St. Alfonzo’s Revenge (scratch)

Saint Alfonzo's Revenge Pancakes for Ingrates Download St. Alfonzo’s Revenge Who can take a misty raindrop Shovel in some bovine stool Tickle-me chords on the piano Blow it out yer didgeridoo Accidentally occidental Can ya cover up the king of the jews Please! Welcome to pancakes for the ingrates Would you lend me your attention Divide it into left and right Did you think this would last forever It will if we just keep up the fight Fry ‘em up in every color, Of beige and pink and white Yum! All shades of pancakes for the ingrates And the people cried Hold me hold me rock me till sun rise Rock me till supper even Lookit here folks nothing to see go back home Go home! See me, love me, save me, lookit I’m dyin’ here I’m DYYYYYYYIN’! Join them singing Show me show me Know me know me Hold me in your gaze Scold me scold me Told me told me Thou wert the only way Where are all my friends and family Little sister done chased ‘em away Whun it ‘posed to be big bruddha Little sister blew big brother away Oh wow ain’t that a bitch sir Why Yessir she certainly is Still this guy’s got pancakes for the ingrates A nameless tree grows in the desert Nary a soul in sight Pray for rain, pray for rainbows The storm is passing over tonight Mangos kiwis bananas, sing it till ya get it tight Kiwi, kiwi, kiwi Roll up those pancakes with the ingrates And the people sang Hallelujah, Hare Krishna Krishna Rama baby Holy Holy Holy Holy Shit Holy mother fucking shit! All is sacred, all is sleazy it’s just that easy Sleazy pleazey Show me show me , know me know me Hold me in your gaze Scold me scold me, ya told me told me Thou wert the only way And then, just when all hope was lost, a parade of monks arrived Heralding a brand new day Turning our pills into skills, and our pancakes into panache Placentae ad ingrati Placentas ingrati Amantes sunt amentes Lovers are crazy Lovers are lunatics Some folks don’t know how good they got it Surely you don’t mean me Sold their oranges for sleazy pancakes Sniffed ‘em in our olfactory Ten thousand hours of ther’py In a single night of cakes and syr’py Three cheers for pancakes and the ingrates Hip Hip Hooray hooray hooray Hip hip hooray hooray hooray No Thanks for the Cakes!