Something Most Would Believe Impossible | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Pat Dean)

This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features PAT DEAN, the man, the myth, the 50 time Velveeta room employee of the month. A man who self identifies as “no semen, just fire,” who allegedly shits diamonds, has definitely had sex with a woman, and is both extremely funny and suspiciously confident. Together the gang tackles the real issues destroying modern civilization: whether bringing your new man to meet your evil ex situationship is empowering or just advanced psychological warfare, how to stop looking like a total pussy at the poker table, and why straight women keep finding men spiritually repulsive the second they start flirting. Elsewhere in the chaos: emotional cuckolding, stick-and-ball masculinity, Shakespearean levels of romantic suffering, lesbian experimentation logistics, hot criers, bald men dating strategies, and the possibility that some men are being Pavlov-trained by female sadness.  Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications. 0:00 Intro1:53 Guest intro: Pat Dean13:33 ~~~ Audience advice ~~~14:04 Evil ex situationship invited me to the bar… so I brought another man19:03 How do I not look like a pussy at the poker table?24:51 I’m straight but men repulse me when I flirt with them31:11 Moved to Texas to build something “impossible”34:36 How do you date nowadays?41:37 My boyfriend got boners when I cried45:55 How do I get my bff to dump her boyfriend?50:38 Is Sarah psychic?1:00:02 Plugs _______________________________________________ 💋 FOLLOW LIP SERVICE Instagram: @lipservicecomedy Hosts: @akylietroop & @lilshmutzGuest: @patdeanrules_______________________________________________ 📝 SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS Have a problem? We’ll make it worse (lovingly).Submit anonymous advice questions to be answered on the podcast and at our live show:  👉 Submission form linked below & in our bio https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScUaYuW38Vtgr1xhhHS0nsCQaV_UBm8SJiozMctEw-VcozpSg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=117757308010377840666 _______________________________________________ 🎤 COME TO A LIVE SHOW  Lip Service is a live comedy advice show at 📍 East Austin Comedy Club🗓 Every Thursday ⏰ 9PM  Listen first. Then come see it live! Tickets $10 in advance, $15 at door, BYOB! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lip-service-an-advice-show-tickets-1983399712933