Steppin' on Cracks and Breakin' Backs (with Jazmyn W)

If you step on a crack, will you truly break your mom's back? Langston and David sit down with comedian, Jazmyn W. (YouTube and TikTok) to talk about this classic old wives tale. They discuss racist nursery rhymes, Goofy's sexuality, and even pitch ideas for the next Tyler Perry movie. Plus, we discuss whether saying "titty" or "coochie" in front of your parents is acceptable. Lastly, we step into sensitive territory regarding height and ask ourselves: does 5'8'' even exist? SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices