I'm not that the other day. You got it. Before you go somewhere, you got to make sure everybody takes a piss, and then you got to ask people. Are you sure you don't have to pee?
I want you to just go try like kids, not a bigger guy. Right. You got to ask yourself, amen. Do I have to go pee?
Do I have to pee? I was going to take a just a case. Even if it's a tick, a tick, tick. We'll take it.
Because at this age, bigger. Like, just the sensation of maybe needing to pee a little bit. Feels like. I'm saying, what's that thought it is the check?
You got it. You got it. Moo, moo, moo. Welcome to the Audrey Respect, Mr.
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To the community. Thank you for listening. It is episode 251. Yum.
What would my voice what up? 5,000, no sound for a lot of people. It's a boy, Dejo. That was like a good part with a stranger.
So what was the last episode, Chef? It was 250. We said it wasn't going to be 250. We're going to do a pizza party.
It wasn't 2.49. So what was that? I think it was 252 for Dejo. It said it wasn't going to be 250.
So it's 250.30 there. I caught this. That's 250.30. We'll go with that.
It's really like 375. No real shit. We did several half and 30 episodes. And then there was a moment where we went from SoundCloud to another platform.
We did about 100,000 episodes on SoundCloud. We really had like 873 really be on it. One of the best podcast we ever did that we didn't record. I remember that one.
That was a good thing. That was a good thing. That was a good thing. That was one that we got us discovered.
Easy, easy, easy. But why is it that that's always the case? Like that one time you didn't say to your disc, like it was the best paper you had ever ever ever. I've been drove off my ass and don't save it or some shit.
Like it's corrupted. I don't push the button. Yeah. It never happened.
We never saw 100. It looked like 100. It looked like 100. They existed.
Oh, yeah. We tried to put the band man out of Iowa. Congratulations to Nick. I didn't forget.
Oh, cool. I didn't forget. I didn't forget. I didn't forget.
It was funny too. But I was like, I'm not sure. One bit we lost. We got a record against the rat.
Don't be so much. Toby's 81. Okay. So it was...
Okay. Cool. How's everybody doing? I know you're having potted for a while.
Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Before we get into that, how was the party? We talked about it.
We were on the end? We were on the end. We did. And how was it cat?
They're really pretty. Man, it was great man. You should have been there. It was what happened y'all.
And thank you 5,000 for coming out and partying with me. We were out at the bar place on Friday evening. I was like, and we just pulled up. We drinking liquor drinks and people watching smoking cigars.
I'm like, you know what? I forgot to ask him, Jake, Joe, get in the town. Let me call him real quick and see if you're all right. Call the phone rang.
And this is before Snig even was like, you know, addressing me on the phone. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Snig it. Never call me in his whole life.
Hello? Hey, Jason. Hey, hey, hey, Greg, hey, Chef. I ain't gonna make it out there.
Maybe I'll find a breeze flight in the morning. What the fuck? He put all the business in the streets, bro. Hey, man.
Well, I've been over here literally. Then I was like, oh, damn, that's crazy. And you know, I'm coming to you on motherfucking party. I was like, oh, fuck you.
That's definitely what I had all types of. You know, oh, man, I'm sorry, bro. You know, I wish I could be there. God bless you and your family.
I keep going to my prayers every night. Yeah, that's it. That's it. I love it.
You didn't get that real bad nigga when you thought about it. Oh, my gosh. Oh, shit. I'm drinking this maz cow.
I'm crying. I'm from a dog wood here. Hey, boy, y'all always drink this wild drink, by the way. Y'all always drink it like maz cow mojito and shit.
I'm like, oh, do you think this is awesome? Different shit. No, it's a maz cow with some soda and wine. Keep it white.
I mean, that's basically a margarita. Man, I'm sweet and sour. I'm surfing that shit. There's no sweet and sour.
There's no sweet and sour for a margarita. Where are they? It's juicy. Coin trowel?
How you say it? Oh, I have a corn drum. There's like a country, isn't it? There's nothing sweet.
You got it with a pitcher? I feel no sweeter sugar. I know it's about the drink, bro. Tell us about the party.
It would have all done. Oh, man, the brother looks stunning. You know what I'm saying? They really put their best foot forward.
Niggas with sliced stuff. It's nigga wood came out full classy pimp. Like early late 70s, early 80s classic pimp input. Head-on.
If not ask out, what was it called? Cravat. Cravat? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. And actually, what I was looking for. Okay.
Okay. Okay. So what is it? It's a Cravat.
It's like a it's a shirt tie, right? But instead of it, a traditional tie just covers a strip in front of your shirt. You can still see the shirt. A Cravat covers the entire neck and exposed chest.
Think of a vampire. Oh, I'm on the section. Wow. Wow.
Wow. Yeah. I'm gonna say some people could get a picture. They break it in my head.
No, I'm sorry. At least I know at the beginning of the show, right? How this should go. But now I'll slide out.
AJ won the best dress in the room. What about that? Oh, yeah. 5000 went full Miami pimple.
Leisure suit type of situation. We had the floral print with the linen open collar like straight Miami vice Miami Kingdom, Miami type. Change. No change.
You don't change. No change. All five stacks was missing. Like a newspaper hanging out in his pocket because he got some dogs at the track that he was, a straight highlight.
Right. Right. Exactly. That's all.
That's all, um, but I was on, you know, live in my chair. So my friends can actually run for party. Um, people look nice though. Like I would have been doing a pocket.
I would have been way too costly. I think. Now some people did cost to me, like my, um, my wife said they cost to me, like, um, my home boy affairs did coffee, but it was. What the fuck did they know that they were doing it while you put them out on the answer Did they know they were constantly No, they were like I went to party city and got a costume.
I didn't learn anyone in a line right now No, no, they told me like well my wife couldn't him But my boy told me like I went to party city and got a costume. I was like got it So you're gonna wear costume anything that is an easy is always gonna Castile yeah, because I was like, you know, niggas really are dressing up for this like they really put some All right, I'm fine guard together women look great. I want to give a shout to shalings. She did some invite Some recruiting.
I'm a lot of mad. I'm she even dressed like a madman the pie piper She brought in just a bunch of women to set the five and the ratio That's horrible. She brought some hoes in She said she was like I was asked her to me. She She's like, I don't even really know how you picked it that I stay here and I was like, oh man The food was great too.
That was great too. Like I wanted them sliders and that shit was it was unexpected how like Soft that fucking slider was so like oh shit bitch. I need my phone use. Yeah, the fires were good.
Um, good. Like thing is this so I could talk about it now I got like a I did a bar guarantee and I bought food because I realized doing it that way as opposed to going to like an event space was way cheaper And it was a nicer spot than the event spaces that were available Um, so it was trying to be like you didn't hit the bar guarantee and I was like you a motherfucking lie So I had to bring in my lawyer to threaten him like my homeboy's wife's lawyer So he's just threatened him for about 10 minutes. What was the bar guarantee? $3,000.
I tried to say we didn't spend $3,000 but the liquor so here's my issue with the bar guarantee, right? You can't have an Atlanta DC bar guarantee with Florida prices Like at one point in time like I was trying to close my tab. I closed my tab down. It probably like Gotta be 10 11 12 niggas, but like people kept coming.
So I said, all right, man. Who come up? I I had to bought like Close to 20 drinks, right? And I just knew in my mind That I'm I'm at 500.
I'm at 400 500. I'm thinking DC prices on these drinks and that motherfucking came back and was like it's like 170 or something like that. I'm an over bitch. Oh, but that's the problem That's why the lawyer had to come in and intervene because It was that Spanish dudes last night there.
So he was like, I'd rather get tip money and not charge y'all So he wasn't charging everyone for their drinks Their drinks on average are about 20 dollars a drink. Oh, I definitely did not pay that. I And then I'm saying so niggas was like getting free drinks basically because the dude just wanted to get the tip money So you probably tip them good anybody because you're you're a good tipper. I'm sure so he was like I'll get these tips It's my last thing I'll give a fuck plus it's a bar guarantee.
So there's no incentive For them to necessarily Sell the drinks because they'll just get the money on the back end But that's why I'm a bar etiquette for him bar tinder eddy because you need to let me know that like if you're passing either rod like that and You want me to make sure that I got you you need to let me know. I'm fucking with you right now Get me on the back end You got your thing going on like you I keep you and you look out you supposed to let the nigga know So I can't be like all right. Well, here's a high 50 Give me that some of that time self-sitting Yeah I didn't realize that I owe him a fee for hooking me up and it was just like oh shit my bad Yeah, yeah, I had to talk back and they get and threaten them with the lawyer and then they'll okay, okay We you know it was $900 you always nothing like okay, you had a lawyer with you or you just talk about somebody Oh Given away drinks in the description with the Jews man like This contract is no Definitely don't probably owned by African way by you said black people You gotta call that out. That's a that's a caveat.
That's a It's a major caveat major. We talked about that You know FBA and non-FBA Orange drink It did remind me that Right He kept doing the same bit He's skinnier I'm still right. Um, yeah, and shout-out to all they look good. Um, as well shout-de-all.
I'll grab it So awfully great Um going into The podcast though, so obviously it's been a couple weeks all good. We're back and apparently we're fucking with target according to Reverend Jamal's brain of a New hope missionary back to church new birth. This is a brother Jamal Brian Is it J. Do you see the brothers You gotta have a party or church what you gonna do party or pulpit Ladies and free before the Man so many passes Anyway, so Jason Yeah, you announced last week, man.
We did it. Um, the target fast is over. I know Another boycott is that boycott is over I'm about to call it target fast. No his initial statement when he came out was like the boycott is over.
We did it We better. Yeah, and it's over now. They had we asked for four things. They gave us three things You know what?
Check it. Check it. Check it. Check it.
Your pocket your pocket person. It's a coin versus Go back to go back to target Like a window like the first comment was like who is you so So it was so many comments like all right, uh, how much like who could this nigga check like, you know, a lot of people's like it's up and it's I'm never going back to target. Uh, who made you the leader black people? Um, who made you the leader of this movement when you co-opted it from some black women in Minnesota and Cleveland, I think.
Um, I think I'll make it DC. Um, Same thing. Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah, I'm gonna say part of the DC. It's a I did, bro.
Yeah, it's a it's a compliment for Cleveland. I don't know. That's not it. So, um, Ever ever simplified.
Um So, yeah, so um, immediate the next day immediately the next day. I guess the next day Next day, um, one of the women who started it was on breakfast clubs and yeah, so what passenger Marl Bryan started was the 40 day fast like, you know, for Lent, uh, which ended up going 365 days, but that's not the boycott. So, uh, you know, and they got got a whole bunch of backlash to the point where this nigga had to like come out and like read a like a teleprompter apology. They got to talk about he didn't get any money.
Nobody in this congregation got money. They didn't fly. They flew out on their own dime. Uh, he misspoke.
He didn't mean boycott. He meant the fast, you know, and never ever when he get in the way of black people was in the advancement or the, um, you know, progress in this. So, you know, this nigga definitely had to eat his words swallow crow eat pot and pie and it's like another you know, it's humble pie. That's what it is.
Um, So, yeah, that's what we are today. So, he should know better than it. Black people don't like leaders like we don't like we hate a group project leader. I don't know if it's that I just think the real effective leaders are the ones who got killed and they're knowing they really we didn't really like them.
Like we fuck with leaders that don't say they're the leader. Like we go, but you don't have to say you're the leader. If you're really you don't have to, but the minute you say something is over and you didn't consult nobody, you basically said you was the leader. Like black people will follow you and walk behind you, but don't like say all these niggas, all these niggas that you see are following me.
They're not gonna follow you no more. Like you got to be like, you got to be cool about this shit because niggas like who the fuck made you the leader? Like we've always been that way. Obama.
Obama can be the leader. He can't say he's the leader. He can't say he's the leader. You know he was the president.
No one but no one wants him to be the leader either because niggas he acting funny with him. I mean we act like a mother of the king now at this point. We don't fuck with nobody. Like if you can't fuck with Dr.
King, who can you fuck with? I'm so Dr. King's fan, but every year some gen x are like, you know, fucking bitch. I was like, of course, you know how much stress that niggas was going through.
But if you can't fuck with Dr. King, who can you fuck with? Like who who who? What's the tier above Dr.
King? Okay, you're right. No, I'm not for real. I was the tier above Dr.
King. And who's in it? I literally watched Malcolm X. I like a lot watching Malcolm X during Black History Month.
I didn't mind you watching Malcolm X. It's about a hate flash niggas around Malcolm X. This is because niggas are like that nigga. Yeah.
They want to get bigger than the program. They said he called him a Judas Benedictron. But if you look at it, if I showed tongue off and give it to the article, I'm like, what the fuck? What are these niggas?
Maybe look at it. I mean, maybe boom is just some hate nag niggas. Like it wasn't just it like, who is it? Who put them on the hood of niggas names is that before the pants is in the pants, it didn't fuck with them.
Yeah, like niggas didn't fuck with snip. You know what I'm saying? I mean, sneaking fuck with the pants is advice of hers. So like niggas with some hate nag nag.
We have the divine nine because niggas didn't fuck with each other like, fuck them niggas. That nigga's gay, them niggas hoes like, they don't believe in God. They don't believe in God. Like it's our superpower, I guess.
Hey, niggas hateful. So are you all I mean, I'm still my fucking target. Like, you know, I go, I went to target once in the past year. I went because it's just hard to find a bunch of christmas like, like christmas cards and gift cards in one convenient place.
The last minute of christmas shopping. So I'll meet out at one time during christmas. I never I never I never fucked with target like the way the black people fuck with target. I go to target because I need a stick in the odorant, right?
I don't know if that's called fucking with target, right? But yeah, I'm not going to CBS to buy the odorant like, fuck, I look like going to see to a drug store and buying toiletries. But so we don't have Walmart like y'all have in the south. You know, y'all got Walmart like in every fucking community, you know what I'm saying?
Everywhere there's a Walmart. We only got like two fucking Walmart. So no, I'm not going to fucking Walmart either. I'm going here with the powers of fuck that shit.
So my artist trash a little bit and they don't like niggas either. I mean, my thing is I don't fuck with I used to fuck with target for getting, but when all that shit happened, I was like, and it was mostly because of the fact that they fucked with black, black on brands and now, you know, I feel like I'm doing my part going around buy some black shit over here. I get my my daughter's some little lip bar stuff from my kid because you know, me and you and black on you know, saying so I would go there for that. Actually, as I went, I got her lip bar shit.
No, not for me. So it was good for that. But then they're like, kind of like going reverse nationale a lot of black stuff. I was like, well, that was the main poll for me.
I ain't got to go this month. So it's been really easy. It's not like Walmart's like, Walmart is a higher end Walmart. It's a higher inversion of that.
So if I'm ultimately paying more money for a little bit of a nicer experience, like incrementally nicer experience. So it's not really the value proposition that makes it work going anyway. So it's just like, it was an easy decision. I say a lot of money.
And also Costco has been so good to us. Like Costco has really stood in the gap for Target. And Costco has been so good to us. Like black people is losing their fucking minds buying four dudes at toothpaste at the time.
Like and Target, I mean, not Target Costco doesn't mean barbecue folks we've been on to the Costco shit, but like going to the produce and the protein, the meat section and the bakery and all this sort of stuff like Costco was a gym. It's always been a gym. But now it's like everybody's in Costco. Costco's doing the shit.
I need to go to Costco. Like my mother walking at Costco membership for Christmas. I still haven't gone, but I need to go because I heard the gas is cheaper. And I didn't know they had to stake Rabbi caps my boy.
Oh yeah. Rabbi caps. All right. I need to go.
I need to go. I need to go. I need to go. There's not a half.
Hello. Hello. Welcome. Oh, yeah.
Wow. Oh, like the better. Like the one that I want to go. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. All right. Oh, the in the preseason salmon too. So like they'll they'll they'll doctor it up for you.
It's in the little container. Oh, you got to throw it in the oven. At least our Costco got got got a nigga back there seasoning up the salmon. Thought that shit right in the oven.
That shit is great. Shout out to the homey valus. I think last year valus had a whole, a whole like cookout catered by Costco. Like, who the fuck was back there?
Who sees it in the she's like, I was going to get my goddamn. I showed up. Oh, nice. So I think it's really I'm talking with Target for real.
It was a good try after Brian. I mean, I don't know what to say. I know he was a cap of real good. Anyway, spring break.
So, I used to do my favorite time of the year. They've had spring break this year. And apparently the children have gone to to Houston. I've seen footage in Houston.
It's also the Houston rodeo. But these kids have been sprawled out all over Houston. Just kind of doing whatever the fuck. I don't know if Houston's really a spring break city.
You know what I'm saying? I think it's close to a beach like Galveston's relatively close. I mean, I've heard of a Houston friend saying get these niggas of the fuck out of Houston. They're fighting at the rodeo.
The rodeo got canceled. It got ended early because of the violence in the fucking nigga tree. So what do you have thoughts on what you heard about the shenanigans in Houston? First thing I thought about was, I'll let them, Houston doesn't seem Houston's not a low difficulty city.
I'm talking about this. I'm talking about this with JJ before the show. And I'm like, you go too far left, too far right, or whatever, when you're wrong, all the fucking Houston, you in a bad situation, right? It's like Houston's not one of them type of cities.
You know what I'm saying? Like Daytona is kind of a sandbox, right? Like nothing really bad is going to happen to you in Daytona, right? That's not true.
Even this year, you see that's footage of Daytona? They showed us all video. I'll show up since the other video in Daytona where niggas all had a gun on them. And they started shooting.
Whereas the that's going to do that's the sign of the times, right? Like niggas have guns, but at least Daytona is built for shenanigans. You know what I'm saying? Houston is not built for shenanigans.
Houston's built for oil tycans and rich black folks. You know what I'm saying? Rich Mexicans who don't fuck with regular Mexican something. That's what Houston is built for.
It's not, it's not a place where like you could have centralized fun. First of all, party in Houston is way too expensive, right? Houston is worse than Atlanta now when it comes to trying to go out like it's just ridiculous that these young niggas are seeing that shit. They're getting mad.
They're not going in the club. So now all they're doing is loitering. That's all these motherfuckers are doing. They're loitering in front of gas stations and all this shit.
And when you have this type of crowd, right, which is young niggas who don't like pussy no more and little girls right here trying to sell pussy and like it's just it's just recipe for what they've been getting, which is niggas doing niggas shit. All right, let's say if we can push this street light down. All right, let's see how we can throw a brick the furthest. They got real police too.
Like I don't know if it's Houston PDE, Harris, when they were fucking in, they got real police. You be fucking in. Nah, they got like task forces and shit. Like they do real police shit.
Like you know how about the company Houston and like fuck up a city block and it's gonna be okay. And back to this point, everybody in Houston has a gun and like standing around. Like you said, you fuck around, make a left turn and be in the wrong white neighborhood to get shot or you be in the black neighborhood to get shot. Like but these little kids don't know like UK just play around with like these grown motherfuckers with guns.
But they don't learn. They said that the fucking STD rate has risen. Like the first week like motherfuckers are going into the clinic itching and shit and burning and all types of bullshit. Like I'd hate to be like a spring break age at this time.
They don't know how to do it. They don't know about like me, you know, Panama and all that shit. Like the way they doing this shit now is dangerous and dumb. It's just let's just drive down and use Houston.
And the wall is niggas still are Houston too. And for the whole list niggas instead of being a deterrent to everybody. I think it's ain't that. They're niggas at the gas station with white keys on, they're jibot, they're 26.
Hey, Panama City down there. I don't know why these motherfuckers didn't want to go to the beach this year. I know they shut South Beach down a couple years back. They cut the lights off of them.
I'm fucking like that. I mean, but in the market, between either place, wait, definitely on parking myself, between either place, I feel like Houston and in Miami or both, very expensive, like what can you really do the all's points set for like later, like parking lot, I guess right around the on the road, we're gas five hours a gallon. And what the fuck you trying to do? At least Miami has the beach and you can buy like you could put it in a bag and just be on the beach.
Mess fair, but you still got to pay $20 an hour to even park over there. At least you got a beach. What's the motherfuckers driving? You haul you haul trucks to Miami and shit anyway.
They were doing the Houston too. They definitely have you hauls in Houston. I don't I don't I don't I fuck to Houston. Houston is one of my favorite cities.
Like don't get this shit fucking twisted. But like, I don't know what like young motherfuckers are going to go see in Houston. Like I don't I don't understand exactly what the draw is for people with no money in Houston for spring break. Like it doesn't seem like it's that type of city.
Well, let me tell you what Houston does have light skittles with stout and bill. Right. Quad city. Houston has a promoters.
So yeah, so Houston promoters. Markable. Not a lot of cloud fucking capitals will show you like y'all think it's me to come down here and we got this club here to get three stories. They get this the second story.
We got fucking but they can juggle it. You know what I'm saying? And if you ever like damn Houston, we're saying I got a cousin that they might be able to stay by the end. You know what I'm saying?
Like they got part promoters but they soon found out that the important motives be Jackie's going up charge it. So yeah, I think these motherfuckers just got you know duped and they're coming down there and now they want them to get the leave. But yeah, I don't know how to say that's like in trend and they just keep hitting regular ass cities. Because I wanted to go up the rodeo was on top of my list.
That looks like a great time. I'm gonna give me some boots and a hat and write up my motherfucker, Ali. You're wrong with you. I don't want to do that if it's like over laughing with spring break and got to be there with the young things like I don't want to do that.
We were we were so close to going in to go on a cruise but yeah, we were definitely thinking going to use them for the rodeo just for the experience. That would have been terrible. The cruise was much better. Where would y'all go?
Where'd y'all use the spring break? Panama motherfucker city my boy. Okay, because my thing about Panama City was Panama City in the 2000s was damn near perfection. Mike, you could go to Club LaVilla because that shit was still open and party with the white folks like you was on MTV spring breaking shit.
The condos were cheapest like you had to get like a sweet two bedroom condo with the homies and to stack and live a beautiful have a beautiful week for the low. I don't know. I'm not going to say it was that easy to do that because I mean that shit overbooked fast as fuck like you asked you'd be asked now. I mean we slept in a Walmart parking lot in Panama City.
Oh, I know that. That's okay. That's okay. That's the second of car.
Yeah. Oh, never mind. Sweet. Yeah, should be filling up quick and it'd be like $6,000.
We got one room left at $6500 for the night. Oh, maybe I just look ahead of you. I'm not going to do it. Like, are we going to do it like take a shower?
No, listen, we we we we we we prosecuted what I what our homeboys said and put him on the strobe and he found some chicks with a room. So he basically is like, yeah, yeah, come up here. I got my boys with me. So we go.
And we get this is probably like four o'clock at a border. So we'll sleep anywhere. So we get up there and see what's the thing was like three of them or three chicks in a room. But one chick was in the bed with a digger that was knocked out sweet, right?
So I think it just so they we just grabbed some floor for like two hours. This digger is it my car beating the brain of this girl? Wait, the dude the dude that was was paired up with other girl or somebody else? No, no, the homie who prostituted to get into the room or whatever, man.
I'm gonna get my food right? I'm gonna get my peanut. Yeah, I think it's uh we came down with the big camp order. You know what I'm saying?
The shoulder. I'm knocking on three or so. Good stuff. And that's something you can do in Panama City.
No fear of consequences. Nothing like I'm but. That is what we did in Panama City though. Like we would we would we would bring in young ladies from different places across the other colleges in the south and we packed up in a nice little two bedroom condo.
A nigga would go to La Vila because the Playboy bunny chicks are having a phone party. Leave La Vila wet. Yeah, it like continues to like enjoy his night. Wake up in the morning smelling like bubbles.
Like go to Wopow's. You're actually a little bit. I asked you a lot of it but never never like saying I should probably go wash my ass and nothing like we just on to the next. You know what I'm saying?
Like we we stuck in the V like because it was the world's biggest club. At that point we were like sneaking in clubs just as if we could and that was like our magma mopus. I think it was like we can get it to the Vila nigga. So we went to the beach park.
And jumped over whatever face they had and went to the Zankos. So he had to run off and live it. No fucking security cave. One times but again zero consequences.
I'm gonna be kicked out. Fucking same box. So we were sneaking in clothes for the rich. It was like a thing where like could you outfox the scariest.
Alright man. So they go not let us in. Just let us figure it out. And I started from CPA and then we had a homeboy who would make a ticket.
So that's always you know a plus. Before I think it was scanning. It was just a ripping ticket. He just got bands in his house.
What kind of bands they got tonight? Listen. The fucking white out. Like stamp.
Oh yeah. We just do that. Oh man we already been in here man. It just got rubbed off.
Alright. That's cool security. They'll talk about how security and a Houston is and like a regular security man. Check it.
Prostates. They're free prostate check. I definitely got a career. Hey I was in what was that for?
Oh yeah when we were for your party there. Chef like I haven't been patted down. It's so fucking long. I do not attend establishments that have pat down policies or whatever.
Big guy went to Orlando every fucking establishment. I went to Niggas was like Amen. Like what we went to the cigar lounge and Niggas was like you know what I gave you the universal sign for. Let me see your ID and put your hands up so I can pat you down.
I didn't know what the fuck was going on. Seriously? Because I saw the Niggas at the door with the Tac vest on and I thought he was like what do you call it? Theft of turn or whatever.
So he's at the door. I try to walk past the Niggas like scooch past him and his Niggas like gives me the chicken and be like what you doing? Like I didn't see your ID. Oh shit I didn't know they got thought you're just keeping Niggas from steel cigars.
You serious? But yeah. I didn't issue them. I'll say your scooch Niggas.
Yeah come here. They don't really check me no more comment regularly but they do they made the rule because Niggas be shooting downtown so it's like a city ordinance for a situation. Niggas be shooting. I didn't get a speech about it.
Right. That's my joke. That's my joke. That'll be checking me.
No. You don't. You should just say the Niggas would be. Okay.
We've already seen him. We got Tyrone. Tyrone. Stop.
Right. But you did see me before I walked up this. You could have said he get. Right.
But at that point I didn't even answer my text message. So who the fuck was I to thank you for that for me? So you know whatever. This Niggas chef is.
This Niggas chef is not a good house. This is hospitality. Nah. It either got to be all capital with chef because you get a 5Q mix and that.
What is real for you? Oh you take it. Second fiddle. Oh it was definitely the Obama the Obama meme.
Dap type shit like if you was a nuke like you got the whatever. He was a 5Q bringing in. Keep it up. Keep it up.
Right. He's acting. You know how I know that's cap because the first person I hooked in the room was 5,000 came into the room. So that's why.
That's true 5 stacks. You got four. You hear what you got to say? I got all video.
I don't know what he did before. Right. I mean if that nigga said it happened it happened. I mean you know.
Right. Hey. I got video footage. I have to keep it.
Just with times like this. So if you as an adult where would how would you spend the spring break? Like where would you go that you feel like would be to sleep? Right now.
Yeah. You don't want now. Yeah now. Like with y'all like with my niggas like what we were talking about.
No not like yeah. Listen. Just in general. Back out kids and back there and just pure selfish fun.
Where would you go for spring break for wood? Where would you if you were just the homies and you just wanted to have a spring break. I'll tell you my black guy right back to Barcelona Barcelona was a time. Barcelona was great.
I mean it was the beach. It was everything that you expect from spring break but nobody's like nobody's doing the most. No. You know.
You know. We went to places where you could do the most and there were options for you to exercise the most but it was all our cart right. It wasn't like you know if I got tired or we all got tired of like fuck this shit everybody could go back to the room or whatever fucking is like decompressing shit. Beautiful waking up to the fucking to the Mediterranean every fucking morning.
Like great food like that shit. That shit was a time. I thoroughly enjoyed Barcelona. I kind of feel like that's my favorite part of the world right now.
Yeah. I wanted to Portugal Portugal's name. Portugal so fucking cool. Like it's the most relaxed I felt in a long time was when we used to Portugal.
Like it's like a very chill place and they got really good food so all that should be enough for me. Yeah I guess where I'll go. I'll go back there again. I can go back there and just spend a week there and just be compressed.
Domestic. I mean I think the world is always a good time. I think I can always pop into the world and eat and drink and see people and have a great time without like raking the bank or needing like some huge concert to occur. Like I think I can always have fun in the not Houston.
I mean we've done South Beach enough. It's like South Beach don't relax and South Beach can kiss in the off. I was high anxiety and all the time. You make enough money now to know how poor you are in South Beach.
It's like I'm having a good time but I feel poor. I feel like I need to go and be over here where I feel like I'm limited. Right. Right.
Right. Especially if the rich brothers come like shout out to Bull and Galloway Bull and Galloway come to you right now. Well you better go on Call them mortgage company. Like so we didn't do no caviar bump on the eye.
Look man. You got a hardship. You got a hardship this month. I don't know why this ham and cheese sandwich and good enough.
It'll also say she ate my hunger but you got the caviar bumps. The cream breaks or whatever. What do you do? Did you say cream fraiche?
Yep. J dole is perpetually in spring break. Where would I go? I think it's about Portugal, make us and say Cleveland.
Michael. You know what? If you like relax and eat and chill like out of the country man. I love Jamaica man.
I love Jamaica. I love Jamaica food. If I was going to go somewhere I'd never been at in the Japan I think that's next on my places that I would want to go hang out and visit. Domestic.
Believe it or not I would probably go home. I'd go to Nashville just because Nashville has so many like Nashville is not the Nashville that I grew up in man. So I'd probably just go home and chill see friends family and just you know we're towards the game and in Nashville. I got all types of restaurants now.
It's on the food map so I'd probably eat my way through Nashville. I'm going full hockey talk. Where did the Nashville? I know Calvin was talking about it.
Like having the arena in Nashville. How are you cool? I mean I've been the Nashville kid. I've never been.
I definitely went to Jamaica because that's it. I've been on my man lately like we said it was alright. You can just get dirt chicken like underman walking down by the pool like guys just had a grilling jerk and then um same thing like stateside. I would do New Orleans for like just the food and hang out chill.
I would do like Vegas. So like a place where it's kind of something about it. Also I have places that we've been in Nashville and Nashville and Vancouver. Yeah Vancouver was a ton and it was great.