Sometimes the High Road is under construction

Three signs you may see on a road under construction:   1. CAUTION. Slow down; the high road can't be rushed.  There are hazards to you and others.  Distracted driving can put you in the ditch. 2. UNDER CONSTRUCTION. Something in you may need to be deconstructed, renovated, or created.  3. LOCAL TRAFFIC ONLY. Take up residence on the high road; don't try to pass through quickly.   Two benefits of the High Road: 1. The view is magnificent. 2. Junk always runs downhill.