Special : The Phantom

It’s a Ranger Danger Patreon Special! And this time, for basically no reason, we’re watching 1996’s THE PHANTOM! What’s the least good part of THE PHANTOM? (Spoiler warning: it’s The Phantom). Is Catherine Zeta-Jones a goddamn pansexual sky pirate in this here movie?! (Spoiler warning: she is!) And who is the greatest villain in cinema history? (Spoiler warning: It’s Xander motherflubbin’ Draaaaaax, son!) We hope you come and enthusiastically SLAM EVIL with us, in this special made possible by our cherished Patreon supporters!