I think I am go ahead judge away. What's up? Are you? Yeah, by the time for being gay since I got sober though.
You're not game or? No, I mean I'm still gay because you can't get out once you've got the gate. You can't get out. Okay.
I don't engage in gay stuff anymore. But I've already told everybody a thousand times so there's no coming back. Okay, and then you're like well then yes. So you're done the sucking but you're sucked.
I'm not saying I'm when I did it all. I liked it all. Then why would he be doing it? I don't know.
Keep the options open. Guys make me mad. Okay, yeah that makes sense. And now it's like I'm trying to look for like somebody who is in a whore and when you're an ex whore nobody wants a day.
So it's pretty boldly. Oh wow. Am I supposed to feel bad if he does not have this podcast? It's like come on.
It's kind of the intro segment. It's not working at all. So you can obey the cow in the hair and head. I'm not feeling bad if you were.
Where does this rank amongst the other speed dates you've had? Actually, this is like the most of the guys I used to be were like I'm gay. I'm like well I'm not a man so I don't know why we're here right now. Welcome to the show.
I said yes to this. My mother's totally married. Do we do we do we do we do not get we get better. This is quite the pyrotechnics here.
It's a full blown scorpion show. Welcome through the mist to the show. Thank you for pronouncing my name correctly. Yeah, I said to I said to Val and then she said it's spelled toe love and I braid it out.
To laugh. To laugh. I said I said it. I read it and still said it the wrong way.
And then I told you that I was retarded and had dyslexia and then I thought about it and I was like yeah I'm not lying. Yeah and I'm still not feeling bad for you. No I don't expect you. I don't want you to.
It's fair. You're like you're a legend and I've been that often. Oh okay. I should have done that.
You're Canadian. I am Canadian. Yeah, see I do that. Well see this is what I want to say to you.
I have a big brag as an Australian man. Yeah. I made the Canadian national team Aussie football the national team the Canadian national team. Thank you.
I brag about this a lot of times my biggest brag and no one knows what I'm saying. I had the fastest 4k running in Canada. That's why I made the team because my skills weren't great but I was very fast. I was very good at tackling.
I had the best goals in my life. I was only going to 27 years in the front of my life and made the national team. But it doesn't pay. It pays less than comedy which is crazy which is wild.
So I didn't go to Australia to play, I could have. You could have. I could have. I was like no, I got my first comedy.
You banned it out because of comedy. That's what I was saying but I was in a band and I was like I got to go to a girl that was going to be a pro skateboarder but I'm pretty sure the band wasn't going to work out. You were going to be a great football player. I wasn't good.
I was good. I was good. I was good. I was fast.
I was fast. Not as much. I got really into drinking. in a comedian, you think it'd be one of the fastest runners in comedy?
Not fast. I can outrun people. I can run for a while. I don't see them as well.
Yeah, long as since. Yeah. Still got that. I think so, yeah.
You don't practice. You just had that natural ability? No, I practice. I played a lot of sports in high school.
And then I met this girl who played for a, because it's huge in Toronto. Where from? There's like six women's teams. And like, I'm not.
Wait, what were we talking about? Ozzy Roles. Shh! Shh!
The real. Yes. You can bounce and run. Yes.
Well, I'm not that kind of bouncing. But I can, I hit. Yes. Very good kick.
Oh, yeah. I can kick it too. You're right. You're right.
Yeah. Yeah. I got it. So what you guys are talking about for the uninitiated?
It's rugby. No, it's not rugby. Oh, he knows. He knows.
He knows. He knows. He knows. He knows.
He knows. He knows. But if you really need to explain it. As he goes forward back, there's three goal posts.
You can go. You can tackle, keep going with rugby. The play's dead and they had to like, everybody's going to go. You can tackle somebody.
We're from the ground and get up. Is it keep going? No. Oh, I can get in the ball.
If you hold on to a gun, he gets rid of the ball. That's holding the man. I mean, it was. You're a weird thing.
I don't know if I can. I'm a man. You're a tackler or you're just swapping. I'm a bro.
No. I was really good. I was in the middle because I can keep running. Yeah.
That was a great ball. I was at a run for a long time. Thank you. And I was super good at tackling.
Like, really good. So I used to be paired up. Were you aggressive? Oh, yeah.
You could be either. You're not gay. You got gay vibes. I know.
Everyone thinks I'm gay. The other one is full of the tackle people. I know. But I think I'm like anger on men on the women.
Why are you so angry? I was really like shit for a long time, my men. Yeah. Bad men, bad.
Bad comedy bookers. Yeah. Yeah, my first experience with that the other day in Rachel Wilson was on it. She was like, welcome to the club.
Because I got gay. You know what I mean? Guy was like, what's up? Going to book you at the club.
And I was like, yeah, here's my manager's number. And he was like, wait, I don't get your number. Like, I follow you when I only fans. And I was like, ew.
Ew. Wait, wait, wait. We've been all advanced. Nothing anymore.
Seven months. OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you'd be just hammered rock hard jerking off into the camera?
I don't know. Everybody, because I'm like a pansexual. So I boned everybody. Guys, trans girls, everybody.
Got boned. You'd suck it, whatever, everything. And then, yeah, now I've written out. It's easier away.
You were credit. Why? Yeah, you guys feel bad for my kids. Well, I feel bad for my kids.
What? You know, you're doing this? Yeah. Somebody posted it, and then some school kids got it.
Oh, OK. That's out here. They're back in here. They're out here.
I've been living here for 35 years, so. Oh, OK. My kids are older, but still. It's just like an handle it.
Yeah, but that's like a guy he's going to a phase. They didn't need to. Yeah. That he's going to a big phase, where his asshole's gay built, but he's quite a large phase.
He's doing here. That was on there. But still, fair enough, it's pretty bad. Yeah.
I feel like I don't think that's for you. I'll be right to start, you know? Why? Because they didn't deserve that.
They didn't deserve what? You were the one doing it. You know, you did to them. You know, I appreciate you.
I appreciate you. No, well, that's that. I wouldn't be here. I'm not starting up for that.
I don't want to be fancy. How old are your kids? 15 and 19. Yeah, I don't think that's going to change their relationship with you.
They might not like what you do, but I feel like we're good. But there was a time there where one of them was getting picked on. I don't really. I just.
Yeah, no. Yeah. I don't know how even bullies happen right now in this day. Because it's so fucking horrendous.
But that's like, yeah, it's just like he's fine. He might even be better off for it. Because now he understands what it's like to be on either end of those things. But the fact still remains is I caused him grief.
And that's my fucking child. And I don't mean like there's enough grief in life. That doesn't need to bring you any. But I feel like in high school, you're getting bullied.
It doesn't matter for what if it wasn't that one or something else. Yep. So maybe it's probably even worse that they saw when you said someone was like, yeah, it's not funny. But you're going to get about to suck in those trans dicks because he is unfunny.
Upsun. That hurt way more. I know what I mean. I'm not ready for that.
You gave me all David. I will never. I honestly I don't give a fuck away. I bash them on their comedy more than anything else.
That's all I care about. You can suck my ass right now. If you get on stage and do a bad set and then walk off like you killed, I will talk shit about you for the rest of your fucking life. OK, well, I've never walked off like I killed.
I'm pretty aware that I'm not ready. I've actually never seen your set. So I don't know what I'm talking about. I've literally never seen you.
We were on the panel together once. I never always come after late to a show, or I had to run out of the room or something. I'm going to show you. I've never stratted off like, you're welcome, everybody.
Well, good. Because there's a lot of delusion in this city, especially this city. But in comedy in general, I think it's one of the most delusional art forms. Do I think I have potential?
Sure. Yeah, you would be doing all this. You would have bought a $15,000 smoke machine for podcast. Because I watched you.
OK. I'm aware. You're aware what? There's people like you out there.
So maybe don't get too pumped on yourself, James. No. Do you know what I'm doing coming for? 21 years.
Right. Long time. Long fucking time. Yeah, but I'm just saying, when I see people like you and Tim Dillon's and people like that where I go, oh my god.
That's amazing. Well, if you saw my standup 10 years ago, you'd be like, she has to stop doing comedy. It was not bad. I had to say.
There was some sort of glimmer of hope. After 10 years, you didn't get it. No, there was. I was doing OK.
I was doing well in Canada. 10 years. Do you feel like that helps or hurts? I don't want to be disrespectful to Canadian media right?
So in a way, there's an infrastructure there that they want to promote people, and it's cool because you get a chance. But on the other hand, you become a success in Canada, and then maybe you come to America, and now you're in a big pond, and it's a whole other challenge. In the end, was it helpful or not helpful to you coming up? Yeah, definitely helpful.
Very helpful, because there's way more stage time. And there's still a lot of very good comedy in Canada, especially in Toronto. Of course. You realize and most things come when you hit the ceiling there, you're like, well, this is far as I'll get.
Like, there's nowhere else to go. It's the same club. It's the same thing. You have to come to the States or England or something to get to that next level.
It was the same with everything. Yeah. Like skateboarding was the same for me. There were people that were good in Australia and then when you started wiping the floor with them it was like well if you go to America and then you get to America and you're like oh oh like there's a whole bunch of people here that are monsters and if you can hang then you get to stay.
That's kind of the deal. Are there people in Canada that are aware of this and they're like no I'll just stay in camp. Oh yes. I fucked on them.
There's not that many Canadians out here that you know that are killing because a lot of them they knew coming here so I started pretty much started again. Like I went from a Canadian headliner coming here to be like oh I'm being a mike fan and I can't be on fucking on my side. It was like that bad. Yeah if you really have to want it.
Yeah being a headliner and then doing open mics must have been entertaining. Sorry is that my hot boyfriend? No. It's not just that your phone rings.
Is that you actually have the ringer on? I don't know why it's I don't know what that is. I'm so sorry. It was a time I saw she can get out of here.
Bye. No I'm not. I'm not your friend doing a wellness check. Oh my god my mother is it serious I'll come right away.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Blink once with a smoke machine. Yeah I have to leave. Sorry about that.
No my fault. Wait so how long are you doing skateboarding for it? Are your bones still okay? I mean I got like I had a lot of surgeries.
I mean in my leg and stuff. So I've been hurt a lot but I went to Columbia got stem cells a couple times. Oh shit. So it really like brought things back.
You know so I'm doing pretty good for it. How many times I did fall more than the average guy so I got hurt more than normal people do. Don't like more thin like you guys. I'm a ram scater.
Okay. But even for Rams I'm a big guy. So big of that how do they fall kind of thing. But I don't know I feel like I'm pretty dense and I don't and when I got the stem cells and now that I'm I was always like that all the way I got because I used to drink and do a lot of drugs and then I treated myself really poorly when I was in my prime.
So then when I got a little older I got try to get sober or I got into fighting which made me start eating clean. So I started to get a little fitter and try to take things a little serious way after my skateboard career was sort of early at senior day and then by the time I got to like a ridiculous age to be an athlete 50 I've been to Columbia twice and got stem cells in all my joints and it's like super like the best ones like from an umbilical cord like it makes it it fixes stuff like not like what are the odds that kid was going to try anything anyway like a fresh. I was like what do they give you that they give you when you get it they give you a thing that shows the umbilical cord of the baby that it came off the parents and the grandparents to show that there's no like disease in the family because you got there like maybe umbilical cord and is it placenta maybe I don't know but you get they take that the blood out of that and they spin it and then they inject all that stuff into you. It's like finding that out for the first time like we can't waste this piece of the body then suck out and put it in somebody else.
Dude it is it is a weird thing the umbilical cord because when my son was born they asked us if we wanted it and we weren't like crazy we're gonna eat the placenta on his fifth birthday kind of people but it also was like if I say go ahead and throw it away I can't ever take that back so since you're asking me sure we'll take the umbilical cord and then I just put it on ice though right. No dude all I did is no I don't know what we did when we were maybe we kept it in the little like hotel fridge when we were there but we took it home and you know the little thing where you keep your butter in the fridge. I just came home like the minute we came home I just stuck it in there and then like I swear I was like nine months a year later I took it out and it was like good as new. Like it never dies.
It never dies. It's the good stuff. It's the good stuff. Ew.
I got ejected with all of that. That's maybe sick for some reason. It's made me feel good. No good reason you don't really need to explain it.
It's like a medical one. It's like a medical one. It's like a secret sign on it but it was totally a ziplock bag. You take it to lunch by accident I go oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait in the middle of the night that's baloney.
That's so gross. Yeah. Because I know people eat it and they suck it back and they don't want to eat it but I'll get it injected into my limbs. Oh god.
That's way different. It's like I'll get your body back because I want to play until I die and if you're not just like if I inject this into you you get to pretend you're like 30 again and I'm like do it. Please do it. I'm not going to use any anesthesia it's going to hurt and I'll get it.
I'll get it from my vagina and make her feel 30 again. I've seen some old pussies they stay. You know what they do I see some old porn. Yeah.
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Chub up safely and we thank Blue True for sponsoring the podcast. I'm going to tell him I did sleep with the lady that had a lot of babies and maybe she had a giant box. I wonder if that's from the babies. I didn't want to ask her.
I think three. Yeah, probably. She had vaginal births. She even said something about it.
She was like, oh cool. That'll work. What do you mean? I didn't want to pry.
She was more concerned for me than it was if I wasn't a certain kind of weird thing. I would have given a fucking shit. I'd be like, get out and get out of my house. You know, like any more.
You can sit here with your boyfriend. You can tell. You've never loved anyone more in my entire life. I know it's so sad.
I'm like, it's so sad. I don't think I've ever been in love with her. I'm realizing that. I'm realizing that all the other relationships I had, what I thought was love.
I'm like, not even fucking close. I feel like that's what I'm going to say when I meet the right person. I think it's what you say when you meet the right person. I'm going to meet the right person.
I'm going to meet the right person. I need a mama. That's what I needed. Any love.
No. I had three mamas and a cunt. Not even counting your mom. That one wasn't counted.
That's why I need three mamas. All different mamas for the kids. No, just one. Yeah.
So then I had to grow up by myself and wake up and realize who you really are. And I'm still in the middle of it, which means I'm probably not ready to date, but it doesn't anyone's going to do it anyway. So it's casual. But soon I'll be like all self-sufficient and be like, yeah, I don't need anybody.
And then that person will show up because that's how God will work. That's exactly what I was done. I was like, I'm over man. I was actually convinced that my soulmate lives in Australia.
Because every time all my Australian fans were like, hot guys would be like, when you're coming, I'm like, hang on, come on, you're dick. Then you're like, now I'm like, now I'm like, it's over. Because also all the guys on my Aussie rules team were so hot. I never fucked any of them.
I'm so pissed off. Why not? I don't know. I don't know what I was doing at 27.
I think I was in a pretty good way. Stupid. It was a co-ed. Aussie rules team.
We've just co-ed together. But then I did play on a lower level. There was a co-ed and I did tackle one guy and got somebody kicking back. But yeah, we played, there was like the lower group.
Wait, you're telling me when you got up, he kicked you in the head. Yeah, and then I got a free kick and then I... Oh, that was a free kick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Man, I want to beat the shit out of that guy. No, my team always did their pissed off. I'm sorry, but they were really attractive and they finally found me very funny. That's why I'm getting trolled by Australian men.
Actually, it's probably the only... Black guys and Australian guys are the only people who don't troll me online. But man, who are those white boys from Massachusetts? They hate me!
They don't have Aussie to do this, but I'm not the middle of America. I'm sorry, I didn't see you on your Instagram that somebody that has took you up for a date. Yes. Came to one of your shows?
I'm sure you saw you even recognised them? Oh, no, those bones were for life. No, because this guy was specific. And he stood me up in my parents' house and was up north.
There was five years ago, London and he came to see me in Toronto at my parents' college. and I went half outside of Toronto, then he came to a show of mine in Toronto after he took me out, and I was like, he kept DMing and screaming, I'm like, he comes, he's all coped out, he's creeping me out, he hit on my younger cousin, I was like, he got, anyway, he kicked out of the comedy bar, he was being so creepy. And then I was like, that's it. He DM me on things, I'm like, why is this talking to me?
Stop, so then I go to London with my boyfriend last week. And I'm at a show the day before, and he's there. And he pops up and he goes, okay, and I was like, hi. And I wasn't like, computing, I'm like, well, I'm like, I know this guy from somewhere.
He's like, come on, you show tomorrow. I'm like, thanks. And he's like, yeah, blah, blah, blah. And I can tell he's asking me, I was Canadian.
I'm like, how the fuck do I know this guy? And then he walked away and I was like, oh my god, oh my fucking god. And then all that came back. And I was like, are you kidding me?
So he was being so weird, he was like, DMing, he's like, hey, if your boyfriend wants to sit beside me, none of my friends want to come. I'm saying the fuck. My boyfriend's on the show, first of all, you psychopath. Second of all, what the fuck?
So he comes, he's sitting in front of all these three. They all take you, all these things, and then he's like, oh, I'm like, I'm playing this. No, but I was like, no, I'm playing this. I'm playing this for it.
No, but I was like, hey, I'm feeling like this. I'm just saying I'm doing anything. No, his friends were cool, I'm just trying to fuck. I'm like, I'm trying to fuck you with him.
So all his friends were dying. And then after one of his friends was like, yeah, he said that you guys are like buddies. That's why you're here. I'm like, buddies, this guy goes, stood me up.
And then act like he didn't do fucking shit all. How did he, you said that he was all co-daddy stuff, but you were still gonna give him a chance to hang out? No, no, no, no, he came and he showed up at this show and I was like, I don't know what's going on while you're here. That was like a long time ago after.
That's so he stood me up and then came to a show like maybe a couple months later in Toronto. And I was like, oh yeah, big time. Okay. And he's co-oped the fuck up.
And I was like, yeah, and then I was so bizarre at coming to the show and I was like, and then after he was like, yeah, sorry, I hope we're so cool. What do you mean we're so cool? We're not friends. I don't know what to tell you.
Did you break it down like that? No, I was like, well, I post that clip and he's like, he's like, I went back and I was like, I'm not going to do my messages. I didn't really see anyone. I'm like, you fucking told me a time and place.
I went there and then you fucking those for me four hours. That's getting somebody up. Sorry, that's what that's the thing that is. I don't even do the, if you go like, let's go to dinner and I go, yeah, okay.
And then you go, you know what? I just came up. I'm like, okay, done. And then they hit you up two days later and go, hey, what's going on tonight?
I'm like, no, it's still done. It's still done. They're having me just the other day where they're going to go to dinner and I was like, man, I don't really want to but okay. I'm going to go with my friends for drinks.
So I already made plans. I'm sorry. And I was like, that's fine. And then they hit me up three days later.
They're like, how's it going? How are you doing? And I was like, I'm awesome. Bye.
That's it. That's all I have to say about it. I'm not doing it. Yeah, yeah.
I'm here so flaky too. I feel like it's just nonstop, flake central. And I was just, I was done. And you know, but you don't, but you're not in his face.
Like I remember you did. You're a creep. You wouldn't bother going that deep, right? No, no, I'm not like, I know my crowd looks like I'm not trying to be mean, but it's not me.
I'm just like, if someone's like annoying or being realized, I'm like, I'm not trying to be mean. The guy the other day I saw you post that was, that said something and you called him out and he just got up and walked out and then he came back and you went up and grabbed the mic and got to get it. Oh, yeah. That one, that one, that's my biggest viral clip I think.
That's at the store. It happened like almost like five, six months ago, maybe longer now. That guy says he's a comedian. I'm trying to get him banned from the commie store.
I fucking hate that guy. Wait, you know who it is, but you don't know who it is. I could not find him. I tried to tag him in the clip because he was so fucking rude to me.
That was the one that was out of nowhere. Just like personal thing with you. In the context of that was I was in the main room. I didn't know who the people were in the show.
So I came in. I was doing crowd work. I literally just walked from the main room on stage. So I was like, blah, blah.
They were spot, it was like a weed sponsor for the show. So I was like, whatever. I was like, yeah, it was pinned on my profile, but now it's down. It's pretty far down.
I'm wearing overalls. You're always there. No, but at least I jump suits. It's like overalls.
Yeah, we got to see the clip. It's pretty far. I was paying on my profile for a long time, but it's like I post a lot. My god.
Cheeses Christ. You know what? What the fucking craziest part? I post so much.
I got to check the other day for meta $1. Yeah, that's it. I make one whole dollar. I get no sponsorships.
I get paid nothing because I'm all. Where the fuck is this? Oh, there it is right there. Can't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, can we hear it or not? Oh, yeah. We want.
Yeah. Look at this pussy. I've never seen somebody walk out like this. Look at this.
It's crazy. I was so mad to the rest of my set. The rest of my set, I spent waiting for this guy to come back. I was like, I kept going on and he went back.
So I got off stage and I fucking stand in the hallway for three sets. Because the contest was, I didn't know these two parts of the show. Also, I wasn't being, it was a guy in a girl. Wait a minute, that guy sponsored the show.
He knew, he was friends with the guy's show. It was a comedian, Mike Lazer. He was a great guy. He was friends with him.
So I guess he was trying to be a bit nice. Oh, they sponsored the show. I wasn't being like, fuck you guys. I was like, oh, how are you guys friends?
They're like over coworkers. I'm like, oh, no, I'm gay. And then I literally said, man, I love a safe gay man. And then the guy, he was like, huh, I wasn't saying like, that's why I was so fucking through it all.
Because I usually was like, if I was being caught as a appearance or if I did something at all offensive, but I didn't for once in my life. So I was like, huh? And it was just a tone of it was so fucking condescending. I was like, who the fuck?
I mean, he knew it. When you go well, well, well, he's already up and leave. He's up and I don't think I've ever seen a heckler bounce that quick. But you hadn't said anything about him yet.
Nothing. I mean, okay, was there a vibe that he was about to go down and flamish? Oh, yeah. But that was like an experienced heckler all of us to know to clear out before you start setting him on fire.
It's just a move. Yeah. But that gets worse. The whole story gets worse.
I fucking hate this guy. I hope he watches his phone. I don't know his name. I find it.
You're fucking. I don't like the troll. But he literally I can't say so I go back on stage. He comes back and it's like, go to my house and I think he's like, of course you can.
So grab the mic gets up again. Anybody leaves. Yeah, I know. So now I'm outside the store pacing.
So I mean he sees a couple viral. He gets off me. I'm like, buddy, you had your chances. Stay there.
He messaged you. He messaged Mike, the guy's show was like, I would have fucking roasted her. I would have ripped her in half. He's like, my dick's bigger than hers.
I'm like, buddy, now you're saying I have a fucking dick. Come back to my fucking show of mine. Say fuck in front row and say fuck in my face. You had two fucking chances.
If you're listening, you had two fucking chances to roast my ass. You didn't. You fucking left the room. So I don't tell you.
Have a roast battle. I would never waste my fucking time with this piece of shit. He's such a fucking ... He says yes.
He's not a comedian. if I have anything to do with it. Sorry. Then he was like calling me an ugly man, texting the guy Mike saying I look like a man, I'm a dick, I'll say hi.
Wait, how do you find this out? Mike's telling you. Mike's telling me. But he won't tell you his name.
What's the dude? Sorry, Michael. Tell me. I know.
I need to know his name. But you gotta say that the guys took it shit in her and not give it over to her? I need his name. I simply must.
Did you folks see George Lopez walking off stage? This was on TMZ today. He was not looking. Somebody was not looking.
I mean, everybody gets older, but dang. Oh, no. He looks like Steve Bennett. He looks like that guy.
Oh, that's him? Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no.
He looks like a guy. How did Tim Allen become Santa Claus in the Santa Claus? What's the guy? I mean, what's the guy Nick Nolte?
I remember when Nick Nolte got like a DUI, it was like the arrested photo? One of the original viral mug shots. What happened? That's it.
Okay. So, what happens is he walks off stage and I will say in fairness to everybody, we don't know the proceeding. People keep saying do you want to get you a shot? People kept bringing up getting him a drink.
It's not to be offensive. People are talking to him. I'm not even going to get him. He starts to say basically I'll give you so many strikes.
So many strikes before I go. Like one strike, two strikes, three strikes, you're out. And here's the video. It's pretty self-explanatory.
I mean, this crowd does sound horrible. Yeah. I mean, this crowd is horrendous. You're more than talking to my description.
That's true. You're letting yourself start. Honestly, I'm on a side for this. Listen.
Hey, he fucking warned you. You back that? I do back that. You back that if you're the headliner and it's your show.
If you're the headliner and it was a show? Yes. And he left 30 minutes ahead of his schedule time. The venue, it's some casino is offering refunds.
If you, yes, as long as he's been fucking doing it, if he was literally like, can you just stop and then off fucking shut up. First of all, that person should have been escorted out immediately. Because now we all get fucked over. But like, I am 100% of that.
I thought it was a Rob Schneider thing where he's been pissing people off. They've been walking out. You've seen this? I don't want to.
I thought about it. You're the two? There's two. Also, I'm like, I've never really found a funnyest standup anyway.