SONGS! - Straight Outta 3 O'Clock

Awww get your Pith hats ready We’re about to go into the 3 O’Clock Parade Get yo Lapu Lapus, and yo Backscratchaaas Drunk at Disney, Skippah Dickrichie… and Rhiannon. Like Shannon. Let’s Go! Kungaloosh, Viva Guya(sp?) and Hello I’m here to tell you bout this brand new Disney podcast show It’s not the same shit that you hear from Mr. Mongello They make a drink, say what they think and let the comments flow Not like the other vlogger blogger twitterazzi Unique opinions that they’re givin to us all for free Love, Hate and Shade man they equal opportunity 3 O’Clock Parade straight reppin on the Seven Seas (Interlude) Now the leader is Drunky the funky Tervis Junky Sausage fest boat cruising never invite MrMonkey Dawa Bar, Thirsty River drinking with the wildlife Mrs DnD must be a very understanding wife And we all know how he stands with the BOATHOUSE They made him Honorary Captain cuz he does espose About the quality of drinks and the asparagus He’s ridin in Amphibicars and flippin off the rest of us (Interlude) Next up is the redhead Rhiannon Co-author, straight shootin, vulgar dunken sailor cannon Puttin up with the shit from the other two dum dums Eye-rollin, lite-beer trollin, lovin all the tsum tsums Her popularity is bigger than we all assume Her fans are crashin in and parking in her living room Apologies from Mr Monk - forgive that boy? Never! I think it's time to hear from Mark. Your thoughts? Whatever. (Interlude) Raise a Disneyland Trader Sams Off Menu Drink Toast Skippah DickRichie always brings it from the West Coast Fillin the podcast with sexual innuendo But he always goes hard in the end tho.. He’s Pissed about an overlay Fuck Disney putting Frozen over Norway, Fuck Disney putting rocks all around the bay Fuck Disney even more that I gotta pay uh All that we want is to drink and to play And the rides that we love are the the ones that should stay if you can’t understand that just one little bit Like Skippah Dickrichie says…. Fuckin’ Bullshit (Interlude – Fade Out) (Fade In – Disney Store Canada Signal) Char, it’s Skipper Dickrichie. Char, are you there? (Enter Char) Shut the fuck up, It’s… Char from the Great White North Muthafucka Scarin Yankees make em all scatter forth muthafucka Come at me I’ll wipe the floor with you here in the Disney Store You see I just don’t give a fuck, I’m hundred percent real Canuck Oh you thought that I was sweet like some Maple Syrup? Bitch slappin’ Lady Liberty, yeah I’m fuckin her up. And then I… (Music Stops) What’s that Philip? I’ve been on the store speakers this whole time? Well, fuck. (Enter Philip, in the background) Still on the intercom! (Char, happy as ever) Till next time Skipper Dickrichie, this is Char from the Canada Disney Store!