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May 12, 2026 1 hr 25 min

Sophistiratchet

from The Carbon Footprint

Episode 263 is pure chaos. We break down the White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooter scare, whether Donald Trump is somehow running on 4% body fat and Diet Coke fumes, and the internet losing its mind over a guy allegedly wanting a divorce after finally seeing his wife without makeup. People are out here catfishing with contour kits and ring lights. Somewhere along the way we ask the important questions: how many presidents secretly have ab routines, and at what point does makeup become false advertising? As always: cocktails, bad decisions, dark humor, and opinions that would probably get us escorted out of HR. 🍸🔥

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