Sometimes You Gotta Sell It by the Dumpster

We talk about a few Unsolved Mysteries: A missing persons case, a rare genetic mutation, and why restaurants can't make a decent coleslaw. *The Fake Headlines Podcast *is comprised of the witty discussions between husband and wife duo, Kevin and Tiffany Dillon trying to fool each other with three far fetched, totally non-political news headlines. Two stories are false, one story is true, all stories are completely absurd. *This week's headlines: * Woman Identifies Herself as a Missing Person After Watching Reruns of Unsolved Mysteries 'Distracted Driver' Turns Out To Have 250-Pound Pig On Lap Hoppy Easter! Bunny, Egg and Bean Molds to be sold With Limited Edition Choco-Jello Rare Genetic Mutation Makes Woman Virtually Immune to Pain, Anxiety and Stress Comcast Executive Admits To Using Hacked Firestick Instead of Paying for Cable. Family Reunion Turns Violent When Nobody Brings Potato Salad. Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Welcome to my Show, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod Support us on Anchor!  For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast! *Social Media! * Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/FakeHeadPod Follow us on Instagram! @FakeHeadlinesPodcast Follow us on Facebook! @FakeHeadlinesPodcast Email Us! [email protected]