Spit Hood

First up this week, a Pasadena cop was jerking around and shot another cop in the shoulder, proving once again that every police force in America should implement an IQ test. Also: Dead Pool Update: Gene Shalit died, and team Brian takes a 2-1 lead. Brian speculates on the sex lives of Kermit and Miss Piggy. A Dick Cavett correction. An HOA voted to exterminate hundreds of geese, and the boys are torn, because they hate both HOAs and geese. You could burn geese for fuel, right? The Auschwitz parking lot was always full. A drunk and / or high woman spit on a cop twice, and got popped in the mouth for her effort. There’s nothing better than a Three Stooges pie fight. “The old Union Pacific doesn’t come by here much anymore.” Jimmy Cagney’s open palm grapefruit technique b/w The Golden Age of Broad Smacking. The boys don’t care about the World Cup, but the videos of Euros loving free refills and Buc-ee’s are the best. Brian found out he’s incompatible with regular, human working hours.