Sonny Aims and Curtis Freaks Out

General Hospital Snarkcast - Recorded Monday, May 18, 2026 Curtis is STILL talking about his one-car accident, because apparently driving into a tree is the kind of trauma that requires a multi-episode investigation and a conveniently chosen scapegoat. Enter Isaiah, who has the great misfortune of being with Curtis' ex-wife, which in Port Charles math means he's obviously responsible for a solo crash he had nothing to do with. Curtis has decided Isaiah is the problem, and any resemblance to "I'm jealous and processing poorly" is purely coincidental.Meanwhile, Pikeman 2026 continues its valiant quest to become the storyline that ate General Hospital. There are now so many segments, subplots, and shadowy operatives involved that we're considering a flowchart, a glossary, and possibly a support group. If you can explain who's doing what to whom and why, please write in.Brook Lynn is once again insisting that Trina is going to be a pop star, as if pop stardom is something you can manifest by saying it confidently three times in the Quartermaine library. Just add water and behold: Instant Ramen Pop-Star, now with extra delusion.In exciting news, Elizabeth is a character again! She has lines! She has purpose! She appears to be the key to figuring out what happened to Jack, and we are absolutely here for Liz being plot-relevant instead of just hovering in the background of the nurses' station.Plus, our Characters of the Week, this week's Soap Recommendation, and of course, Text Messages from Wicked Stepmother, because Mama Snark's group chat continues to be a national treasure. Information on Suffs:Touring: https://suffsmusical.com/tour-schedulePBS: https://www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/suffs-about/17498/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQxsbcOa2GsWHERE YOU CAN FIND US: Follow General Hospital Snark on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ghsnark Find us on Substack where we do long-form articles: https://ghsnark.substack.com/ GHSnark Patron Information: https://www.patreon.com/generalhospitalsnark Follow General Hospital Snark on Twitter (if you're still there...): @GHSnarky (we mainly do reposts. Very little original content) You can follow us on Instagram. We post our reels there. https://www.instagram.com/generalhospitalsnark