EPISODE · Feb 11, 2026 · 38 MIN
Spilling Our Dating Tea w/ Ashby | Assumptions
from Assumptions · host Smosh
Dating is cooked. Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!0:00 Intro2:17 Whoever asks for the date should pay for it5:14 You should wait 48 hours after a date before texting again6:53 Sponsor! 7:58 Approaching someone in the grocery store used to feel like a meet cute moment, now it feels creepy9:58 Dating culture has become performative12:27 If they get weirded out by the mention of going #1 or #2, they’re not the one15:11 Hookup culture has ruined almost everyone’s ability to date18:26 Social media has changed our perception of how others present themselves when dating22:15 The current emphasis on height is comically blown out of proportion26:14 We should get rid of the weird social stigma around being single28:14 Most people aren’t ready for a healthy relationship until after 3030:37 Love at first sight does not exist33:14 Soulmates aren’t real36:28 The true test of a potential partner is how they get along with your friendsPODCASTS:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyVSUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEARAmanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashababy/Ashby Florence ( @ASHBY ) // https://www.instagram.com/ashby/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesChannel Director/Creative Director: Mike CriscimagnaProducer/Director: Nicole BlacklockSenior Production Manager: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonOperations & Production Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCastFOLLOW US:TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTokInstagram: https://instagram.com/smoshalikeFacebook: https://facebook.com/smosh
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