Sportcat's Daily Gazette |🚨 GOVERNMENT GONE DARK & ROCKETS ON THE RUN! 🚨

Happy Friday the 13th, you beautiful, un-bunkered legends! While the preppers are currently vibrating in their lead-lined basements over a "triple threat" calendar alignment, we’re out here living on the edge—mostly because the Senate just ghosted the Department of Homeland Security. That’s right, it’s a partial government shutdown! While Congress takes a nap, John Fetterman is out there playing musical chairs with the aisle, and we’re all just wondering if the national parks still have toilet paper.If the shutdown doesn’t get you, the SpaceX Falcon 9 might. NASA is launching four brave souls to the ISS at 5:15 AM because apparently, "unlucky Friday" is the perfect day to strap yourself to a giant firework and leave the planet. Meanwhile, President Trump is heading to Fort Bragg to celebrate the Maduro takedown—nothing says "Friday the 13th" like a Special Forces victory lap and a military-grade flex.Over at the 2026 Winter Olympics, it’s absolute carnage. Chloe Kim got "Gaon-ed" for the silver in a halfpipe upset that has us questioning reality, and Jessie Diggins literally skied her way to bronze with ribs so bruised she’s basically a human plum. We’re covering all that plus our twisted takes on the USA and Australia forecasts! Stay tuned for Sportcat’s rants—where the only thing we’re preparing for is the teleprompter finally developing a soul and roasting us all.Follow Sportcat at:https://www.facebook.com/sportcatpodcasthttps://www.instagram.com/sportcatshowshttps://www.instagram.com/sportcat/https://twitter.com/sportcathttps://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sportcatshowshttps://www.facebook.com/groups/sportcatshowhttps://www.facebook.com/groups/sportcatdailygazetteSubscribe now and hit that notification bell!http://www.youtube.com/@SportcatshowWant to send me something? https://www.speakpipe.com/Sportcat⁠⁠[email protected] Text or VoicemailSupport me at:paypalme/sportcatvenmo.com/u/Sportcatmediccash.app?$SportcatmedicDon't miss Sportcat spinning classic rock on The Thin Line Rock Radio Station, every Tuesday and Thursday from noon to 2 PM. Listen at www.thethinlinerockstation.comYou can find The Official Collection For The Sportcat Show with Glen "Sportcat" Jackson on The Thin Line Rock Station at:https://alphareadyco.com/collections/the-sportcat-show-with-glen-sportcat-jackson-the-official-collectionLegal Disclaimer for "Sportcat’s Daily Gazette":The views, opinions, and satirical content expressed on "Sportcat’s Daily Gazette" are those of the host, Glen “Sportcat” Jackson, and do not reflect the views of any affiliated networks, sponsors, or platforms hosting the show. This show is intended for entertainment purposes only. Please note: Satire and Humor: All commentary, especially on news, sports, and entertainment, is presented in a satirical manner. Statements made on this show should not be taken as factual reporting or professional advice.#SportcatsDailyGazette #SportcatShow #AntiPrepper #TheMisfits #GlenSportcatJackson #FridayThe13th #Paraskevidekatriaphobia #GlitchInTheMatrix #LuckIsForPreppers #BadOmenEnergy #GovernmentShutdown #SpaceX Crew12 #WinterOlympics2026 #ChloeKim #NASA #FortBragg #TwistedHeadlines #DailyGazetteQuiz #NotPrepared #RadioMisfits #SportcatRants #DailyNews #BreakingNews #LiveNews #LiveShow #Trending #SHTF #news #breaking #emergency #viral #MorningShow #NewsUpdate #CurrentEvents #TodayInHistory #NewsCommentary #AlternativeNews #NewsAndHumor #WeatherForecast #USAWeather #AustraliaWeather #YouTubeNews #SubscribeNow #DailyGazette #USPolitics #Moon #PoliticalNews #ThisDayInHistory #AltNews #StayInformed #GlobalHeadlines #LiveShow #WhiteHouse #FEMA #FarmersAlmanac #Prepper #MAGA #StayInformed #LiveShow #Weather #DC