Squeeze the Day: Beer Thursday's Sauciest Round Yet

Shayne and Jay crack open the sauce vault and rank their all-time favorite condiments from number five all the way to the top. It gets spicy, it gets cheesy, and it gets a little weird when bacon gravy shows up as someone's number one. No sauce is safe in this round, a redux of round 41.**In this round:**- Whataburger fancy ketchup vs. Chick-fil-A honey roasted BBQ- Raising Cane's sauce, Big Mac special sauce, and the great duck sauce debate- Chuy's jalapeño ranch steals the show- A heartfelt tribute to Jay's dad's bacon gravy**Round 324**~~~~~~~**Join the Beer Thursday Patreon!**Want more Beer Thursday in your life? Of course you do. The next 17 Patrons who join at the $10 level get access to the exclusive Beer Thursday Facebook group. Come hang out with us between rounds. We talk about important stuff. Probably sauces.👉 https://www.patreon.com/beerthursday~~~~~~~**Jay's Beertography on Instagram**Jay doesn't just drink it — he shoots it. Follow @BeerThursdayShow on Instagram for drool-worthy drink and cigar photography that pairs perfectly with your Thursday. Fair warning: it will make you thirsty.👉 https://www.instagram.com/beerthursdayshow/~~~~~~~**Subscribe, Rate, and Review!**If you love Beer Thursday, do us a solid and subscribe so you never miss a round. Then leave us a 5-star review and tell the world what you think. It helps more people find the show, and honestly, it just feels good.~~~~~~~**Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round:**Round 324 of Beer Thursday is all about sauce — and it does not hold back.Shayne and Jay rank their top five favorite sauces, and things get delicious fast. Jay kicks things off with Whataburger's fancy ketchup, which he swears changed his life. Shayne fires back with Chick-fil-A honey roasted BBQ sauce — the kind you squeeze from a packet onto your nuggets.From there, the rankings get serious. Jay's acquired taste for Raising Cane's sauce gets the spotlight. Shayne confesses his undying love for plain yellow mustard on basically everything. Big Mac sauce, Alfredo, and tartar sauce all make strong showings.The honorable mentions bring the heat: Twin Peaks jalapeño cream gravy, Joe T. Garcia's salsa, and Texas Pete hot sauce all earn their place at the table.Then the top two sauces arrive. Shayne drops Chuy's jalapeño ranch as his number one, and Jay immediately regrets not putting it in his own top five. Jay's number one? His late father's homemade bacon gravy — a deeply personal and genuinely touching pick that somehow makes total sense in a Beer Thursday kind of way.The guys also roast Arby's RBQ sauce, the Taco Bell fire sauce situation, and the eternal mystery of why duck sauce is called duck sauce.The toast of the round: "Some ships are wooden ships, but those ships may sink. The best ships are friendships, so to those ships we drink."This round is warm, funny, and full of flavor. Pull up a chair and pass the Chuy's ranch.**Disclosure:** I don't really have a house elf. Artie is AI. Get it? Artie‑ficial Intelligence!