Spit Hood

What this episode covers

First up this week, a Pasadena cop was jerking around and shot another cop in the shoulder, proving once again that every police force in America should implement an IQ test. Also: * Dead Pool Update: Gene Shalit died, and team Brian takes a 2-1 lead. * Brian speculates on the sex lives of Kermit and Miss Piggy. * A Dick Cavett correction. * An HOA voted to exterminate hundreds of geese, and the boys are torn, because they hate both HOAs and geese. * You could burn geese for fuel, right? * The Auschwitz parking lot was always full. * A drunk and / or high woman spit on a cop twice, and got popped in the mouth for her effort. * There’s nothing better than a Three Stooges pie fight. * “The old Union Pacific doesn’t come by here much anymore.” * Jimmy Cagney’s open palm grapefruit technique b/w The Golden Age of Broad Smacking. * The boys don’t care about the World Cup, but the videos of Euros loving free refills and Buc-ee’s are the best. * Brian found out he’s incompatible with regular, human working hours.