Staying chai-drated

Two things we discovered while recording this episode: we have a strange affinity for using different bodies of water as metaphors, and Jews do in fact control the world. Jk about #2. Kinda. Anyhoo, we’re here to celebrate Tu Bishvat, aka the New Year of the Treez (perfect for us, right?). We start this glorious holiday episode with a lil catch up sesh, and after Lindsey almost forgets to ask Rachel what’s new in her life, we plop ourselves down in our kozy little Kush Korner and chit chat about where we got our jazz cabbage. Rachel takes us through the meaning of Tu Bishvat and how to make meaning out of a tree-filled holiday when you hate nature, and Lindsey then discusses the misconception that Jews and the Illuminati are one and the same. We close by giving each other blessings, cause we’re besties and also so fucking cute, and of course, end with a splish splashy round of “Is this kosher?” We say it every time but we never lie. This is our best episode yet and we’re SO fucking happy to be here!