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Oh no way everybody, it's Jason Ellis, I'm going on tour, I'm doing a comedy tour! Who wants to see me tell jokes? Hey Tulsa and Appleton with Scottson and Louisville? I don't even think I've been to Louisville, but I'm coming to Louisville and I'm always in LA, but I'm doing jokes there too.
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I would say that was a song. Looking back, for a second there I thought I was, but then when I just had all the, I don't even smoke bloods. I was like, I'm ready, you know, when you ban it, and then like I think like a month later, I saw them like in there again, I thought they were banned. And he's like, yeah, I guess I just like let it go.
I'm like, man, I have like 50 of these things. Smart sales, doctor. Welcome to the show, get it down. Get it in, get it in.
Stay shut pat well, welcome to the show. Thanks, man. Thank you so much for having me. Thank you.
You're a big hit. Everybody loves you. Thank you so much. You get it, ladies fit.
I'm kind of a lady. You're close enough. Really? Like I feel like out of all my guy friends, I know I'm more of a lady than they are.
That's a good thing. Yeah. Well, it hopefully so far. You're also very manly.
I think you're just in touch with feminine energy, which actually means you're more involved. Yeah, I like you. I like you. I like you.
I like that. Yes, I've evolved like a, yeah, I don't know. I was gonna say like a fine wine. You know what I'm gonna say.
That's a terrible. Yeah. Yeah. So you're an addict, huh?
I am. That's pretty cool. Me too. Well, honestly, if you want to get real like deep about it, it kind of is my greatest accomplishment.
Because you turned it around and turned it into a hell of a positive. Yeah, because you got to get, you got to get, go down to get up. Yeah. I mean, I don't think if I had ended, if I hadn't ended up a train wreck in Alcoholics Anonymous, I don't think I ever would have been forced to find any sort of like spiritual life.
Me too. I mean, I've been like a good girl, you know, and instead it forced me to like not swearing change. No, he actually can't. Thank you for doing that.
Yeah, just give it 10 minutes and then let her rip. Okay, perfect. So, so, you know, I used to hear people say in Alcoholics Anonymous, like the older people who had been so over a long time when I first went like, I'm so grateful to be in Alcoholics and I'd be like, show it's off. Ah, like what are you talking about?
I know. And now I'm like, oh, I see what they mean. Yeah. You know, I used to be so ashamed of my past like God, what does that?
I'm just about to say that's better than any guess it's ever been on the show. And you call it every single one of them. No one catches any of them and they just go, oh really? What's the problem?
Like, dude, you know, you're on it, right? Like, it's just don't do it. Not yet. That's how you have to do it.
Yeah. Well, you know, I used to have so much shame about like my entire life, you know, and now I'm like, oh, it just actually gave me the tools to be the coolest version of myself. And so actually it's a blessing. So now I understand what all the old people were saying.
I feel like it helps to have done everything wrong and to be in some pretty ugly shoes because you have more of an understanding what it's like for other people. Well, yeah, exactly. I feel like, okay, it's great that I was a suicidal alcoholic, overweight, just a f***ing disaster. You were a waste.
Yeah, I was like 30 pounds overweight. Wow. And it's like, now I can help people. We're in the pits of hell.
You are helping a lot of people. I'm trying. A bunch of people that I know that I follow are all raving about you. And I was like, wait, who is this chick?
And I'm like, oh, okay. And then I'm like, wait, you're an addict and you turn around and I'm like, okay, I'm a fan. Hell yeah. I feel like since I got sober, I wanted to lift weights, but I always had this thing from fighting.
If I get too big, you lose your fluidity and your punches and stuff and you gas out quicker. And basically, guys, because in layman's terms, you think, people like, man, you gotta spot that guy and I'm like, yeah, I'm a spot that guy. And they're like, he's giant. And I'm like, yeah, that's cheat.
Like for me, it's cheating because I can see his punches because his muscles show me when they're coming. And then after about 10 of them, he can't throw them anymore. And then I just beat the s*** out of it. So he did it.
Do you still fight? Uh, for fun zis? Yeah, not hard. I used to go every Tuesday.
Not every Tuesday, but a lot of Tuesday nights I go to my coach's gym and there's a lot of younger people that are kind of beginners. And I help them Learn how to fight and then if they're a little bit better than me I'll crack them a little bit but not not to Yeah, that's cool That's the joy That's like the highlight of my week so that until and stand up that actually works But if somebody's because everyone's younger than me I'm old especially for being a boxer and they're you know men especially men they're very confident that they're they can fight Yeah, and they're you know with weightlifting guys are like well, you know, you know, you know, you know, how hard do you want to go? I'm like to decide what right and then after a few minutes they're like oh wow and I'm like yeah It's like it there's like a learning process and everything I don't know if you know this but guys don't think that fighting involves A skill yeah a skill. Yeah, let me sing your song and I'm like I've been singing this song for 15 years Well, how come I can't do it like that's because you've been doing it for three months Yeah, but for some weird reason dudes in boxing don't they just think that I'm gonna be good and then I like dudes in general Are just over confident yeah cuz I find girls learn quicker.
Yeah, yeah, they just they're like how do you do it? Yeah, we want to get it right. We want to learn how to do it correctly It's easier to teach girls I feel like cuz it's like doing like this and they go yeah and I go yeah like that Yeah, I don't deal with men. I noticed that you have and you have trained men in the past I have yeah, you have your thing and all about the women.
I'm all about it and your team pretty I'm initially can you break down in simple terms? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
So I my I have an online fitness business for women and it's very much focused on mindset and accountability And I teach live classes on zoom four times a week which started the first week of quarantine Right good idea I was also a stand-up comedian in the past and I was a waitress for like 20 years And I got my purse I had taught spin and was into fitness and then got my personal training certificate like six months before COVID and then when quarantine happened I was well like well, I don't want to get fat now like what the fuck Yeah, I was a good street, you know So I was like and then I was on the phone with Laura bites Yeah, Laura bites and Nicole Amy Schreiber and I was like okay and they were kind of saying like oh maybe we should do and I was like Okay, maybe I'll lead us in just some exercises online like it's so lame But whatever I'll just do it on zoom and just be like a couple of us Yeah, and then I open my mouth and like told a bunch of comedian girlfriends Like okay, I'm gonna teach this class on zoom. It's gonna be so lame whatever But just come with nothing comedians the lifestyle very difficult very difficult to be a fit person nightmare It's a night. Yeah, I know you're going on the road and it's like oh wow. Yeah, you want me Do you want cheese with your bread or do you ever read with your cheese?
Yeah, I mean yeah, it's so hard So so the next day I taught a zoom class and there were like 25 girls that came and it was like so fun And we were just excited to see each other because we were like what is fucking happening right now. Sorry again And then I was like well I guess I'll teach again tomorrow because we don't have anything to do And I just taught like that every day just don't nation sometimes people would be like five bucks sometimes they've been Mummy 20 bucks whatever and I was like whatever I'm unemployment Let's just do this who cares and it's just like in my teeny little studio apartment Like at the foot of my bed like literally the space of a yoga mat like that's all I had and then like a year went by and Laura bites A bunch of people started losing weight and getting in shape and I saw that before and after her I was unaware because I've only known her for like half a year or so so I was like whoa Yeah, like shrunk. Yeah, so I just kept teaching and then people's bodies started changing a lot and giving them diet I wasn't at the time, but now I have a program where we do that Yeah, and so then she went on Rogan and shared about my class Which like was just kind of starting to be more of a business but not really and then it turned into a business That worked out right when you were ready to make it a business every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah And so now I have an eight-week accountability program called thought certification What's your what's the code again thought certification?
So it's a school of thought school of thought that's it is T. H. Oh T. T.
H. Oh, do you not like you used to think no like that? Ho over there or that hard-working woman over there. I always what I assume it was So school of thought now now I have an eight-week program and we do diet We do my workouts.
They walk 10,000 steps a day They drink a gallon of water a day and then they're in little accountability groups with five other women and we literally like hold your hand Every day now, it's just turned into this like awesome community. Yeah, it's it's awesome And it's I don't want to sound uneducated in front of a pretty lady, but I'm unaware of like thought T H O T No, that's yeah, I mean, that's that's normal. Most people don't know it. Okay.
Good, but still I am uneducated What's that one mean that hoe over there? Oh, it's like it's like some songs. It's like just a pop culture. Oh, they oh I'm not uneducated.
I'm just not cool. Yeah, you're not especially lit again. Yeah, okay with that. Yeah, same here Yeah, so I'm curious you talk about accountability and mindset much a dumb question, but it still obviously means to be asked like I've been Fit like everybody I've been fit and I've been unfit and you feel so good It feels easy when you're doing it and then you fall off like yeah At the end of the day.
Why is it so hard for us to follow through on doing the things that because like some people like I want to get fit But you know they could take a pill but like I really want to and still so much the time I'm not yeah, because it's hard and it's uncomfortable and it's easy to get stuck doing what you've been doing and it's easy to be Inself pity and it's easy to choose the easier way of course like we're humans, you know and the world is come like food-wise It's really hard to eat good like you've got to know it's more to me. It's more of an effort than working out Well, yeah, cuz we're not supposed to be seeing just like fat and sugar everywhere we turn You know what I mean? We're not designed to be that like open to it So I think you know like for I mean I think really any fitness and diet program works if you do it You know what I mean? It's not rocket science.
It's like work out. You right? Okay. We all know it works It's I don't have like some secret, you know, but the accountability, you know, we're pack animals Like we're supposed to depend on each other we're supposed to help each other and I think like it now in society It's like independent independent do it all yourself live in a little box by yourself driving a car by yourself and it's like that's not how we were meant to live we were meant to be together and help each other and When you have a bunch of women who are doing it with you and especially for women like a lot of us It's hard for us to support and be supported by women like we've been so taught to like be in competition with other women and I think it's really like helpful and Meaningful for women to be with other women doing the same thing and like practice supporting each other and that to me now It's like the coolest part of the program is that it's like it's women supporting women and it's powerful and it's like a bunch of witches You know, that's yeah, yeah I know I watched that which is like I'm gonna trigger you know what you will do when I watch it.
Yeah, yeah, you put spells on me How many spells do you have on you right now? Oh, well, I recently saw a person that hey shut up idiots They don't understand that they know the tone I could say hey you guys are so cool. I love you I get it. I should probably turn it into that But yeah, what did I who did I see oh I got frequency healed cool and a guy like me would be Calling some bullshit on that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but when you're Desperate I ran from everything by using drugs and sex and whatever I get and now I got divorced So I don't have a wife I live in this house by myself I would really like to run do it from the fact that that's what is happening But instead I went completely sober and I'm like man I Want to I want to live in a duck hole and just die in there I'm like I gotta get out I gotta do everything I can and I know coal punch creatine and I stretch and I you know It's not one thing but if I put them all in there it helps they all they help and I was like I don't know about this thing I was actually a fan of that DM me on Instagram that said you should try this it changed my friends life and I was like yeah Yeah, I'll try anything and then you know, it's a phone call and I'm like a phone call and it's not even like a face I'm like I don't even see the yeah, and I'm like okay. I'll do it. Yeah, but then they were talking You know they said they don't get weird about the word. It's like I sense you have a demon in you and I was like Oh, I was like yeah, that's up, you know, and then they're like, I said don't get weird, but I googled you Yeah, because I was like wait, you know, this is a little crazy It was an easy thing to say yeah, but they released it and the demons gone Oh, there's remnants.
Yeah wants to lingo, but now that I know what it is It's kind of like when I started talking to God. I'm like God doesn't talk back. I need somebody to go Jase and you know don't do that You know, but they never say that but then I actually got knocked out skateboarding like a couple months ago And when I woke up I heard a voice clearly say kill yourself and I was like hush No, you know seriously kill yourself And I was like seriously go fuck yourself No, yeah, and it kept echoing I was driving homes like two and a half hours home And I kept hearing it and I was like wow because I've been knocked out a lot And I know when I get knocked out that there's like a depression that wants to happen And I was like this is my you know hit my head and I got depression and the voice is me telling me the worst thing that I can hear But ever since I heard that voice clearly when I hear a positive thing that I say to myself to me That's God. Mm-hmm.
So that's how I take it. I don't care what anybody else thinks so their opinion of it doesn't mean anything to me I just hear very clearly you should you should definitely get up and go do that It's gonna help and it's enough. I think that's a positive. That's a positive thing to say Yeah, I'll do that and then what's what you know the ones where it's like you should go You know me bone that which that you don't you know that you don't really like I know you know I will not so I figured them out So I know I know who's who yeah, but since that lady did that there's like a vision I just keep seeing my ex with her boyfriend and I go why what I'm happy for them.
It's like no you're not think about it I don't want to think about it. I want to live my life like it's my time like I'm free She's free stuff doing that and it would just play over and over again That's like part of the it's a gift in the curse of me like if I want something to happen I can't get it out of my head like comedy. I can't stop thinking about it I'm gonna keep thinking about it until I figure out how to do it which is what makes you successful is that right? But if it's doing this negative thing to me It's like a demon that just keeps bringing me down Yeah And since she did that and I've done so I watch some other videos of her and like did some meditation with it and when I see it I get it out and the more I did that the more it doesn't show up or if it does it doesn't affect me like it used to And then now it just seems to have gone Okay, did that phone call yeah and instantly instantly it is it was less hurtful and then eventually like over a period of a week or two It's gone.
So what did she do frequency? Yeah, was it like a sound bath or something? No, she goes okay, so I'm gonna she's like breathe with me and then she goes like I'm gonna get a I'm gonna I see some tangling in your heart. Yeah, I'm gonna release that and then she starts doing some breath work stuff on the phone I think she's breathing.
I don't know. Yeah, and then all the sudden I start crying. She's just masturbating on the other I'm She was masturbating on other phase but it got me even if it's the placebo effect, sorry I can hear her like turning like knobs and things like on the other side. Oh, yeah I Think there's like an energy something that she has there that she's turning things as she's doing things like changing frequencies and changing Things on her end because I could hear it when I was doing it I mean I'm into I have also I literally had an energy healer on the phone yesterday for $250 where you tell her what's up Then she gets off the phone with you for 35 minutes does something yeah, and then she calls you back and talks like 45 minutes about Like what she's done.
She's like oh, I'm going into your kidneys and then you're hot and I was like okay I mean no as your demons. They're like calm right, you know, they're sleeping right well I mean again, I think it's like the placebo fact is real So if you think you're doing something that is gonna heal you and you feel like it's healing you then it can heal Yeah, I'm so like they say literally you can take a placebo and say this is a placebo and if you believe in it That it'll work. I've always said it's like it's like the thing in the matrix where what neo sees is what that's just the voice That's the face you know I've gone to that silly shaman guy who lives in a beautiful house in San Monica and you go to his guest house and it's Litticrous I don't want to give away his personal details, but he has not shot man like what's your picturing is not this guy This guy's like an accountant on the weekend, but there's a reason why I go back because You if you put faith in it, you start fixing your soul power of belief, which is everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's very It's always been very difficult for me to believe anything like that because I don't trust anybody Yeah, you're like hey, let me call you and release your energy.
I'm like really yeah, okay I am the dumbest person on the planet for taking this phone call. Yeah, but like I said I was desperate and then since then you know It's like I do believe it and I know I just as bad as it like when it gets bad for me I can make it worse than people can understand yeah where my house my life is a living hell Yeah, but now that it's flick the other way and I have what I believe is to be I have it in control Yeah, and I can get rid of it. It's going super fast because I'm skilled as fuck yes And when I drive when I drive into something I'm like that's it It's gone. It's gone quicker than normal people But and this is exactly why I fully believe like things are always happening for me not to me So even the shittiest thing that you can imagine happening for your divorce your whatever all of the thing I'll say my life because would you be doing frequency healing and practicing like what I mean exactly I wouldn't find it to force is no way would have been so right so it was necessary for your spiritual evolution Which is why we're all fucking here.
Yeah, so it's like actually thank you. Thank you for the worst pain ever Because you got to experience that worst pain ever now you get to find your way out of it and experience heaven I think like heaven and hell are both here on earth right now They're frequencies And you can be in the frequency of hell and you can be in the frequency of heaven and the only person who can determine which frequency You're in is yourself and you have to tune yourself to the right frequency Yep, and that's all about controlling your own mind controlling your own thoughts, which by the way is so Hard yeah, it is it's so hard. It's work. It's work.
That is what the work is though And then the thing about getting fit like you want to get fit It's like well like call me and tell me what to do and I can tell like people message me all the time I'm like, you know, what should I eat? I'm like, what should you eat really like it's pretty basic man Like don't eat cheese and bread. Maybe I have three meals a day Don't eat out of seven thirty drink a lot of water if you do that and exercise I guarantee you'll be fit But you do the DM because it's lazy, you know the chase is great. You want some secret and there's no It's the work.
There's no shortcut. I need the coal punch before the show I'm so sick of that thing I hate it and I and I got in it and I'm like I hate we're all busted like screw you man. I just want to cuss in there Yeah, but I do it and I feel but like I can tell that it works Yeah, so I just keep doing it and it's like how much do you want it? That's the thing to me like I want when I want something I I want just from skateboarding and fighting like I got into Fighting when I was older I train hard than dudes that are in the UFC.
Yeah, we're training You're probably fitter than me, but I'm going as long as you are You're probably not burning as much as me, but I'm going as long as you go Yeah, because I want it and that's the like I want to be fair Like I don't want to be sad anymore I'm like you kind of do because if you really don't want to be sad anymore You've got to go insane with it You have to want it more than you don't want how you are now like you have to want to be fit more than you Don't want to work out, you know, I've had tons where I'm like, you know what? I don't really want to be that fit anymore. I'm an eight-pizza with the kids. Yeah, I'm like hell yeah, pizza I don't care either way is hard like either way is hard like working out is fucking hard And so is wanting to yourself and hating your body and having nothing to wear So it's like either way it's fucking This is okay.
Either way it's just what is necessary to get Yeah, I know you know, you know, like We're fucking healing. Yeah, we're fucking healing. Either way is a fucking nightmare But you want to choose the nightmare that's gonna bring you closer to what you want, you know And if you had a taste that's the thing that I got from skateboard I was young I was untalented and I worked very I lived for it more than everybody I knew and I got better than everybody I knew and once I did that and it was like it was a fact I was like look at what I'm like top 10 in the world and I was worse than everybody when I started That's from passion. That's from going there every day and thinking about it And I had it I was touching it It wasn't like a thing that I've ever written a book I had it so then everything else I've ever done in my life I'm like remember when you went absolutely insane trying to be a professional skateboarder whatever you want in your life Do that yeah, just have the same mindset for that.
You won't be fat have that you want to be like a good A comedy have same mindset you want to fall in love with somebody same mindset Is there doubts did I doubt myself in skateboarding all the time? Did I have days where I was like crying? Yeah, crying and skateboarding I cried I fell out I tried to trick for like three days and then I ripped my pads and threw him over the fence and I went into a bush And I cried for like two hours until one of my friends was like dude. Are you in the bushes crying?
I said I was I think it was pretty hard to die But that yeah, but I was like because it's I was crying because it's over I was saying to myself It's over I'm never gonna make it and then I was pro for like 15 years after it like it's it's you can crash You can give up, but then when you you gotta you just have to eventually knock you up get back on and keep going Nothing can stop you. Yeah, yeah, I know at least in the work of yours that I sampled that you take it for granted the assumption that Working out is awful and painful and miserable Interesting theory. Yeah, I mean well I guess my whole thing is like you don't have to like it like a lot of people get so stuck on like they don't want to Start working out because they're like well, I fucking hate it. Yeah, yeah, right.
Yeah, right. I wish we could just be sitting by the pool eating pizza And that's how you get a great. Yeah, I mean Because people I mean we've been talking on and off about the subject for like 20 years now and Jason's advice has always been And I totally agree with it is like man It really would help if you could find a thing like if you like playing basketball now. You're just a puppy chasing the ball around It's so much easier.
I feel like you're mine's opposite. You're like you're niche is like look this is this blows Let's face it. Yeah, I mean I I that's I guess my whole niche is like for women who are like I know I need to work out and I don't fucking like it and it's like Yeah, I don't either like I'm not like a saccharine teacher like I don't wake up like oh my god I can't wait to go back and do something. I feel so powerful like no like I'm a fucking shit talker I wish a time go from Boston.
I hate everything You know what I mean? And I don't want to have to work out But I do want to feel strong and hot and good in my body And so it's like it works whether or not you like it, you know So if you're just willing to do what it takes to have what you want Then it doesn't matter if you like it because so yeah I guess my whole thing and you know I like talk a lot of shit in my classes and so my classes are good for women who like Need to be distracted, you know and they just want to kind of hear me yapping and they want I also like really hard on mantras and affirmations and I do in between each of my classes Yeah, and I started doing it because I need it because I have a fucking carnival between my ears, you know And so I've felt like at first I just kind of started I was like oh This is like so lame that I'm doing mantras in my class But it's turned into like a really like it's everyone's favorite thing now, you know, so Yeah, it's like you don't have to like it But you have to be open to doing something different if you want a different result I think it's I like I feel like maybe it's different for women But telling somebody that it's going to be difficult at the start is almost like you're getting their mind prepared for battle instead of going Yeah, oh, it's gonna be a breeze just like just call me. Oh, that's a lie You know, I mean so it's like I don't want to pretend like you're gonna like you know This mother living in Indiana getting this workout in while her kids are napping like this is gonna be the most fun things you can do right now It's not she would rather do a million fucking things, you know So as soon as you take a pressure off someone like no, you don't have to like it It's okay. You can still get in shape even if you hate working out because most people hate working out like of course There's people everyone in LA likes it whatever But like most people most women would probably tell you they don't like to do it I think there's a lot of walking up running again Yeah, I think there's a period where when it starts to pay off when you see and you see the payoff Yes, then there's this incentive, uh-huh, cuz it's a I said lifting I got bigger and I was like oh Oh, is it easier to go now than it was?
I almost don't want to miss a day now because I know that if I don't miss a day I wonder if I'll get even bigger. What would that look like how much will I get over myself that day? Yeah, so but I think it just takes a pressure off, you know Women like when they know like it's okay that I'm like annoyed and whining about this like it's all right You don't have to be like in you don't have to be like a gym rat in order to be in shape Have you had to tell ladies the truth sometimes like do you find that they might have excuses and you go? Yeah, I always say the truth.
Yeah, let's tell all over your stuff not for the easily offended So what does that mean in practice you insulting your clients? No, I'm not No, no you don't use a big word ever. No, I do sometimes I do it. Yeah, I mean I have a potty mouth So that's like what just goes yeah, it's a sort of why it's like don't take it so like offensively It's just like how I speak yeah, but of course when people have it's like of course we all have a million excuses It doesn't mean they're not valid, you know, and of course you have this and your kids and you have this job Of course, you're a human in the world like yeah, but at the end of the day, it's like Well, do you want a hot body or not like okay like you can keep your excuse?
I mean stop arguing for your excuses like you can have them, but you can also make it happen You know, it's like completely possible to just turn on the fucking computer and do these postures You know, how are you helping comedians on the road eat? Do you have a secret for them? Well, I'm a bit of a woman. I might take this advice.
I mean I as I've already said They they track macros in my program Mm-hmm, so like your car's proteins and fats of my fitness pal Mm-hmm So a lot of them will like bring their protein powder on the road and like bring like a blender bottle and then just do their best And I always say like just try to focus on hitting your protein goal and like your macros are gonna be a little wonky when you're traveling Of course, it's harder when you're not like in your kitchen preparing your food You know, but if you can just focus in on meeting your protein goals Then like be a little more graceful with yourself about not being perfect. How are you with supplements? I personally take fish oil and creatine and like a green B-A-s no BCA's what is it? I don't take those.
I just started taking that. I eat a lot of meat I know Put a curse on me. I mean that is not cool I just got into that not me no the BCA is because my coach I live with my boxing coach sometimes and he's like cuz I get sore I feel like Every now and then cuz I'm trying to beat him. Yeah every time we go if I can live more than him It's a way he's pissed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and advice a versa and that's we go for it Which goals you go to I go to the one just of the road here But then I also I go to the one in Hollywood because it's like tons of hot chicks in there And I feel like one day someone's gonna come up and be like you're really cute. I go to the one in Venice Right, so that's why I need to go. Yeah. Yeah, I used to go there.
It's fun It's like crazy people watching that That's my I still like going there to watch People hit the the because people can't box and they have heavy bags there and for some reason Jack dudes want to hit the bag every now And it's always fun to watch Jack dudes do stupid shit on the heavy bag and I just snicker, you know Like that's my little I'm like, huh, okay, can I try one of these now? Yeah, go for it. Yeah fitness guru tries first Oh, yeah, no, I'm a Nick it. I'm a junior grit nonstop.
I mean, I'm not like over here saying I'm fucking perfect It's not perfection. You're a smoke. Huh? You were a smoker.
I soon. Oh, yeah Oh, she's a brand. Oh all of them But I used to like smoke unfiltered lucky strikes in the parking lot and then go teach two spin classes in a row like a fucking animal Oh, yeah, I was fucking gross like I was like Danny I was with you I Live down here No, no keep it there come soon to stage just adjust don't give up well somebody's up wiggling it Just leave it down there. Don't let it go to the side keep it here.
Don't bite it It's like a chipmunk now oh spin class will never be the same Wow It's not the nicotine it's I don't like the feeling of like the cloth I don't usually cuz I should have a formula Graham knick Rhett's and I always have like I used to have like some like hardcore bodybuilder trainers I go that'd be like then you have one I'm like dude, it's gonna make you nauseous. I'm like no I'm like alright. Okay, you know like I take one 20 seconds throwing it out I'm like dude that thing that was two dollars apiece. All right, well, I'm surprised that was hard for me Cuz my nicotine tolerance is it's the good stuff Wow sometimes I don't like it either So does I have one I got oh no are they all six milligrams?
No, they have three I have three as well I just don't like that it pops off your you're just like it holding it. That's what I noticed Yeah, I feel like are you sure you can't put it over here? Thank you I Do That's a little weird I will Can Oh, yeah Good show Now that I have a problem, sorry, it's all I gotta say. Oh, yeah, these are the best Wow.
Yeah, these are fun I know I might yes jump on that. That's right. What's the what's the flavor fruit shell and actually tastes like fruit Yeah, it's like juicy fruit. There's a citrus one of these it's not very citrusy Yeah, I like the coffee flavor, but I just don't like the delivery system is not it for me You gonna put lipstick on right now?
I got lipstick from Ran if you go my book I'm gonna put it on today. I got Christina Pazinsky's Oh, I did the best. I said I haven't you have some yeah, oh fuck yeah, bring that out I did the first eight show. Yeah the other day and I got like a package from Ben from doing the show And I got like a mums house hat and a sweatshirt And then I saw what I thought was Christina Pazinsky chapstick because it's a carrot package for me Yeah, you wouldn't give me lipstick, but I was like maybe there because they think I'm a little bit gay your nails are painted Yeah, you know, yeah, I think they're trying to be inclusive.
This is such a good right. Have you tried this Brianna? Her red is the best Okay, you gotta let her try it so good Man you putting that on is like never see Bushemi in Billy Madison With the people to kill this chair now you nailed it Is this You two bitches are ready for the meg What's up ladies? Oh, god, I love that shit.
Oh, you look better than me with it. Well, you're very good at doing it Did I do it for 40 years? Yeah, yeah, it's close, but I think it looks better on the Stasha Stasha. I'm sure okay It's a cross-air bear Is that sure the most annoying name so it's trust me?
It's no it's it's short for anastasia. I'm sorry Mary anesthesia Yeah, but no one can ever yeah, that is Yeah, he does it. He's aggressive with that thing. Well, he did that really well I was probably like that's 30th take Yeah, my not even his first time.
Yeah, yeah, maybe it is it looks good. It looks good on you You imagine your little heart a line no seriously if I'm attractive with this on no You know in the vampire movie when the vampire just ate like somebody's like neck yeah like you just fed yeah It looks like you just fed. I think I look great. I just want to say thank you Christina your glasses.
Yeah, mhm Yeah, I'm gonna go out like this. Okay, so laid. I mean just as late as I was gonna get without it, but that's good You're not doing that right now, right? I would oh you're not like Ain't that a bitch, huh?
Man, I know it's way harder when you're sober. She's waiting for you She's waiting for you to be the man that she needs and you're on your way Just a few more of those frequency feelings and you're almost even free. Yeah, what's you stop talking about your ex so much? You'll be closer, you know, yeah, let's get to know that's what I think okay, you'll get there But with five and a half months right so the whole first year no are you doing that whole thing no?
I mean God's doing it for me. Yeah. Well. Yeah, it's God doing for you.
What you want to do for yourself. Yeah, it's serious ways But get the lipstick on stay away from underpasses I don't know if this looks as good as I originally thought well you just look decorated and that's kind of your luck anyway, you know Like a gay Christmas tree so I was thinking about you know your workout stuff knowing that you were coming by and it occurred to me that For guys we've been getting advice since like the beginning of time for like things that men can do to get in shape that like makes sense Like play play sports or join the military or lift weights or something and then I was like military Whereas like for girls I feel like it's been really really hard as a culture to like hit that groove But there's the number of stupid things that have been pitched to women as like just do this and I was thinking of the shakeweight primarily The number of things like yeah, we use that in my class you do yeah Yeah It's not again, it's like it's the same shit It's well what everyone does in my program is they walk 10,000 steps a day, okay? So it's like five miles. Yeah, right?
They do three to four of my workouts a week my workouts all have dumbbells and booty bands but a lot of people start just with booty bands like the fabric resistance bands and Then they'll like a lot of them like invest in where dumbbells as they go and get stronger Yeah, and drink a gallon of water a day and then watch your food I mean are you as a matter like specific things like working out is like yeah lift weights and walk I just wonder what you thought about some of the classic lady pitched exercise regimens I'm gazur size. Do you ever ever dabble in jazz or something? No, I have not done jazz Fun, so I stay fit I get one of those Flairy pants, why can't he have the same legging cheese gov 82 was wild man. Oh my god, and this is like serious It's not like a parody right looks like a set of my life.
Yeah, exactly looks like fake in what way is this even jazzy? Like this actually gives jazz a bad name. That's why I'm saying something wow Yeah, maybe I will change my classes Oh my god in a way that at one point somebody grabbed that and didn't go hey, yeah Yeah, don't I look like I'm like the guy who made that just like wanted to watch a bunch of women Yeah, yeah, well, but the flip side of that was there were for sure husbands at some point who bought their wives shower massagers Having no idea what the wife was actually gonna use the shower massager for oh what it's just don't you have a special shower massager? I watched like a couple your podcasts, so I knew you know knew something about you and I happened to watch a podcast We can talk about us are in thing that I put up my butt.
Yeah. Yeah, I don't need to use that anymore Okay bash me on my own show I didn't even know that existed. I was just like my world was opened You know well my butt is open from it Wow, I know they sold those this is not so much more offensive with the Seriously harassed all the sudden Promo I know Yeah, I don't really need to do that anymore. Yeah, but I don't mind doing it like it's like a good if you're constipated Yeah, yeah, but yeah, I don't know about it's still there I just I got a new shout.
I fixed my show the other day my shower broke and I super glued it was leaking and I was like ah It's alright It's just still water coming out of the shower and then the next time I use it was like oh wow That's like a big leak and I was like you know what I'll sugar it and then the sugar didn't work And I was like I'll super glue it and then I super glued it and then it kind of stopped And then it was kind of leaking out of the top and I try to fix it And then it was like just squirting out everywhere all over the place and I was like dude you are like not handy It's crazy, right? It was really I felt like bad about myself. Yeah, the worst part is my wife is Yeah, that's how as emasculating as it is to not be able to do stuff like the number of times We've got shit that we needed to do basic assembly on and she's like you watch the kid while I put this together Yeah, yeah, we don't need to do the dance here. We know how this works.
Yeah, yeah, I might have been like that Yeah, I've seen your work on the way Oh, oh, my did you do that? Rihanna did it no, it wasn't me. No, who did it Brad Williams broke. Oh, yeah, no who fixed that?
I mean oh I attempted to fix it. Yeah, there you go. Thank you You're doing great. I was working to be fair.
I know I know Joke off had to break it and it's fixed again Yeah, someone called tell his wife Crazy is she get that sorted, but I got a new one Michael and I got pink tools That's the worst part is any because I own tools when we met and she did whoa, I wouldn't keep that Yeah, I think you first sharing that We have a pink hammer because you don't know how to use a hammer. I know I use a hammer I didn't own one. Yeah, she did she bought them and was like you're so not gonna use it She brought them to the relationship. Oh, she already had them.
Yeah, that's a good woman. Yeah. Wow. She's a freak in the sheets a dock worker in the I've never had the pleasure Wow, I actually need to hang some pictures of my son's room I've been putting it off for like 18 months.
He's out growing the shit No, I could do I know what I'm to be perfectly honest I'm really OCD about getting everything straight and there's no way I'm gonna do it Like I'll measure it all with the tape and then I'll put it up and I'll be like those are not even this is driving me fucking crazy That's what task rabbit is for though I had an ex boyfriend who like put up curtains in my house and then when he left I call the task rabbit to come over and fix it all and then he just thought he had like done such a good job, you know Oh, you didn't tell him? That's good. Oh, you're so nice. I kicked him out I was gonna say left him from the text right like this guy knows what he's doing.
Yeah, yeah Well, I put a shower in a shower in my car myself and it works great. Well, that's impressive. Thank you. That's really impressive Thank you.
It's like not a small fee. Yeah every time I use it now. I go look at me. Yeah, no leaks It works good.
I even put the butt squirt a thing back on. Oh, yeah, just in case Did you do that in sobriety or oh, yeah? Oh, yeah, I wouldn't have got to that I clean I clean my house and I now at first Now I clean the house to relax Wow, yeah, I'm like what is that? I'm like I get home like if I fly somewhere and I come back My daughter stays here and trashes the place how old is she 19?
Oh, wow, you know, she doesn't trash a place It's just like the dogs trash the place and she doesn't clean up after the dogs But instead of unpacking or like doing what I used to do which would be immediately roll a joint Maybe watch the Netflix eat some ice cream I just start cleaning everything before I can like unpack and I'm like what it what are you progress? Yeah, something like that. You're a cool dad 19 year old. That's like she must think you're the coolest guy I hope so I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't but she's pretty cool And I know she thinks when you're that cool, it's pretty hard to know anybody cooler Mm-hmm.
She might not think I'm that cool and I'd be okay with that because I'm like here. She's pretty cool Mm-hmm. There are some people who manage to raise kids without their kids rebelling and hating them Like I've always joked that they're just gonna be like a 10-year window and I'm comfortable with that like my son's 12 I'm like, oh, really? Yeah, I'll use him in a I'll lose him in a year or two because he still thinks I'm awesome and he thinks my dad jokes are hilarious And then he'll curse the ground that I walk on and slam doors in my face for about 10 years Yeah, and then after that he'll come back and we'll be friends But like there are people who don't have that 10-year period of a strange but it can be done.
I don't know what's the same as I'm cool. Yeah, how old are you? 6 that's a way too long. 46.
Oh, gosh. You look great. You both look so young. We're on steroids.
Yeah, whatever You know whatever it takes. Yeah, do you what's your relationship like with your kids? I remember so I'm sorry Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, my mom lives in Greece Which is why I go back and forth from Greece because not that you seem like uneducated, but I remember hearing you My parents are like crazy. Yeah, my dad is right dictionaries and me.
I know My dad lives in Venice Beach. I moved him from Brooklyn to Venice Beach during COVID. He's 80 He writes dictionaries He he and my mom met because my mom was taking ancient Greek at Penn and my dad was a TA like their nerds My mom was a Latin teacher. Yeah, and now she said me no strict they they were straight I was like a good girl for and for a while Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm And they're just like I wasn't allowed to say damn or piss and I wasn't allowed to watch like MTV, you know, like And now I'm like, you know, that's like what in the what happened, you know, well, but then once I started making my own My own either like finds whatever, you know, but um Yeah, they're like major academic nerds, which does surprise people when they find that out about me Yeah, but I'm I'm the oldest I have a younger sister who lives in Tuscany in Italy and she has a son But I'm the oldest and I have no kids so I'm I just kind of go back and forth keep my eyes on just sister in America Like she speaks and it yeah, she's married to an Italian speaks full-on Italian Do you speak Greek?
I'm learning Greek now, but it is wow. Oh, yeah Like the letters first of all they have letters that just look like made up paintings like they just look like made up Yeah, and then the letters that they do have that are the same as our letters means something completely different like their P is our R That's bullshit when you live there. Well, do you like start to pick it up? I get really insecure because I don't like to sound stupid You know because I don't think you sound good No, because actually most of them speak English, but I started like ordering my coffee in Greek Which is like so lame that's all I have but I'm thinking less that yeah, some are but you know I just get insecure that I sound so ridiculous, but then it's like yeah, well when people try to speak English and they're not from here I don't think they sound stupid.
I'm like oh cool. You're like trying. I want to speak Spanish Yeah, yeah, I'm every man does I think I did salsa poorly, but I want to that's cool my bossy coaches Cuban and he tries to teach me salsa in between rounds So every time I do it he goes a little bit better for a white guy and I might man Because he can tell you when he goes oh man look you get a little better. He's got a weird green on his face I know it's terrible and then you just beat the shit out of him But yeah, he's trying but the more I do it the more I learn about their food and all the stuff that they're into I'm like man.
I should have been Cuban because I like your sandwiches. I like all the things you do bad go and I don't want to go. I gotta work. Yeah, that's like a vacation.
I mean that's not in the books right now Yeah, I could I've always fantasize about retiring and moving to Miami Yeah, and then wearing like the flower shirts and being good at salsa. Yeah and just dancing with all the younger girls Cause I'll be really old yeah, yeah, I can see this for you because he said yeah They do that he said there's old guys there like a gold chains and if I show and they just cut up a rug and then they Dance with all the girls all sexy and shit and they go home. I'm like I could that sounds 100% You could be doing that next week. I see that for you.
Thank you. Yeah, I think I've got more than a week just Dance just based on myself. I got maybe like 10 years of hard clothes I'll say maybe I won't look like an asshole when did you start doing stand up because four years? Okay, okay, yeah, well, I got fired from satellite radio That was a show that was five days a week in a friend of mine.
You probably know Sam triply I haven't met him in person, but well he tried to get me into he's like you should just end up your funny guy I was like yeah, I'm a funny guy and I got up there with no plan. I was like, oh, I'm not funny Yeah, and then I was like I don't really want to do that anymore It's kind of like I actually had like an opinion of myself as I thought I was a funny guy I was like every time I do stand up. I am absolutely positive I'm not funny because I don't have a plan and I'm not I didn't have a good It wasn't that good. I was like it was fucking average Yeah, and then I got fired and then it was like well I can pretty much try anything and I knew that I couldn't try anymore sports because I get hurt and I'm old I was like let's just do it Let's like really give it a go I was like let me actually repeat myself and try to like actually have a set Yeah And then I was very lucky because of the radio show I know people that are big comedians and they're like do a show with me Ryan sickler and then Whitney Cummings have me do a show And then that the rest was history like once I did that That's awesome I was like okay, I really want to do it and I've just been working on it as much as I can Yeah, I'll do in all these shows and stuff, but I love it.
Yeah, I stopped doing it in 2020 What I don't you know when I started doing my classic kind of like scratch the itch for me And I was I ran a show at the comedy store in the bellyroom for years. Yeah, it was called ride or die Yeah, it was awesome. I loved it. You ran it.
Yeah, it was my show kick an ass It was so fun, but I also noticed that as I was getting older. I was like getting more and more stage fright Which is weird. Yeah, yeah, like I was as I was moving along I was getting more anxious about it and I'm like well, this isn't like that fun of I'm like yeah Yeah, I think you do you know why I don't know but I found that like in my class You know, I sort of was able to just talk shit So it wasn't it kind of got that out of me and then I was just like in my class in my house And like there was no stage fight and I sort of just like lost the need to get on stage because I felt like I was kind of like on stage Yeah, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah, I 100% like it's like to do a bunch of things that you're into you spread yourself to thin Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got like I can't be like it's skateboarding I can't be that good at fighting like comedy is my thing.
Yeah, do I skate from time to time? Yeah? Do I do I box? Yeah, but like where is my heart?
Yeah, where's my passion? It's in that so this was the first time that you Well before you were doing radio so you weren't like on stage But this is the first time you were like on stage in public like by yourself, right? Yeah I mean there's similar thing like I've been an announcer at x games when I was younger Yeah, and I've done like little skateboard things where I've been the announcer at the demo Yeah, yeah, and I always used to joke when I was the announcer people I would have the crowd laughing Yeah, but I also was kind of talking shit on the people that I'm skating and some of the athletes were like hey man Like I'm glad you're enjoying yourself But like can you not point out that I look like a crab apparently when I do this one trick? I was like oh man, I was trying to find it so that like didn't I didn't feel good about that I want to help skateboarders I don't want to buy anybody out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah But yeah, I think there was definitely a the first time I did a big show I was more nervous doing that show than fighting and that's the most nervous I've ever been like when I'm fighting I thought I was really nervous was a brand improv with Ryan sickler and it was like six hundred people and I was behind the curtain And I was like I'm gonna faint. I'm like what is happening right now I remember I was this one time I was gonna fight a guy where I knew he was gonna knock me out It was like more of a hey everybody want to see me get knocked out by a heavy weight You have seen fighter that was pretty much the whole ticket Yeah, I was like this is gonna suck and I was very nervous And this when you get knocked out it's like you're unconscious and you're like not And Barrett why I'm sure it is Yeah, the whole bit right before it's pretty pretty nerve-wracking I got three hundred pounds and I'm like man, I thought we were friends. Yeah I'm not friends with you right now. I'm I do big to be that angry Yeah, and that that was very nerve-wracking but that then Whitney Cummings DM me and goes do you want to do a show with me?
And she's friends with Tony Hawk's I was more I mean San Diego You skateboarders like you and Tony right so like come down and do a set before me and it was it was 1300 people at a theater Oh my that's your first show That was my fourth show like well that was my second show in front of a crowd because before that it was the dime buying front of People for like a year. So that one was once again where I don't even remember what I said to her before or after like I was just like don't pass out Yeah, like say whatever you had to say and then get out of here like it was it was so nerve-wracking But the adrenaline and the pressure it was it was like skateboarding, but if you do bad you don't have to go to hospital So I could do this emotional women Yeah Already hate myself You do too like the drive like if you bomb I noticed that was when I knew that I wasn't gonna quit because I bombed and how I was up the street and I was living in Hermosa Beach So it's like 45 minute drive home at like midnight and I was so damn yes And up but I but I knew it like when I got home I sat on the couch and I was like no like it's not gonna end like this And I was like oh I've talked like this before this is in skateboarding where I was like you're not giving up Like you're gonna figure out how to do this. Yeah, you're not bad by the bird Yeah, and then I hang out with a bunch of depressed bro people and we get along like like two peas in a party Great. Yeah, I know comedians are the best.
Yeah, they really are I went to a males one time And it was like five of us and they're all like add their minds funny, and I was like okay This is yeah, I mean that's the only reason I don't like Greece is there's no comedians there They don't have sand up I mean I went to an open mic in Greek once just because I was like I need to like I just need to like be in the I'm not even gonna get up I just kind of want to yeah taste like get a feel you know I was like sitting in like the front It was like a coffee shop and I was like oh and my like producer brain is like why isn't anyone testing the mic like Why isn't anyone testing the light? And I was like okay relax like I'm in Greece I do think slowly and then I watched two hours of stand up in Greek Just smiling didn't understand one fucking word one guy made me laugh though one guy was so funny that even though I didn't understand one Word he was saying I was laughing the whole time. It's good. He should go to LA Yeah, you know, but it was it actually made me homesick I was like that's kind of you know Was the environment like a comedy show open mic it was like and then I went to one in English like all Greeks They did it in English and it was like an open mic, but it was like a full show And I was like I liked it better when I couldn't understand it actually I Like it's not you know what I mean.
I'm just used to the best, you know, it's in Greece and it's not like yeah Yeah, it's like when you're really when you're a really good Greek skateboarder. You're in America I was a really good Australian skateboarder. I was right before then when I wasn't that good. I was in a really good Greek Stand-up sorry, you're on his poppins.
Yeah, we all know where we're going. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah You were left with what's the deal with the deal with the deal with the deal with the deal? Good, I do live there.
I live in both places. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah, and what do you do when you do I Still I work I can work from any I mean when you're not working like what's Greece like life like Greece is dope It's it looks beautiful.
It's it's like all of Greece. Well, I lived there I've lived there for like six months in a row and then I've been or I'm sorry I live there for eight months and then I've been back here for about five weeks And I'm going back next week and the plan is just to kind of do like two months there one month here two months there one month Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's cool. I want to steal your job. It's it's the greatest blessing that I can work from anywhere Yeah, it's like my laptop and like I got dumbbells and stuff over there.
Yeah, it's fun And it makes me I like to be in a place where like I don't know what's going on and everything's new It's like stimulating you know and I was in LA for 20 years and it's like I love LA It's home like Venice Beach is home like forever, but also like it makes me like I'm just like uh-huh This one should I get like that just nice to get out and see different shit on your eyeballs and be like oh, it's not all fucking Demonic Hollywood like it's not like there's so much more and it just I feel healthier there like the food there the air the Water everything is like the water is real clean. I mean dude the Aegean Sea is it ruins you know, you know, you come back I can't I'm like why can't my mommy's be like I only swim in the Aegean. I'm like all right relax, you know But then it's like then it's like then it's that much better than it is You know cuz you go to the like shitty city beach there and it's just crystal clear like you feel like you're a new human afterwards And it's like yeah, I don't want to go swim in the like shit filled Venice Beach. Yeah, you know, I mean it literally does have shit in it Yeah, literally I feel like a lot of the guys there would be really gross walking around am I being racist?
I mean the guys are gross here, too I've never been to Greece but 20 years ago I went to Rome and I just did like the tourist shit for a day and my like salient memory the mental image is Outside of the Coliseum they were two guys that were hired to be security guards And they were just these like Goomba dudes wearing togas one guy was on a flip phone talking to something while the other guy was like Talking to women walking past and I was like oh, this is like yeah, Rome meets mudder. I'm not in the good way Yeah, I mean it's definitely a different vibe for sure like there they're more Outwardly masculine. Yeah, you know what I mean, which I mean, I'm 41 I'll take I'll take the cat calling as long as I can get it, you know what I mean I'm not going like oh my god. I'm going.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank god, you know, so you know, I I Yes, 100 percent. How are the ladies hot?
You know, yeah, yeah, is they more more in shape? They don't like work out. Yeah, so much, but they're just like naturally healthier because So everyone is crazy and you can feel it and I was like I wonder if I go back to America like the difference in a food I was like don't be so lame. I'm gonna be fine, but you do dude I came back here and literally within a week like my ears were itchy like my pussy was it even the laundry deter I was like everything was like what is happening.
I was like, oh, yeah, I'm being poisoned. I forgot So yeah, I mean there's a there's a full difference 100 percent man if I got a itchy pussy. Yeah, I would probably move back pretty quick You know, I know so I was like well, I can't live here. Yeah, yeah, that is a really good reason I'm trying to draw the line at it pussy from detergent.
Well, you get detergent and bring it back. They won't let you I guess you could yeah, I mean I just got like the all the free and clear or whatever and then it's fine But just everything is cleaner there. You know, like there's not something like there's no poison and everything that has your water over there Great bottle water great. You know, that's bad.
I know it's all bad. I know I know I know it's a nightmare. So to take talk yesterday Yeah, the microplastics. I know it's actually bad waters and nestle.
It's sitting in a fucking cargo thing. You know, I know it's a nightmare It's all a nightmare. I want this guy on you to tell you No, I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know what I mean like I'm sorry I can't drink that water and I just caught my 80th piece of knicker at but nigga is good for you But really think your poison. I know but here's the thing.
I do feel I know liquid death sponsors everyone But I'm sure but I get tricked out on drinking something that says death on it. What you know what I mean? It's metal It is metal. I'm not very metal at all.
Hey, you are metal Your your metal is fine. Thank you. That's it. Yeah, I'm taking it I mean you have weird toxins No, we're literally being full of heavy metals right now It's very inspiring and you're and you're inspiring the ladies There getting fitter and living healthy Hot is our birth right.
Yeah, I'm hot and strong is our birth right? See that's my I great. That's my lady vibes right there because I feel the same way. Yeah, you go girl.
Thank you I'm not offended. No, no, I will go and I am a girl What I find up and I'm excited to start your class in May. I'm so excited you side up It's gonna be awesome. I've been following you for a really long time really is your hilarious.
Yeah, like COVID Oh, I saw you just take off and I saw your business take off and you crack me up And I'm like you I was feeling so just gross like not taking care of myself And then you came up the other day and I'm like fuck it Hell yeah, and I just love you and I feel like it's gonna be fun and like why not it's gonna be fun. It will be fun I'm so excited. Thank you so much to do it too. So what's your friend's name?
Britta? Yeah, Britt and Brianna. Yeah, awesome We'll put you in a group together. I will I promise I'm not allowed to join up.
No, sorry I'll let you come to like if you ever want to come to a class you can't make a special appearance. You just DM me and Cast me out every now and then yeah, sure School of thought after dark No, I think you need more love not more tough love right now because I am tough love coach Yeah, like you you got that covered I noticed that from when we had the satellite radio show I was in charge of everybody and I'd be like what are you fucking you know? And people like you know what dude. I really like the way you talk to me.
Yeah, and I'm like it's coming from a loving place You so freak yeah, and I didn't realize it like that's my coach. Yeah, like when I come do something That's the voice that I hear yeah, but since I've had people coach me in positive ways. Yeah turns out that was just like how I was I know I think you're entering your like soft girl era right now. Yeah, I've been in for a little bit actually Yeah, or yeah, you're in I think that's great.
Yeah, I'm trying It's funny. I was at the gym today and I listened to some music that I liked it's kind of listen a lot of Spanish music now And some of them are like kind of love songs and stuff and I'm like wait Man I'm faster. Yeah, I went back to Pantera Pantera is like pretty racist and now that I think about it at the time I didn't know like I used to think that the Dukes of Hazard had a cool logo on their car I didn't know I wasn't from here. Yeah, I was like Bad ass man, and I was like oh wow those guys are racist and then the singer of Pantera was doing some weird stuff when he got drunk Like a couple years ago and I was like oh no that that's not a cool way to walk He's walking like those those soldiers did it when they were in the Nazis that and then and then he said white power a lot And I was like that's not cool so I got a little thrown off But then there's things that I got from them because he's second album was all about doing it yourself and being aggressive But being moving forward in a positive direction and then when they got bigger the lyrics were more about just I think it was more He was drug-influenced it was more about hating yourself and everything and then they dropped off like I feel like they really kind of Lost it and he got fat and looked like crap and yeah, and then the band like Someone someone told them were killed.
Yeah, so actually kind of a horrific ending for that band, but at one point that band was so Influential to me that it helped me with my skateboard life I just kept listening to that one song. It's not even the whole album It's just one song where it's just it's an anthem of being driven yeah And and not racist in any way just being powerful and being positive and driven yeah, and I still listen to that and now It's like can feel like I was kind of trying to dissect the today in the car where I was like okay That song really hell you know there's wait I was looking today where I was like you know one more You know I've got that thing pumping in my head and I can't damn you're gonna do one more and it helps Yeah, it does help yeah, then when it's done and I turn it off. I'm like okay So when somebody cuts you off in traffic no more no more determination You don't have to be like motherfucker like you don't know what I just did or what I went through like it's back to Yeah, cool. So I have more of a brighter I have a broader like span of music and influence so I can pick and choose which one suits me and suits other people when I'm around them Yeah, cuz it's not like all or nothing, you know like addicts were very all or nothing about everything, you know So it's like yeah, it's this and that like be in the gray like you can listen to Taylor Swift or whatever I mean to that yeah, I mean to that but yeah, I feel like I was very close-minded when I was younger So it's very hard for me to understand other people's positions if I've only listened to Panettarium and Tariemen Tariemen for the last 20 years yeah, I've understood all these other things where and not just heard them appreciated them Yeah, like I love a lot of music where I don't even know what they're saying you know like I listen to Mark Anthony I don't know what the hell he's saying he's new album.
Yeah, what I feel it what it might be better that way same as Greek open Mikers, you know my wife listens to a bunch of like French pop and you're like man These guys are every single one is amazing and then they dablin English like these guys are more Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I didn't realize how romantic Spanish people are you did it. Yeah, so it's a very romantic kind of thing Yeah, they're good at it. Yeah, they're good at sex. Yeah, I like them.
Yeah. Yeah. All right. We should probably stop so thanks For having me so much.
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