Someone Failed Their Driving Test 128 Times It Cost £3000

Send us Fan MailSomeone failed their UK driving theory test 128 times, spending £3,000. The previous record was 21.Jack Austin and Adam Garcia can't believe this is real. Plus: China just wiped out Nvidia's entire business model overnight.And the world record for snapping cucumbers that absolutely nobody asked for.**In this episode:**✓ 128 failed theory tests (was it a man or woman? Place your bets)✓ UK driving test wait times hit 22 WEEKS✓ Military testers brought in to clear the backlog✓ Bots booking tests and reselling them for profit✓ China bans Nvidia - 95% to 0% market share instantly✓ Why China's happy with inferior chips (quantity over quality)✓ Rachel Reeves already breaking tax promises (shocking)✓ 65 cucumbers snapped in 30 seconds✓ Why Britain hasn't innovated since WW2**Mind-blowing facts:**Previous theory test failure record: 21 attemptsThis person: 128 attemptsCost per test: £23Total wasted: £2,944China's strategy: Buy 5 rubbish chips instead of 1 good Nvidia chip. Build bigger data centres. Win.**Quote of the episode:**"It would've been cheaper to train a fighter pilot for the RAF than get my mum to pass her driving test"**World Record Corner:**David Rush: 300 world records including:- 65 cucumbers snapped in 30 seconds- Most toilet paper rolls balanced on head- The world record for most world recordsJohn Evans: That British legend who balanced Minis on his head because he "found a really good hat"**Timestamps:**00:00 Politicians lying (water is wet)00:11 Where does the UK even borrow money from?00:21 China deletes Nvidia00:39 The driving test disaster00:43 128 failures - HOW?!00:46 Bots stealing driving test slots00:51 CUCUMBER WORLD RECORD00:56 When Britain was great (balancing cars on heads)🎧 New episodes weekly💬 Man or woman for the 128 fails? Comment below🔔 Subscribe for more cucumber-based journalism#DrivingTest #UK #TheoryTest #Fail #WorldRecord #Nvidia #China #Tech #AI #Cucumber #Politics #News #Podcast #ComedySubscribe to our channel on YouTubeCheck out our website at temporallyscripted.comFollow us on X, too!