Stork Patrol

by The Lonely Island http://www.thelonelyisland.com/ Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH9giCg3Nro Lyrics: Stork patrol, always patrollin Stork patrol, he's rollin Stork patrol, with my storkies Stork patrol Yo what up, fine feathered stork? Peace, you're lovely Hollow legs, long beak, feathers so cuddly Yo I wanna step to you stork, but I don't know how Your style's mad intimidating, makes me go wild Get ya open like those web toes You know I spread those scrawny bird legs past the head when I bed those Stanky sea stork steady salty in your seed sack Have at this barnacle, bird, ya know I need that Your feathers shiny, nasty plumage Let me probe your inner sanctum, I love you doin it Witchya storkin ass Beautiful Marabou Plenty of birdseed for you, incubators too What up Marabou-bou, don't I recognize you? National Geographic, cover, ninety-two Turn around your backyard, I can barely speak Oops, there go my kids all over your beak Calling all storks, we're on a stork patrol We have an APB out for three storks heading one-eighty Chicks fly the coop when you pull up to dem first She's a beautiful specimen (she's a stork! ) A beautiful specimen 'Ey yo peepin, I know you love Victoria's Egret Garter belts all in your claws on some freak ish I love you like my wingspan, everything's grand Knock it airborne, make you pray to god to bring land Never worry bout what your friends say, they're just pelicans Swallowin the minnows of this other species' gentlemen Thirty days, thirty nights on my eggs you sitted Cuz you always been committed, til the day I was acquitted Lovely, eatin baby crocodiles and insects Let me be your park ranger and your sanctuary pretect Ooh, I wanna ruffle you up, suck on your beak Freak nasty ish, make you stand on one feet Yo my eyes are red, my voice is tremblin Please don't leave me, stork This ish, I need you til the end When the cops came, you held my stash in your beak God damn, nasty freak! Alright, listen up, stork We, human men, have got you surrounded Now come outside and marry one of us