Star Trek Beyond (God, the lack of colon is driving me mad)

So, is being the called the least awful of the Abrams movies a compliment? Probably not, but it's the best this 1984b of the franchise is going to get from us. The actors are really trying, and there is some tentative attempts to explore the themes that TOS and its movies did, but it still pretty much devolves into an excuse to get Chris Pine on a motorcycle.