Son Of Pancho Villa

Son Of Pancho Villa (Larry W Jones 11/12/2020) (song #7737)In a border town just north of Manzanilla He was slurpin’ on a cone of sweet vanilla Cowboys were dancin’ to an old Crosley jukebox And their boot scoots were a little unorthodoxAs that old Crosley was spinnin’, there came a boom The wood dance floor started thinnin’, and pretty soon He saw at the swingin’ doors a man standin’ there He was the son of Pancho Villa, with a glareIt was a few years back, they laid old Pancho down His son was on attack from Manzanilla town In the bar was a Ranger, a real tough wrangler Here’s what the Texas Ranger said to the strangerSon of Pancho Villa, north of Manzanilla Be careful ‘fore you make me drop my vanilla Come on over here and belly up to the bar Cause if you don’t, I’ll think you’ve gone a-ways too farNow, that son of Pancho Villa was not so smart Paid no attention to the Ranger from the start He grabbed the nearest cowboy and gave him a bonk Tried to kiss Miss Lulu, queen of the honky tonkWhen the Ranger saw that things were gittin’ rowdy He figured it was time for him to say Howdy Son of Pancho Villa, north of Manzanilla Didn’t know how strong a man gets from vanillaSon of Pancho Villa, north of Manzanilla You done made me drop my cone of sweet vanilla Then the Ranger took Miss Lulu from Villa’s arms And he commenced to tell her she was in no harmThat’s when son of Pancho Villa saw his big chance He swung a cone of vanilla, but it just glanced The Texas Ranger said he felt a blast of wind And that young son of Pancho thought he’d try againSon of Pancho Villa, up here you’re a stranger And I like vanilla, said the Texas Ranger Son of Pancho carried his gun outside his pants But against the Ranger, he didn’t stand a chanceThe son of Pancho Villa shot out all the lamps But when they were lit again, all knew who was champ Son of Pancho Villa, north of Manzanilla Was dead as the Ranger licked his vanillaSon of Pancho Villa, north of Manzanilla Be careful ‘fore some Ranger drops his vanilla So, take note all you sons of Ponchos and strangers You might take a lickin’ from a Texas RangerSon of Pancho Villa, north of Manzanilla Was dead as the Ranger licked his vanilla Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.