Stop Ordering Fries And Calling It Romance

👑 This is your Crown Chat! Got thoughts on today's episode? Hit the 'Send us a Text Message' link above and tell me what's on your mind! Fair warning — the funniest ones might get read live on air!We keep it grown and spicy while we audit petty restaurant reviews and defend the businesses that follow their rules. I flush three complaints that boil down to entitlement, impatience, and ignoring clearly stated policies. • Tech hiccups and a quick welcome to new listeners • The Wonky Wednesdays mission of eco-justice and calling out troll reviews • How reservations work versus what guests “feel” they deserve • Review one: booking a basic table then demanding rooftop luxury seating • Review two: a Nashville wait time blamed on staff instead of steak reality and packed nights • Why appetizer choices change your perception of service speed • Review three: cancellation fees for large parties and the real cost of no-shows • The difference between a scam and an agreed policy Before we uh get into our first review, don't forget, and if you haven't already, you can become an official monthly supporter of the show, and we will appreciate that. Just click the support the show link right at the top of our show notes to unlock our on-air shout-outs, custom stickers, and engrave Nico Justice pants. Help us keep these mics running completely independent with no corporate bosses. And don't forget to complete your crown chat homework that's located on Instagram and behind your reviews or on the fan page, fan mail page. Support the showWant to support the show or treat me to your favorite coffee or teach me to like coffee? support me here at the link below and I will give an on air shout out!:https://www.buzzsprout.com/2626058/support📩 BEHIND YOUR REVIEWS TESTIMONY INBOXHave a hater review or a piece of wonky logic you want us to audit next? Slide your screenshots directly into our anonymous studio inbox at: [email protected] 📣 PREMIUM SUPERHERO SHOUTOUTSWant to celebrate your establishment on the airwaves and broadcast your amazing work across our global network? Email us directly at [email protected] to request an official X & Neko Justice Premium Superhero Shoutout!🐾 Keep your favorite local spots safe, keep it cute, keep it grown, family... and for the love of all things good leave better tips!!  The Baristas will appreciate you for it!!