Speakeasies, Election Text Spam, and Defending Candy Corn

This week, I stumbled upon a legit speakeasy—just a guy running a "closed" bar, and it was awesome. Also, election text messages are blowing up my phone, and I'm over it. Plus, I settle the ultimate debate: why I "unapologetically" like candy corn. And hey, don't miss out on the good stuff – join my email list to get updates on my upcoming shows. Sign up now, and you'll be the first to know where I'm headed next.