Squinty Lookalikes

Our lovable dictators Ben & Michelle are back and recapping Australian Survivor's first episode. In this episode: Ben & Michelle's respective histories with Survivor are explained. No-one can understand Des. Ben is the wikipedia of Reality TV. Michelle's Dad loves meter maids. Someone is protected from being a "Grade-A dirt squirrel". "Mateship" holds no weight. Michelle never cries for weakness or strength. Who is a squinty lookalike? There's too many Hunger Games references. Michelle has something called a CD?! Someone gets underestimated. Ben shows off his Brady Bunch knowledge. Someone wants to be more Sandra, less Cydney. Where do injuries rank, from 0 to Kaoh Rong? Australian TV needs intruders. Michelle digs deep to get annoyed at the challenge. We delve into what an ORG is. And one opposing tribe member is called upon when things get a little heated at Tribal Council.