Steamer Trunk Full of Tranny Hookers

We met someone with a bumper sticker this morning. Your job, imagine "16 Candles" with Pelicans. Good. Now that you've done that, imagine who is bailing out Steve Baldwin now. Hint: it might be God. One final imagine. Imagine, if you will, the next step in cellular technology. Forget Apple Phones, Google Phones, and Yahoo Phones. The future my friends is the Ask Jeeves Steamer Trunk. Imagine that! Phew, by now I imagine your imaginations is all tuckered out. Why don't you give that old brain box a rest and join us for some laughs. Go ahead, LISTEN. Yup, now is fine. Go ahead. Seriously, why are you still reading.