the shoe fits. So I remember seeing a documentary when I was going to school in England about how many people in Ireland and Scotland actually were more black than you would realize because there was a slave trade going up there as well.
And they're always people who were like, yeah, I always wonder when my grandma had a painting of a black dude in her foyer and my hair, I'm a fucking Scottish dude with a fro. So I was like, I was actually when we did the 23andMe thing. I was genuinely my family. I mentioned this to my family and they, because nobody else is my family's hair is like this.
And they, they laughed. Your mom's mom cheated. Maybe. Maybe.
Maybe maybe my mom stepped out on my dad with a spot web. Also, I'm not done being racist. No, I know. Black people.
We got the whole show. Yeah. Black people are known to have longer arms. Okay.
I mean, you have a, because you do Rachel fighting. Yeah, you do your wingspan. Yeah, right. My wingspan is pretty impressive.
And black guys have like, you should not all the time. It's like dicks. Right. Most of the time they're dicks are bigger, but sometimes they're little.
Yeah. But their arms are a bit longer. Is that an actual thing? Yeah.
I mean, where are you getting this from? Jake, can you look up to, is it your wingspan? Just how tall you are? No, no offense, but you're an idiot.
Yeah, that's one of the dumber thing you've ever said. It's like trying to take over the miles thrown right now. Like what the fuck? Why would you say that?
No, some people have negative wingspan. Like maybe six foot nine, but he has the arms of a seven footer, which I also play like a seven footer. And think about it, in boxing, like if you, if your arms is longer and you throw a punch and you throw a punch and you throw a punch and you throw a punch, he's on his arm. You miss, he hits.
And that is a thing. Put it into Google. It's correct. Thank you.
See, I am right. I know, I knew it. I didn't Google it, which is my bad, but I've watched so many fights and seen so many black guys where I'm like, dang it, man. Like as a guy that fights, I'm like, I want my arms to be longer.
And then when I was a pro fighter, they measured it and they're like, hey, man, your arms are pretty long. I never thought about it. You know, I was like, I don't know. No, I know I have a negative wingspan.
Negative. Like, like they say that's like less. It's less than my height. Oh, okay.
Yeah. But just because you like, for example, like the Jordan had really big hands. Okay. Yeah, but there are a lot of those guys in the NBA, for example, who have really crazy wingspans.
That doesn't mean black guys had that. That means guys who have really long wingspans tend to succeed in professional sports, like fighting. Right. Yeah.
But you can, depending on who you are, because in fighting is different. I think basketball, maybe not, but in fighting short arms because Max Holloway has really short arms. Yeah. And when he gets inside, his hands land before yours, his hands are faster because I think it's because they're short.
Yeah. But if you have short arms, because when I fight real tall people, there's a way to beat them where, you know, unless they're like really good and I can't get inside because they're so good, they don't let me. Yeah. But if it's a guy on my level, once I'm inside, if I'm short, because I've, I spy this, he's a black guy, big tall guy.
And I get inside and I can beat him up every time because he can't, I get to him before he gets to me. Yeah. But the thing is, is the first couple punches he throws, I've got to get past it. Yeah.
And he's like, I can't touch him. I can't touch him and he can touch me. Right. I feel like that's just a, that's sort of a fighting one on one thing is the guy with the reach, if he can use his reach can beat the guy who doesn't have the reach advantage, unless the guy with the shorter arms can get inside.
Right. And if he's really good at that, it's like Rocky Marciana. Rocky Marciana was not a tall guy. He definitely didn't have long arms, but he could take a shot to get inside and we hit you, you knew about it.
Yeah, for sure. And that's kind of how he won. And he didn't, he didn't stop. He was relentless.
Like he just kept coming and that's like, you've got to use what you've got to the fullest. And if you don't know, it's the two people that don't know how to fight. That's another thing. Like bare knuckle.
If you're long, bare knuckle is people always get inside. Like you can't, a lot of guys are like, I'm going to pick your path from distance, like Luke Longley tried to do it MVP, try to do it to, to who's the crazy guy who was also says he's black white guy. He's the belt holder. You know, he said the end word.
Wow. He went to the lab to because he's so crazy. As a rule of thumb, if you are telling people why you're allowed to use the N word, you're not allowed to use the N word. I agree, but he's so crazy that I think everyone was like, yeah, he's crazy.
It's okay. What's his name? He's got a face tattoo. He got booted from the UFC, but now he's the bare knuckle champion.
Damn it. I've gone completely blank on it. Give me another. I mean, followed him for a while.
He had nobody in his corner for a while to see if he's girlfriend. Oh, that guy. Oh, I'm sorry. Uh, uh, uh, uh, my parry.
Yeah, yeah, my parry. And my parry beat the crap out of Luke Longley and MVP. Not Luke Longley. Luke Ruckoff.
Famous, famous, famous now black man. He thought it was the red end. Yeah, Luke Longley. Yeah, so there you go.
I'm gonna get a photo of Luke L.U.C. Longley. Oh, shit. Let's see.
Who are other people who just unbeknownst to them? Realize they're black. Yeah. He's not redhead.
Oh, come on. He's pretty much. Look at that. Okay.
Okay. Okay. He's like me. He's like a corner black.
Yeah. Also Australian. All right, which can happen. There you go.
Luke Longley, Jason Ellis, both high level athletes of their time. Um, caretop would now be. He's like, I think about his body. Think about how I really rather not.
Just do it. Just do it for the show. He's pretty shredded. Yeah, he is shredded.
Right. I got you. Yeah, that's early. That's what they say.
Wow. Pretty big news, right? This is really, really big. This changes.
I mean, almost nothing. It's hard for me because it's like too late, you know? To take advantage of being black. But also, how might you have?
I'm not really. Let's see. I'm a white privilege black and the difference is black people that are treated differently unfairly all their life because of their skin color. I never had that.
I got whole past. So that's why it. That's why my parry and myself are not entitled to use the N word because you can use the N word if you're black. If you're a sport black guy, I don't believe you should use that word.
Who's the guy? Who are black people who can't use the N word? I'm glad. I don't know if we're going to say the same guy.
It's the guy that was on the TV show with Will Smith. Yeah, that's exactly what I was going to say. He can't use it. Alfonso Ribiero.
He can't use it. I wonder if he does. Oh, he has. Erkel.
Well, Erkel's like lying. Wasn't see, I don't know. Erkel's like on the comedy scene lately. He was like, and he talks like you swab now.
He was like this whole time I was swab. You don't even know. Like I was just playing the nerd. No.
He's like shit at West Coast. I don't believe him. I don't think he's ever been cool. Yeah.
I think it's yeah. I think he just wants to be I think he's overcompensating a little bit. He's like the former child star that like the Joey Lawrence thing that gets a bunch of muscles. He wants you to know he's so defined by that thing.
He's so desperately which is why I'm kind of happy for Carlton. I think Carlton is very comfortable being perceived as I don't think he wants to get called Carlton going down the street or do the Dougie dance or whatever the hell the thing was. But he is. But he is that guy and he never felt the need to like go hold up a grocery store to let everybody know that he's actually a troubled dark dude or make a grunch album.
Right. That'd be maybe he should be let easy and what. Yeah. I bet he doesn't.
I bet he does. All right. When we interviewed, we interviewed him the one time. Did we?
I think so. Did we not speak to him at the Long Beach Grand Prix? Holy shit. He did.
Right. Because he raced. Yeah. Him and Corolla.
Right. He doesn't use it. I don't think so. Yeah.
I think you're on. Right. I tried using it with him. He looked at me all weird.
Yeah. That's really what's up. Excuse me. Yeah.
Yeah. Hey, Nick, how we are very selectively and carefully. I think it's great advice. Yeah.
I don't think you marched directly down to the local chapter of The Crips or The Bloods and tried to figure out which one like sort of like a guy starting college might visit a couple of different frats to see which one was right for him. Right. Right, dude. I text it in my daughter's form.
Hi, Crips. Hello, Crips. I'm still considering The Bloods. That could be tough.
Just coming in with that. They'll want a lot of reds. Right, I know it is a full red head. So I text it.
It was like, did you know that you're black? Yeah. I just think you should have led with what's up my... Right.
Because you guys can do that now. Well, all her friends are black. So maybe that's why all her friends are black. Maybe she's black.
Right. Yeah, game recognizes games. That's really all that is. Yeah.
A black guy is the new. Oh, no, maybe he's not black. I guess he's a Latino guy. He's a new eyeball pop in world champ.
Eyeball popping world champ. You think he's eyeball? You think you've seen eyeball? Oh, oh, wow.
Yeah. God, that kind of looks like Joe Rogan, like surprised. Yeah, he looks like it. You mean like a cartoon?
No, he's a Looney tune. Yeah. That can't be good for you. He's from Uruguay.
He's been doing it for a long time. Yeah, but that's one of those things where you do it too much and then it comes out. Maybe. I don't know if I want to.
You can do stuff. He doesn't just pop them up. He doesn't do much more. But God, I knew it.
I don't want to. No. Oh, man, he's really good at it. He's amazing.
But I hate him. He could murder people. Oh, OK. OK.
Man, I think I'd rather watch Two Girls One Cup. That's brutal, dude. That is brutal. That's what I look like watching Two Girls One Cup.
I knew that that wasn't real. You know what I mean? I know, right? I was surprised that people went for that.
You had to know what was ice cream. It was ridiculous. You cannot pay. There aren't two women on Earth who actually want to do that battling of, and if there were.
But you can't do it. You've got to drive reach. At least. OK, well, let's talk about it.
Do you think that there are two women on the face of planet Earth, sober or entirely cracked out edition who actually want to do that? No. OK. What about if you're starving?
No. If you have an eating. No, well, for like a week. Let's do starving people eat human feces.
I think the answer is no. Can you Google that, Jakey? Because I think maybe they would. Is it nutrients in a turd?
None at all, right? This is a great joke. Probably. No, because I thought it was like the waste.
I understand. But like your body can't. Like the first peed and stuff on that. Someone has to have done it.
I'm not saying I know someone has done it. It's more feasible. It's more feasible. Starving individuals may unfortunately turn to consuming feces in extreme situations.
Yeah, I guess they would. I almost met a guy that was like, can I eat it? And I was like, seriously. Yeah.
And he was like, yeah, and I'm like, that seems unhealthy. OK, so you don't believe that there's two women on planet Earth? I change my opinion. I do.
That guy. And you think he really did. Yep. He really really wanted to do it, but also involuntarily wretch while he did it.
No, right. No, I've retracted. Yeah. No, there's people that full on it.
But I don't think that's what I'm going to talk about on a video. He's looking to cigar. He did it into his hand and rounded it all over himself. He was fine.
I mean, he wasn't fine. He was handling it well. I don't think he was a fine lad. No, I think generally things weren't.
He was in big trouble. Yeah. I think it's interesting that. He was speaking English.
Yeah. Clearly. I think it's interesting that we could, I'm sure, find additional instances of men engaging in scat behavior. But a woman doing it is a lot.
He's really weird. Yeah. But if there's a man that's doing it, there's a woman that's doing it. I mean, now we say that women are just as nasty as guys.
They just are better at hiding it. And I can see where there would be less women who would be inclined to post that online. Would it be a red flag to you? If you got a message from a woman saying super into scat, hit me up.
Yeah. Yeah. Even old me would be like, whoa. Well, I've got a big list of some other things that have been identified as red flags.
You're after on the dating scene. I know you're seeing somebody and I'm sure that this person, this is the one that's a little bit of a bad guy. I'm sure. I don't want to be, I don't mean like that.
I don't want to be disrespectful to this person. I know you. But yeah, his friend said that to me. That would have been afraid to be like, oh, yeah, like how long is that going to last?
And I was like, okay, like I'm 53. I've had like three serious relationships that went for like at least 10 years. Like I'm not that, you know, in the middle of it was I sleep with a bunch of people. Yeah.
And then like, I think when I got sober in the middle of my sobriety before I got sober, I dated a few people where I was definitely making bad choices. I think I thank God for him because in my sobriety making these mistakes for the first time ever, these mistakes that I have clearly seen and taken notes. And now I'm like, right, this is, you got to watch out for this, Jason, because you're susceptible to certain people that are just unhealthy for what you're trying to achieve in your life. Yeah.
So now I will feel like that I'll see somebody like, ooh, and they'll be like, ah, ah, you already know where that will go, dude. And you, that's not what you're looking for in your life. That's, and I'm not saying like, like you're making a joke, but like the person that I'm seeing right now is not like any of them when it comes to the things that I've usually been into. This is a person that is raised well, doesn't have like this crazy, and I'm not, I don't want to hate on it because I am one, but like the scars of like childhood and you know, this happened and that happened and abuse and all that stuff.
She doesn't have any of that. She's a citizen and she's like a good kindhearted person. And so were all the others, but there was definitely a lot of darkness. This person doesn't have, I mean, everybody has a little bit, but like, you know, she's like, I don't want to say regular because it's well adjusted.
Yeah. Okay. Thank you. I got to learn that because she's very well adjusted.
Yeah. And I get my only suspicions is like she likes me. Where am I? What happened?
I get that. She's very similar in not like look or whatever, but the kids mom. Like I would say out of everybody I've ever dated the kids. My kids mother is the one where I'm like, check her out.
Yeah. And then that's my, that's my highest credential. Like that person was in love with me. Procreated with me multiple times.
Right. And people were like, really hurt. I'm like, I know, right? That's because she's pretty impressive human being.
Good person. You mean, got it together, a solid, intelligent, hard working, like, you know, I mean, just solid all the way around. Yeah. This person, as far as I know, because that's the other thing that I know from my prior mistakes.
You never know. Right. This could turn and I'm like, ah, it's so far. It's very impressive.
But I'm taking it very slow, Michael, very mature about it. I don't think that you're like doomed to cycle through one relationship after another at all. Thanks, dude. I genuinely don't.
And I don't mean to belittle the whatever it is that you're in right now. But as somebody who has at least recently been on the dating scene, I wonder if you would agree with all, I just made a big list of I just looked up what are some red flags when it comes to women to see if you agree or disagree. Taking photos in front of wings that are painted on the wall. Hey, everybody, Jason, I'll show you my photos.
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No, maybe. Okay. I did once. No.
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I'm not. I'm like the least selfie person. Those are deep cuts. No, no, I don't think they are.
I'm the least selfie person ever and like I don't think I've ever seen I've seen my chick take selfies with our kids. That's different. But I don't think I've ever seen her take one by herself. Respect.
Pure at the Eiffel Tower. To me, it's not taking. It's not taking the photo. It's posting it.
Yeah, that's that's exactly right. I'm close. You took a photo. You were in Paris.
And it's like, what are you going to do? You're going to look back at it and be like, yep, that's the Eiffel Tower. That's me. Like I almost didn't believe me for a second, but there I am.
But you do just kind of have to do it. The wings thing. If it was if you see it and go, oh, you know what? It would be a good idea.
Pull over. Yeah. And I'm not like death to you. Yeah, right.
I'm past. Yeah, I think you can date a girl who takes selfies in front of the wings if it is she's about if it is 2017. And that's the first time anybody's ever seen wings. Oh, okay.
Okay. Okay. Both you and she are 13. Then it's totally cool.
Yeah. Jakey, you have a day to go with the wing tattoo wing photo? Not a wing photo. No, Paris though.
No, I don't think so. Not that I know of. How about this one? This is supposed to be for some people a red flag, a deal breaker for both men and women, somebody who has used a selfie for their lock screen or background on their phone.
Of themselves? Yeah. Oh, that's a red flag. That's crazy.