Spaghetti, Milk, and Competitive Spreadsheets

The crew goes live and immediately loses the plot. From the absurdity of competitive Excel spreadsheets on ESPN to Coral’s traumatic childhood diet of spaghetti and whole milk, this episode is a deep dive into why some people shouldn't be allowed to use a slow cooker—or a GoPro strap-on .This Week’s Insanity:Feats of Strength: Coral recounts her greatest life achievement: carrying a stack of 37 empty pizza boxes from the patio to the dumpster without dropping one .Competitive Spreadsheeting: The group discovers the high-stakes drama of Excel competitions on ESPN, a world where sorting information and cell-coloring is a professional sport .The Ritchson Punch: A breakdown of Reacher star Alan Ritchson’s neighborhood altercation in Tennessee and whether the victim is just fishing for a TMZ payout.Cinema Therapy: Reviews of The Bone Temple (aka the "Big Dick movie") and a 10/10 rating for Project Hail Mary, featuring a "pinched" Ryan Gosling and a very loud-laughing neighbor.Queer School: Jeff and Joe attempt to educate Coral with Lisa Kudrow’s The Comeback, while Coral tries to retaliate by making them watch Hunting Wives .Coral’s Corner: A desperate search for joy in Scotland that involves dodging "grandpa" YouTube and a refusal to eat any vegetable that isn't a "greens powder".Loose, chaotic, and deeply lactose-heavy — this episode is what happens when you realize your "bonafide" childhood was actually just a series of milk-drenched tacos .New episodes every week.Only at Revenge Of — where the pizza boxes are stacked high and the onions are strictly forbidden.