Speedbumps Now Causing Climate Change!

Now I've heard it all.....wait for it...speed bumps on side roads are being blamed for adding to climate change according to "experts"...because it causes cars to brake and the dust from the brake pads gets into the atmosphere and could obviously effect the climate....I'm not quite sure what planet these "experts" are from.....so the answer is obviously to take the speed bumps away and allow the brainless morons to think they are Lewis Hamilton and hope they don't kill too many pedestrians.....there is a major problem in this country with idiots who speed and the obvious answer is to put speed cameras everywhere and they would make a fortune in fines until the situation sunk into the solid bone heads....but that must be too simple.